Orson Scott Card Reviews Everything
H_Fisher writes "Orson Scott Card, author of sci-fi classic Ender's Game and many other novels and stories, has posted his review of the much-discussed Joss Whedon film Serenity (which opened at #2 in the US box office this past weekend). Among other things, Card has this to say about Serenity: 'Those of you who know my work at all know about Ender's Game. I jealously protected the movie rights to Ender's Game so that it would not be filmed until it could be done right ... I'll tell you this right now: If Ender's Game can't be this kind of movie, and this good a movie, then I want it never to be made.'" With praise for Full House, Friends, Being John Malkovich, and Lost to boot.
like I was. Here is the count of mentions from the body.
Serenity: 7
Ender's Game: 6
So it really is more about Serenity.
It's hard to believe that's how Micronians are made. Why don't we see it right now by having you both kiss one another?
Pity he's batshit insane.
i like the movie, with the exception of the reevers... how did these beings operate space ships, propagate, follow a chain of command... ???
Let me ask again. Can we pleeeeeeeaaaaeeeaaaze take the serenity poll down and replace it with something else?
As a person I don't have alot of respect for OSC.
:(
However as a writer I have alot of respect for his work and his ability to tell an interesting and complex story. Enders Game and The Tales of Alvin Maker are great stories and series in and of themselves and I think it's nice to see someone who sticks to their guns for a change and won't let their movie be utterly butchered... like ULG's Wizard of Earthsea, that was so sad.
That is about the absolute best review I've ever seen for any movie and it's enough to make me go see the movie several days sooner than I had planned... I'm really looking forward to seeing this movie now.
Hopefully OSC can get someone to make Ender's Game the right way, hell I'd even settle for the Tales of Alvin Maker... (speaking of which there is an MMORPG coming out based on that-- same people who did A Tale in the Desert.)
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How does a TV show go from being cancelled to being made into a top notch movie without somebody at the Network being fired?
I read Ender's Game about 10 years ago and thought it was brilliant and very dark. The political side of the story is the real meat and potatoes, but that's usually the first thing that gets cut when making a movie, as producers are more interested in what Ender Wiggin is doing, not why.
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But it wasn't the greatest movie ever, like some folks seem to think.
The camera work, for instance, left a lot on the table. I think Joss Whedon does a pretty good job directing TV, giving it a somewhat cinematic feel, but those same techniques applied to the big screen seem to leave it with a TV feel.
Plus, all the backstory required to cover 12 episodes of a TV show is very tough to do in a movie, and impossible if you want to leave any room at all to tell a story with the rest of the movie. The movie suffers some from this.
It's still easily the best movie I've seen this year, but if the next two happen ($10 million at the box office doesn't make that look likely...) I hope they grab a different director, and fortunately the backstory won't be an issue.
-F
Then why doesn't he just get Weaton to direct it. I'm sure among the two of them they can scrape up enough money.
I have long respected him as a writer and as a reviewer, my taste and his seem to line up alot, I guess thats why I like his books. Not my choice of religion, but then nobody's is...
I loved Serenity, it was a great movie, its about the story, take it for what its the story and what the story is saying. Is it high cinema, NO it not goona win any awards for its camera work. Thats what card is saying too, its about the story and the characters in the story. I also agress if Ender's game can't be made at least this good, then its not worth making.
I am sure that one of the many K5 cross overs will undoubtedly meantion the "Card is an Asshat" Story overthere...Personally I like the guy who wrote it for is fiction, but take is review of Card with a pound of Salt if you like over there and read it....
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I never saw Firefly, but Ender's Game is one of my all-time favorite books. The trailers for Serenity haven't done much to get me interested in seeing it, nor has the marketing blitz they've tried to shove down my Tivo. Either the marketroids who put together the trailers are totally incompetent (quite likely), or else I might just end up disagreeing with OSC on this one (also likely.)
Either way, now I'm interested enough to find out more.
What I should have said was nothing.
From the blurb/article: If Ender's Game can't be this kind of movie, and this good a movie, then I want it never to be made.
