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Blackboard and WebCT merge

Acidangl writes "Blackboard and WebCT, leading providers of enterprise software and services to the education industry have announced plans to merge." From the article: "Under terms of the agreement, Blackboard will acquire WebCT in a cash transaction for $180 million, which values the offer at approximately $154 million, net of WebCT's August 31, 2005 cash balance of $26 million. The ultimate value of the offer will vary depending on WebCT's cash balance at closing."

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  1. Don't read this post if you're under 18 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Please..." Hermione groaned pathetically as her panties were
    stripped away. "Don't make me..."

            "It's too late now!" Crabbe chortled, undoing her bra and stuffing
    it casually into a pocket. "You shouldn't of crossed us..."

            "No..." she pleaded, feeling the cool air begin to caress her
    sizeable breasts. Goyle had bent down and parted her legs, peering with
    undue interest at a sight not often beheld by students' eyes -- the
    full, proud, pubic bush so common among muggle-borns. Intrigued, he
    allowed his nose to sink into the floral cloud and inhale deeply the
    scent of her honey. The enfeebled teenager cringed, but not nearly
    enough to shake him off.

            Instead, driven manic with lust, the hulking Slytherin stood up to
    brandish an impressively large member. Hermione moaned as it began to
    prod her vaginal lips, but offered no other resistance, knowing her
    defilement was nigh. As the crown passed through her vice-like opening,
    she shuddered, each tremble increasing in intensity as the shaft
    invaded and stretched her vice-like hole. Finally completely within her
    depths, Goyle looked down to his partner's haggard face and smiled.

            While Miss Granger had no maidenhead to impede his process, she had
    been a virgin up until the massive phallus had bottomed out next to her
    womb. Most of the Gryffindor girls had some way to tame their sexual
    frustrations -- most notably Lavender Brown's recent crusade to cheer
    Firenze up by staying after class and offering her loins to him. Padma
    and Pavarti Patil were also well-known for sharing the same bed when no
    boys were available to satisfy them. And, of course, there was Ginny
    always offering her flesh up to older boys.

            Hermione, however, was far too involved with her schoolwork and
    constant mystery-solving with Harry and Ron to acquire a relationship.
    As a direct result, she was by far the most frequent masturbator in the
    entire house. Between lessons, she would sneak up to her room and climb
    under the covers before rubbing herself to orgasmic glory. Her showers
    in the Tower's basement were always late in the morning, when there was
    more privacy to give her intimate parts special attention.

            Because of the incalculable intrusions her fingers had made into
    the wet recess between her legs, (sometimes clutching a warm, vibrating
    wand) the bushy-haired teenager had long since eroded away the symbol
    of her chastity. Goyle had absolutely no idea of this, however, and
    began pumping his frazzled mate with near-exhaustive vigor.

            Trying to force his unwelcome penis out with her vaginal muscles
    only served to increase the sensations, and eventually Hermione simply
    fell limp, moaning each time her cervix was brushed by the bulbous
    head. Her eyes fluttered closed to slits, and mind was nearly at the
    point of unconsciousness to sit out the ravaging of her body when she
    was rudely jerked back to cognizance by a sudden pressure on her butt.

            "Oh, God... don't!" she yelped loudly, but far too late. Her cry of
    surprise served only to notify the room's other members that Crabbe was
    about to help himself to her rear passage. Hermione clenched her
    sphincter tight, but was no match for the intruding brute. With an
    exasperated grunt, she felt a second thick rod virtually split her
    behind in two, sliding far inside her bowels.

    1. Re:Don't read this post if you're under 18 by kerplunk1984 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      thats some fucked up shit right here dude.

  2. nth post! by kaffiene · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    beat ya to it!

  3. Re:Classroom software is CRUCIAL these days by B3ryllium · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Multiple Sclerosis is a serious disease, why do you feel a need to single out the rare and emotionally strong teachers who try to work through the disease? ;-)