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P2P Users More Likely to Cheat, Shoplift
prostoalex writes "New research report (sponsored by the recording industry, so should definitely be objective) suggests that those who download music online are also likely to cheat at schools/universities and to shoplift. From the Globe and Mail: 'Not only does music file-swapping harm artists, but it also points to an erosion of respect for intellectual property that threatens Canada's economy and values at the core of our society,' said Graham Henderson, president of the Canadian Recording Industry Association, which commissioned the polls."
who the hell would shoplift when you can just download anything you really need?
A more in depth study also indicated that P2P users are also "big doody heads" and that the recording industry's dad could kick the P2P users dad's in a fight
...and that's all there is to it.
If file swappers are so profficient at all this theft and cheating, music execs must be pretty worried about their job-security.
Users who don't download music from p2p are more likely not to have internet..
Why wouldn't they just walk into a record shop and steal the CD?
Oh yeah, this article is BS..
Can we get a study done on how likely RIAA Executives are to hurt small animals, steal from donation pots, and scowl at old ladies?
Sorry - that was me.
I downloaded the internet last week from Toronto on my cable modem. After I deleted all the porn and music I was able to fit it onto a CDROM though. If anyone wants it, please let me know.
- sarcasm is just one more service we offer -
When I was young, the US president Johnson told us that if the young men did not volunteer to 'serve' in Vietnam, then after the communists 'won', tens of thousands of Vietnamese would come here and take our jobs.
Well the young men refused to go to Vietnam, the communists 'won', and sure enough, tens of thousands of Vietnamese did come to the US and take our jobs.
I'll never doubt the government again.
In related news, users of Microsoft Windows found to use excessive foul language.
Since "Canadians between 12 and 24 years of age are responsible for 78 per cent of illegal music downloading" (source) and "95% of those who have eating disorders are between the ages of 12 and 25" (source), P2P sharing leads to anorexia. QED.
Has the RIAA commissioned a study to see if young people are more likely to hijack ocean-going vessels? After all, piracy is piracy.
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twain
I was just thinking the same thing, so I guess we should conclude that we should never trust Canadians ages 18-29. I never trusted them anyway. :)
Actually, I first read the post as PSP Users More Likely to Cheat, Shoplift. I was really starting to wonder. Actually, I read it 4x, and didn't catch the error until reading a few comments. Darn those Canadian PSP users, the hosers!
Arrr! Ye be handin' o'er those mp3 cds ye scurvy swag!