That's a fairly good outlook. As a fan of a lot of various fiction that I see get butchered in film I cringe everytime something comes around that I truely love only to find that it's either watered down or that the director/writers seem to have lost the original vision of the writing.
Take Lovecraft for example. Being very fond of the old gents work (obviously), I hate the crap that has his name associated with that is rarely more than a slasher film. I can appreciate the humor of Yanza's Re-Animator but the number of people who I encounter who think that somehow HPLs original work is anywhere on the same level of this film makes me fear for the future of Lovecraft's standing in the horror community. The Resurrected (based on the case of charles dexter ward), on the other hand, is a fine adaptation but still the original work is vastly superior. I still think (hope?) the film retains enough of Lovecraft's original vision to spur interested viewers into the works of HPL without being disappointed.
With the adaptation of American McGee's Alice I am fearful of what will happen. I love the game, I love McGee's vision but I really do not see how this is going to translate into a film.
I swear to God I will have a stroke on the day that Niven's Dream Park (or any other Niven work really) gets turned into a film. There is far too much going on there to make it a workable movie.
Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
What? No reviews for Will and Grace or Queer as Folk...?
He may write sci-fi well, but he's a vocal homophobe in his non-fiction rants.
If you want to see some of his best writing (and most
/. complainer), then you can learn a lot
diverse) get his short story anthology Maps in a Mirror.
It's also annotated, so it gives you a great peek into
his mind and how/why he writes certain stories. That
really shows off the brilliance of OSC as a writer.
Also, if you are or want to be a writer yourself (rather
than a typical
from OSC. His book on how to write SciFi is the best
on that topic. He also provides a lot of help for
writers on his website.
Really, what makes OSC great is perhaps not any particular
work, but rather his grasp of people, and that great
stories must be about the characters. Otherwise all you
have is a literary carchase and explosions, just special
effects with no meat.
Oh, and if the Full House thing at the end of the review
puzzles you, then you just haven't read enough of his
reviews to understand his sense of humor, or that he
is a devoted parent and thus sometimes cares about things
that may seem quite corny to adults.
Yes, Card is a nut, and a lot of his personal values don't mesh well with those of the majority of the geek community.
However, a good portion of his work is exceptional. Ender's Game really is a must read, even if the man enjoyed Friends, or thinks the gays will destroy society, or whatever it is he's going on about now.
(which opened at #2 in the US box office this past weekend)
Just a warning but it only did $10.1 million of business against no real competition in a Hollywood dead period. So folks better fill the seats and get the word out or this franchise will pull a Hindenburg. The two major Hollywood seasons are Memorial Day to Labor Day (the Summer Blockbuster months) and Thanksgiving to the Oscars (where Academy Award winners and big holiday films are given a big push. Before Jaws this was the only money period in cinema). September just up to Thanksgiving is a dead period: Hollywood release B features, also rans and things that have been rotting on the shelves. Of course this lack of competition has lead to a surprise breakout every few years and if Serenity can get a good word of mouth campaign to keep up interest then it'll stay solvent.
What is music when you despise all sound?
The short story was fun. He should never have tried to expand it though.
For good Card-bashing, I'll point you to: Orson Scott Card Has Always Been an Asshat. It's a great read.
Like most, the first book of his I read was Ender's Game. It isn't a bad book. But it isn't great, either. Everything in it has been done before, by better writers. Its popularity is due mostly to the "heroic geeky kid beats the adults and saves the world" theme, much like Harry Potter. The other couple books of his I've read seem pretty much the same.
Like I said, it's not really bad. I've got dozens of science fiction books on my shelves churned out by various writers that may not be great literature, but are still a fun afternoon read. Ender's Game should be one of them.
However, in the introduction to Ender's Game, he pretty much claimed to have invented the idea of wargames in the future. This "review" is pretty much just an excuse to talk about how great his book could be if made into a movie. This kind of nonsense leaves me with something of a bad taste in my mouth.
