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Internet Power Struggle Reaching Climax

Fredden wrote to mention a BBC piece discussing the U.S.'s poor image when it comes to Internet management. From the article: "It has even lost the support of the European Union. It stands alone as the divisive battle over who runs the internet heads for a showdown at a key UN summit in Tunisia next month. The stakes are high, with the European Commissioner responsible for the net, Viviane Reding, warning of a potential web meltdown. " We've previously covered this story.

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  1. Re:Go USA! by CupBeEmpty · · Score: 5, Funny

    DNS be damned 66.35.250.150 forever!

  2. Yippi! by bomek · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Imagine the Brazilians or the Chinese doing their own internet. That would be the end of the story.

    No, it would be the end of spam!

  3. It's inevitable anyway... by Peldor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just put Google in charge. It'll be that way in 5 years at the current rate.

  4. If that's the case... by Tikicult · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I'm going back to running a Wildcat BBS on a USR Courier 14.4 modem & a 386... who wants a login?

  5. Re:let's discuss by ruiner5000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It demonstrates the poor history Europe has in managing new resources. Can't you at least log in? As an anonymous coward ironically you are not relevant.

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  6. Here it comes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    oooOOOoooo!!! oooOOOOOOO!!! uuUUGGGGGGRRRGHH!

    Wait? That's not the kind of climax you meant?

    Sorry. My mistake.

  7. Re:Go USA! by kai.chan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great, you've just slashdotted 66.35.250.150.

  8. Re:No new solutions, no problem anyway by lgw · · Score: 1, Funny

    The UN, where every crackpot dictator and totalitarian asshole is given a voice alongside the democratically elected crackpots and assholes?

    Best description of the UN ever!

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  9. Goodbye everyone else by alta · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the UN should just take it over. And in doing so, create their own internet, and sever any links that connect the US from the rest of the world.

    I mean hey, that would take care of all the issues with the chinese people seeing all those websites about freedom and democracy.

    Me being a USian wouldn't really have a probelm with it. Yeah, there are some nice bbc.co.uk articles worth reading. New Zealand and Australia have some nice things every now and then, but other than that I won't notice. I'd go as far as saying that 90% of the americans on the internet wouldn't really notice if the rest of the world left us.

    NO, WAIT I'M WRONG! We WOULD notice. Our levels of Spam would suddenly become a fraction of what it is now. No more spam from russia and china. Sounds GREAT TO ME!

    And as a sysadmin, this would really take care of our ipv4 issues. Now we can get all those IP's back that we gave to the rest of the world. We won't have to move to IPv6 anytime soon.

    Sure, some companies may do business overseas, so the big ISP's can build a 'gateway' product. Let them pay per meg to use it. All international traffic can go through there. Those can be run by EU/UN friendly companies.

    So, bring it on world. Cut us off. See if we care! The South shall rise again!

    (Yeah, I just wanted to say that last part)

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  10. You say we're hostile. by Holi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then why don't you come and try and take the internet from us. *cracks knuckles*

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  11. Re:No new solutions, no problem anyway by Frequanaut · · Score: 2, Funny

    When the hell did John Bolton start posting on Slashdot?

  12. DNS Dildo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Internet Power Struggle Reaching Climax"

    Oh geez. Why don't they both get a vibrator, and leave us alone?

  13. Re:No new solutions, no problem anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then canada would create the .eh top level domain... eh????

  14. Re:bassackwards. by Moofie · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like it! That way, news.com.com's URL will be news.com.com.us, making it even stupider! FABU!

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  15. Re:No new solutions, no new news by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 2, Funny

    Germany runs the name services for .dk

    Poor Denmark!

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  16. Our hero, Al Gore, addresses the rest of the world by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Funny
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  17. Re:uk.co.ackwards.bass by surprise_audit · · Score: 3, Funny
    There's no convincing them to drive on the right though.

    I understand that may have been tried in Ireland. Only problem was, they were going to use a phased approach - on day 1 have all the cars switch sides, then the following week have the light trucks switch, followed finally by the 18-wheelers on the 3rd week.