The Tongue Twisting Tooth Microphone
dylanduck writes "New Scientist has found a patent for a microphone that clips on your tooth, meaning you can stay in radio contact even the noisiest situations - like warzones. You use your tongue to flip it on and off. Here is the patent itself. The same article mentions a blimp that launches like a rocket."
For soldiers chewing gum.... Or tobaco.
"Sir! We cannot get a status report with all this noise! However, we can clearly hear that Bob may need some more Nicorette soon."
Mind the frickin' laser...