How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
Ender's Game is slated for 2007, directed by Wolfgang Peterson and with a screenplay by Michael Dougherty. The IMDB report on the movie provides very little information, except that it was certainly in the works before the Serenity movie was publicized.
Dougherty doesn't have any high-quality screenplays under his belt (just X2, which was a fun movie, but not the greatest screenplay, and I would think Card agrees) ... does Card retain enough control to carry through with the above claim?
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Why do so many people apparently think he's actually being serious in the last paragraph? This is Orscon Scott Card, people. That last statement is fully dipped in his usual dry sarcasm.
Despite what the summary says, the Full House support is ravingly sarcastic.
BIG difference, though. There were tens of millions of regular Star Trek viewers thanks to the reruns. Firefly has been almost impossible to find for most of its existence.
If you want to make money, you cater to your audience who mostly didn't know much. I loved the movie and have never seen a Firefly episode in its entirety. My guess is it does OK but not great at the box office but sells DVD's like nobody's business.
the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
OSC says he likes Sci-Fi, but what he really likes is drama with some edgy technology. As much as he puts down makers of bubble-gum-space-ship sci-fi for not being true to the genre, his own favourites such as Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind are no more true to the genre.
The problem with sci-fi movies may be the lack of real drama and relationships, but that doesn't make movies which excel on those two points any more sci-fi.
The global economy is a great thing until you feel it locally.
Personally I think Serenity has one fatal flaw -- the characters receive no development and there is no emotional connection to them. I haven't seen Firefly and have no background at all. I went to see it because of all the buzz, and I was disappointed. Who is River? I don't really understand. It's obvious she's psychic and she kicks ass, but why should I care for her? Should I care? Should I dislike her? I have no idea. I feel nothing whatsoever for River character. I can say the same for all the other characters. Who is the assassin? Why is he that way? Why is he going around killing things with a katana? Yes, I know all the obvious answers that are provided by the movie, but those answers were not enough to get me to feel anything whatsoever about that character.
I feel that some ideas were interesting, like the idea of "what happens if people are made ultra-docile?" and so on. However, this interesting idea took all of about 10-20 mins in the movie. The fights with the reavers (or whatever they're called) took 90% of the time, but content having to do with reaver's background took about 10% of the movie time. As a result, reavers are like stupid zombies that mindlessly attack things and I feel nothing, neither for them nor for the people they slay, simply because the situation is so absurd and nonsensical to me.
In short, Serenity may be a good movie-length feature for those who have seen Firefly, but it sucks badly as a stand-alone movie.
Never saw the show. LOVED the movie. It was character driven, had a plot, character development, a couple of great villans, tension and humor among the heroes, and a good zing at the end.
There were moments that I thought "Huh. I bet that's really a big deal if you're a fan of the series," but they didn't slow the movie down. You sympathized with characters in the movie because of their actions in the movie, not because of the series (which I haven't seen).
I will admit I walked out and put Firefly on my Netflix Queue as soon as I got home.
the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
Orson Scott Card is a mediocre writer with an ego that is completely out of proportion to his talent.
I've never met the man, so I can't address that specifically. However, any author whose first novel wins both the Hugo and Nebula awards -- and then goes on to do that again the very next year with the sequel (Speaker for the Dead), certainly has a right to at least some of that ego.
-- Alastair
I don't know about you.
But. Writing sentences like these.
Makes reading the review. Like.
Riding a really, really bumpy vehicle. You know, car.
It's so sad.
I have a caveat. I thought Ender's Game is boring.
I mean, really boring. The ending was so blatantly obvious.
I knew what was going to happen half way through the book.
Chill dude. Go see the moview anyway.
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I think you saw a different cut than I did. I'd never seen a Firefly episode and the movie had plenty of character development.
Why should you care for River? Well, I'm not sure you really should until later in the film. That uncertainty about whether she's a sympathetic person or an impersonal weapon carries the tension for the first part of the movie. The Reivers I thought were a great "force of nature" villain - impersonal, mysterious, and scary as hell.
