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Nobel Prize in Physics: Seeing the Light

lidden writes "The Nobel Prize in Physics 2005 has been awarded Roy J. Glauber "for his contribution to the quantum theory of optical coherence". And John L. Hall and Theodor W. Hänsch "for their contributions to the development of laser-based precision spectroscopy, including the optical frequency comb technique"."

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  1. Quantum what? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quantum coherence? Sometimes it is, sometimes it is not, until curiosity kills the (Shrödinger's) cat???

  2. Wow... what's next by JustASlashDotGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    First, we have the sonic toothbrush, and now we have the optical frequency comb!

    I can't wait to see what the future holds for us next!

    1. Re:Wow... what's next by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't wait to see what the future holds for us next!

      Arghh!! Must escape the Attack of Horrible Puns (TM) from Slashdot!

    2. Re:Wow... what's next by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Funny

      Soap, hopefully.

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    3. Re:Wow... what's next by MooseTick · · Score: 2, Funny

      "First, we have the sonic toothbrush, and now we have the optical frequency comb!"

      I thought Sonic was a hedgehog

  3. Took their time by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

    It took the Nobel committee 42 years to decide that Glauber's work in quantum theory was worthy of their prize. Now that's what I call uncertainty.

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    1. Re:Took their time by databyss · · Score: 3, Funny

      42 years you say?

      Maybe it wasn't so uncertain... maybe it was always the answer...

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    2. Re:Took their time by geeber · · Score: 2, Funny

      It took the Nobel committee 42 years to decide that Glauber's work in quantum theory was worthy of their prize. Now that's what I call uncertainty.

      At the same time, because the uncertainty in the timing of the award is very large, the amount of money involved can be known very precisely!

    3. Re:Took their time by gowen · · Score: 3, Funny
      You may be onto something with the uncertain bit, but I'm uncertain.
      Trust me. I wrote the original comment.
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  4. Particles by xgamer04 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe that the number of particles physicists currently use is not enough. Therefore I am now creating the foo-on, bar-on, and baz-on. Use 'em however ya like. You can send the Nobel stuff anytime.

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  5. optical frequency comb technique - Prior art? by RoverDaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The inventor of the comb-over patented his work in 1977, and won the igNobel prize last year. I'm sure the comb-over technique operates in an optical frequency range in order to be effective.

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  6. Damn - another lost Nobel prize by Snamh+Da+Ean · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have missed out for yet ANOTHER year on physics prize. I think I will just re-train and become an economist or peace campaigner or something.

  7. Quantum Physicist Catfight by theSpaceCow · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Nobel site clearly shows via pie-chart icons that each of the three winners only gets a fraction of that little medal. I hope they seriously do cut it and mail them the parts, because to give each a medal would be mathematically dishonest at best.

    I also hope jealous laureates fight one another to gain their medal-pieces and complete the artifact Triforce-style. Mostly because the mental image amuses me.

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  8. Re:Bandwidth enhancement? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what you are saying is that, inside of my fingernail, there could be a teeny-tiny universe?

  9. Man-winning Prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Nobel Prize in Physics 2005 has been awarded Roy J. Glauber...

    Congratulations Nobel Prize in Physics 2005. Be on guard though. It may try to use you as currency.

  10. Re:Physics behind the awards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My bad. Need more coffee

    Hot coffee?

  11. Obligatory Real Genius quote by blake182 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mitch: This is coherent light.
    Mitch's dad: Oh, so it talks.

  12. Brilliant way to get modded +8 Informative... by birge · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish I'd thought of that: post a useful link, get it wrong, repost. Double your karma. Nicely done!