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Distant Planet Imaging Project Gets More Funding
It doesn't come easy writes "NASA's Institute for Advanced Concepts has chosen a proposal by the University of Colorado (UC) at Boulder to image distant planets around other stars for a second round of funding. Known as the New Worlds Observer, the UC project is for an orbiting, soccer-field sized "starshade" shaped like a daisy that would funnel light from distant planets between its petals to a second spacecraft trailing 50,000 miles behind. If the concept proves feasible, it could 'identify planetary features like oceans, continents, polar caps and cloud banks, and even detect biomarkers like methane, water, oxygen and ozone [...]'"
...we can see them building the invasion fleet in time.
Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
But did they really have to shape it like a giant flower?
...I can see my house from here! ;-)
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Clearly we are unable to function without Their Googly Appendages, so I don't know how NASA is going to pull this off. Although a soccer-field-sized Space Daisy observatory does sound like something eBay would acquire, and that might get Google interested in a competing Cricket-Pitch Space Tulip.
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Google plans to unveil their new software aptly named 'Google Solar System', which sews the surface maps of the planets together for an interactive flythrough.
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> it could 'identify planetary features like oceans,
> continents, polar caps and cloud banks, and even
> detect biomarkers like methane
The bad part will come with version 3.0, launched in the later part of this century, when we zoom on on their alien babes on beaches, and see if they have silly laws regulating nudity, too. Or churches.
Quite frankly, I'd be way more scared if they had churches than if they did not.
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Having recently watched Independence Day, I can say that I'm relieved that NASA is finally getting around to that RFDEW (Really F#*king Distant Early Warnings) system I've been proposing for years.
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That's right. You show me some ET's, and I'll show you some Christians that want to baptize them.
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Google "Not" Earth then.... Or maybe GoogleGalaxy.
"The first thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is stop digging."
- Human missionaries attempting to convert aliens to Christianity.
- Alien missionaries attempting to convert humans to their religion.
What fun; hope nobody starts a war over it.We apologize for the inconvenience.
The word is "pedantic", not "pendantic".
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With technology like this, we could even determine if the inhabitants of distant planets are so mindbogglingly primitive that they're still driving SUVs!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
... an orbiting, soccer-field sized "starshade" shaped like a daisy ...
Let's just clue the entire galaxy in to the fact that so many hippies live here.
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I think it's in either I or II Opinions. I'm not sure which.
That's just swamp gas reflected off of Venus.
What they don't tell you is that it can focus sunlight into a tiny dot. Ah, the smell of burning aliens!
What is also funny is that a giant telescope is being made by CU. *rimshot*
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