I think most sci-fi fans will enjoy this movie. I loved it.
the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
For whatever reason I've had five or six personal run-ins with mid-tier science fiction and fantasy authors. They've all fit your description: okay writers with colossal egos.
One example sent in a bombastic resume for a position we were hiring for. He asked for roughly twice the going market rate on the long-term contract, and his cover letter was two-plus pages of wildly arrogant justification for that. We all sat around reading it aloud and laughing, which was kind of low-class, but it was that unintentionally funny. Perhaps as a consequence of the unvarnished ego represented, he had also failed to edit it with any especial care.
That same guy shows up around the city I work in giving flambuoyant courses on the handling of concealed weapons.
Maybe the trials of getting published just select for people with more-than-healthy egos... But you know, I worked in book stores for a while, and then in a small publishing house, and other genres of book did not seem to be exclusively written by maladjusted ego cases. (Other genres didn't seem to be written almost exclusively by far-right-wing types, either.)
"Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
the guy's a great author. No, he was a great author. Now he just uses his novels to force his own political/religious ideology down his readers' throats. After reading his last two offerings, Crystal City and Shadow of the Giant, I vowed that I would never read anything he wrote ever again. After reading the blatant anti-muslim sentiments in Shadow of the Giant, I had to go take a shower, because I felt filthy from reading that trash. Now, I know that All his previous novels included bias from his mormon upbringing, but at least it used to be subtle. Now, he feels that he has to smash us over the head with it, and I'm rather sick of it. Card has metamorphosed from a truly awesome scifi writer, into a lazy hack who only writes for the money, and I for one will not be further supporting him until he can prove to me that he still knows how to write a decent story.
Fox wanted not to just broadcast Firefly, they wanted to manipulate it to pander to their low perception of their audiences' values. Fox failed to appreciate what they really had and they canned it. So if something this good is unavailable on television, especially if it is not available on Fox; well, they have no one to blame but themselves.
Fans of the show assembled an absolutely unprecedented response, one greater than all of their predecessors, to raise the funds, take the ads out in Variety and they rook it to the web. Why did they do it? It's just like OSC said; they cared about the characters.
And who was the one person in all of Hollywood who didn't snooze through it? Chalk that one up to Mary Parent.
Now failure for this kind of project is always an option, don't get me wrong, but after all, this was and is a risky business.
So what actually did happen? Well they re-assembled cast & crew and conceived a fine, hand crafted and heart felt movie.
The decision to share the movie with friends and fans was also a huge risk. But the word of mouth was good and there were no spoilers. Because the fans 'Believed.' Belief's a funny thing. Maybe Hollywood should take a lesson from that one single point, as it alone will be responsible for the success of Serenity.
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I wouldn't read several in a row, it would upset my sensibilities.
Does the world you live in have the same effect on you? The vast majority of the world is religious or has religious beliefs, so discounting or ignoring religion in any piece of literature is to ignore a fundamental foundation of society.
While Card inserts religious themes into lots of his works, it's not usually the overriding message or story (with exceptions).
--trb
Read his political page here.
I think this is more of a difference in taste and what constitutes quailty.
Literary fiction (i.e. not "pulp" or "pop") attempts to tell a story by being character driven, not plot/event driven. A character has an arc, or a personality trait that drives the story. Sometimes a story is a collection of characters and their interactions. Literary fiction does not always have to be as obviously literary as Salinger or some of Vonnegut. But if you walk into a bookstore and peruse the sci-fi section, only 10% of those books could be classified as literary versus pure genre pulp. Besides not being plot driven, literary works (I know this sounds incongruent) use the standard "show don't tell". I.e. a pulpy/genre story will just say "This made me mad" or "he was a troubled soul"... because those are revelations that are not convincing (not earned) in and of themselves. But describing thoughts (first person) or scene paint a more detailed picture, and make a story a piece of art.
What makes science fiction, "science" is the attempt to ask the reader to believe something unbelievable, that may not or not yet be scientifically possible. Some argue that Slaughterhouse Five (while literary) is certainly Sci-Fi (time traveling, aliens, etc). But it is considered to be "literary fiction" as well, but often a literary author will dismiss it as "magic realism".
