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The Tongue Twisting Tooth Microphone
dylanduck writes "New Scientist has found a patent for a microphone that clips on your tooth, meaning you can stay in radio contact even the noisiest situations - like warzones. You use your tongue to flip it on and off. Here is the patent itself. The same article mentions a blimp that launches like a rocket."
Very handy.. err... toothy..
That is exactly what the Imperial Stormtroopers used to activate their microphone in Star Wars.
(For those of you who had no life in High School, we learned these things. Then wondered why we had no girlfriends.)
Anjanappa, Muniswamappa
A person may have a mic in his mouth, but that's not going to help anyone trying to say this guy's name.
now all those idiots with toungue peircings can go to job interviews and say that they are just antenae for their cell phones for the competitive edge.....
This is the first time anyone's wanted a "bug" in their mouth.
Thank you - I'm here all night!
Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
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I can just see it, I want to talk to somebody so I flick my tooth on (wth?) and suddenly I feel a ginormous electric shock throughout my head. My cover is blown when everyone sees my hair immediately stand on end :-
;)
at least thats what happens if I don't let truth get in my way
So what happens with this little device during various sex acts?
I know, this is slashdot. The only sex acts involve, what... Wives? eheh
"Piter, too, is dead."
Crap! Which tooth was the radio and which tooth was the cyanide again?
It's been around for a while.
I wonder if this device is going to bring a new meaning to BlueTooth.
I saw it being used downtown on Monday, the guy didn't appear affluent enough for one but there he was, all by himself, carrying on a animated conversation with no cell phone or ear piece visible, drinking something in a paper sack.
Nate
Nate
Mitch: "And Kent, one more thing..."
Kent: "Yes?"
Mitch: "Stop masturbating!"
Kent, looking up: "It really is God!"
That would be a first nowadays: a patent with a working prototype.
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The Freemasons. That's where they put the tracking device. In my teeth. My dentist betrayed me. He was just part of the network. They do it to keep tabs on you-- know where you are, hear everything by secret frequency. At first it was just the ones they'd sent back from the future, but after Tager broke the secret they had to move on to the general public, to ensure the truth didn't spread. Once they got a taste of power they wanted more. The operations expanded. 10,000 Americans every year. Now everything is in preparation for the Colonization. They hear everything. They know where to attack, when. They know where we're weak. It will begin soon.
Shit, have to go, I think I see helicopters. If I do not post on this site again you will know what happened.
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Already spent too much on dental work this summer - sigh... Root canals are really annoying.
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How about when Gilligan got hit in the mouth accidently and his filling became a radio and the Professor tried to turn it into a transmitter to get them off the island?
Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
It's just like an empire game!
"You found scrolls of ancient wisdom!"
"You found patent for modern technology!"
When things get complex, multiply by the complex conjugate.
Isn't that how it works though? You have to patent a device or mechanism. You can't just say "I have invented anti-gravity! And it will be controlled by a button on my belt. I 0wn j00!"
Er, or something.
but does it run Linux?
Per the parent, I presently possess a patent pending pertaining to patents with prior prototypes.
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bluetooth compatible?
Uncopyrightable: The longest word you can write without repeating a letter.
A microphone that turns on with your tongue? I know of women who can get turned on with a tongue....
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Oh, you mean the Hindenburg?
Take off every Sig.
Patenting prior prototype patents? Prepare post-cards protesting!
If so, then WHAT are you doing on slashdot?!?!?!?!?!?
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[hands the package to the man to his right]
Man 1: Pete Porter, pass it on. [hands it on]
Man 2: Pasadena promptly. [hand it on]
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Attendant: Priority?
Smithers: Precisely.
Prez Bush will need one of these. No more unsightly bulges on his back
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My French teacher didn't think so. I just failed my midterms because of your "wisdom". Merci beaucoup!
Or as you would have me pronounce it, "Murr-kih bee-yow-cowp"
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