That is not to say that "pulp" books can't be fun to read, but they are not very stimulating and some people are bored by that style of writing. The same is true for the medium of movies. The difference is that in a movie, the visual aspect is as much as part of the art as is the story telling. But a movie that is pure visuals does not appeal to the artist or it appeals only to the visual artist. Take much of Kubrick's later works: while visually inspiring, the story behind "A Clockwork Orange" is muddled as it makes a hero out of Alex (yes I know it is from a book of the same name). But the movie is pure visual/cinematic delight.
Other movies rely heavily on action and events to move the story forward. Some (like myself) find movies like this to be largely a waste of time, while it is clear that there are those that like action and such. The Matrix, at its heart, is not a good story, from a literary perspective. Card points this out. Star Wars (especially the later movies) are horrible muddles of plot point jumping. Card argues that Kaufman is writing Sci-Fi, and in a way he is. Not every sci fi story is "spaceships" and "explosions".
Take Bradbury, for example. Farenheit 451 is not about spaceships. Even Stephenson and Gibson don't write about spaceships (not always). Yet, some of Gibson's work is literary ("Pattern Recognition"), and you will find it in the sci fi section. Heinlein is a good example as well. Reading "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and "Stranger in a Strangeland" gives you the literary Heinlein. Reading "Starship Troopers" gives you the political Heinlein (but the opposite conclusion as the movie). But he still wrote alot of pulp, too ("Have Spacesuit Will Travel", "Glory Road", etc).
Card has his moments as a writer. Ender's Game is fairly literary, character driven. And alot of the derivative works are as well (of course as Ender changes, his character changes, i.e. "Speaker for the Dead"). Although I am tired of the whole saga.
FWIW, I liked Serenity much more than any other sci-fi movie (save Equillibrium, but for other reasons) in the last ten years. Really. I didn't even expect to. I was not a huge fan of the series, but I was suprised. And I know that a "literary" story does not sell, people like sex, drugs, and explosions. Othewise we would see Lethem's work in film (wouldn't that be nice?). So I agree with Card, for the most part, but i am not a huge Kaufman fan. Adaptation was horrible.
The later Ender Wiggins books, as well has his whole Alvin Maker series have serious credibility problems due to the proselytizing. He found Jesus, I found other authors.
As for this "review" of Serenity, OSC writes:
Ah, so it's a chick flick then. Great -- I almost wasted ten bucks there.
Regards,
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*Art
It's become fashionable in the last few years for geeks to bash on Orson Scott Card, especially those who disagree with his worldview. My theory is that it gives them geek cred to say "I'm so morally pure that I'm not afraid to tear down one of my past idols when he disagrees with me." It's quite cliche by now to read the three following statements in any online O.S.C. discussion:
/. discussions about the man to say "Harlan Ellison is a horse's ass! He's never been that good of a writer, and you should all dismiss everything he writes without thinking about it critically." It's not germane to the discussion, and worse, it's not even intelligent.
1.) "Orson Scott Card is a great writer. Too bad he's such a nut."
2.) "I used to love Orson Scott Card until I read some of his political essays. Now I refuse to read anything he writes."
3.) "Orson Scott Card is overrated. I've never thought he was any good. No, really!"
Frankly, it's tiresome, and it's rare to find anyone who will take on his point of view with a real argument before dismissing him outright. The essay about "Innocent Genocide" that's floating around this discussion is an unusually intelligent exception, and even that spends its time trying to prove that Card is saying something specific without refuting it in any meaningful way. It's taken as a given that once Card's "true" meaning is known, the reader will automatically reject that meaning as false or dangerous.
Personally, I think Harlan Ellison is a horse's ass, but I don't pop up in
I wish that my inferiority complex were as good as yours.
-RenderHead
It's actually incredibly shallow. It's something I might recommend to kids as "my first SF novel" but that's about it.
ender's game might make an okay movie, but then modern movies - especially SF - are not particularly known for being cerebral masterpieces.
There's much better SF out there than enders game. For instance, any of the known space stuff by Niven. Greg Bear. Asimov. Herbert. Clarke. Those are great SF writers. OSC is a novice hack by comparison. He can write decently enough, but his stories are shallow, he telegraphs events light-years off, and story development is as subtle as being clubbed over the head with a baseball bat.
i'd really much rather see a larry niven or greg bear movie than an osc one.
The first time I read it, I was in middle school or early high school, and thought it was the best damn thing I ever read. I reread it late in college, and couldn't shake the feeling that something about it was very, very wrong---but I didn't really know what it was until I read that article, along with "Sympathy for the Superman". It's an astonishingly well-constructed fanwank, playing to the infantile fantasies that people like us eventually grow out of. (Taking over the world by talking smack on Slashdot? Saving the world through gaming prowess? Killing endless waves of slavering bullies jealous of his ubermenschen nature because he's just that superior?)
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
Which has nothing to do with his review. If it did, he'd have been ranting about the fact that Serenity has a bi-sexual prostitute on board for half the film. Instead, he gives a thoughtful analysis of why this movie is better than other "sci-fi" movies in his opinion. At no point does he mention his religion, or yours. Frankly, he's a bigot. But he's also an intelligent, well-spoken, and well-respected author. Which is why he's occasionaly worth listening to. Nobody's perfect.
Do not confuse duty with what other people expect of you; they are utterly different.Duty is a debt you owe to yourself.
It's a decent enough book, and held my attention up until the last few pages (with Ender nursing a bugger from his super-child teat). Unlike most first-time readers, I had the benefit of being older than 20 when first picking it up. Like many other things from childhood (Star Wars, anyone?), the book picks up a gilded nostalgia that prevents an objective look later on. I'm no literary critic, but it's interesting to see other people reach the same conclusion.
As Edward J. Epstein explained more fully in Slate back in May:
http://www.slate.com/id/2118819
In 2003, box office receipts accounted for less than 20% of a movie's revenues. Home entertainment provides more than 80%. Since then, the shift from theater to home has only accelerated. Last year, Walmart alone accounted for more than a third of studio revenues in video and DVD.
Home sales account for an even greater percentage of profits for the studios, given the high costs of theater promotion.
In fact, most studios expect to *lose* money as long as a film is in the theaters. The purpose of theater release is to build recognition and audience awareness, NOT to make money - not any more.
So, using your number of $10 million for Serenity's opening weekend, the movie can expect to make around $55-$65 million, if not more (given the strong cult fan base for the series and a lot of initial hesitation, given precedent of lousy films based on TV series).
Epstein uses the example of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which made only $8.1 mil in its opening weekend in the theaters--but sold over 1.5 million DVDs during its first week in the stores.
Flout 'em and scout 'em,
and scout 'em and flout 'em;
Thought is free. - Shakespeare [The Tempest]
Either they take themselves too seriously or they take fiction too seriously. In both cases, they are annoying lot and should stuff their beliefs where sun doesn't shine.
"Creating the Innocent Killer"..riight. Card "created" a book. Not a killer.
Given OSC's political views, I think it can pretty safely be said that the guy is basically a fascist sympathesizer or something else equally distasteful.
Could you people please just fuck off already with your fascist-this and nazi-that? That subject got old and tired years ago and one might believe that Godwin's Law was sufficient hint to drop it. It's boring history and I'm starting to hate people who still whine about it as much as I hate neo-nazis.
Preserve old classics: copy your collection onto all hard drives.
Alien costumes were
One of your crack-induced hallucinations.
You can't take the sky from me...
1. Write movie review.
2. Put on secret magic underpants.
3. ????
4. Profit!
That is all.
> There is a flawed perception that eugenics wasn't performed except by the Nazis.
And then there's controlled breeding of animals other than human. Is there any difference?
No. Really. Is there? Is either 'right' ?
It's a great essay question for folks.
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