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Microsoft Helping Nigeria Fight Scammers

encodics writes "News.com is carrying a story today about how Nigeria is asking Microsoft for help in fighting scammers." From the article: "Microsoft will provide technical expertise, training and other security resources to Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), which is tasked with fighting cybercrime in the country. Nigeria was initially slow to respond to the problem of '419' e-mail scammers operating in the country, who were duping unsuspecting Internet users out of thousands of pounds by promising a share of the secret multimillion-pound fortune of a deposed African dictator. "

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  1. DIR SIR OR MADAM (someone had to do it) by Humba · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chairman tender
    Board of nigerian
    National petroleum
    Coporation (n.n.p.c)
    Tel:+234-80-33013920
    Fax:+234-1-7597156

    Dear:sir/madam,

    I guess this letter may come to you as a surprise since i had no
    Previous Correspondence with you. I am the chairman tender board of nigeria National Petroleum coporation (nnpc) i got your contact in the course of my Search For a reliable person with whom to handle a very confidential Transaction Involving the transfer of fund valued eight million two hundred Thousand United states dollars ($8.2m) to a safe foreign account.

    The above fund in question is not connected with arms, drugs or money
    Laundering. It is the product of over invoice on contract awarded in
    2005 by nnpc, to Microsoft for providing technical expertise, training and other security resources to Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), which is tasked with fighting cybercrime in the country. The
    Contract has long been executed and payment of the actual contract
    Amount Made to the foreign contractor leaving the balance of $8.2m u.s
    Dollars in A dormant account which my colleagues and i now want to transfer out of Nigeria into a reliable foreign account for our personal use.

    --H

  2. Whaddya mean, thousands? by SysKoll · · Score: 4, Funny
    thousands of pounds by promising a share of the secret multimillion-pound fortune of a deposed African dictator.

    Thousands? Only thousands? What a rip-off. My deposed dictator offered me $350 millions for only $500 of participation.

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  3. Isn't that a bit like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    asking McDonalds to solve a food shortage problem in Africa.

  4. MS providing scammers free copies of MS Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In hopes that they will use it, significantly slowing down their ability to manage their ill-gotten gains.

  5. Helping... by b1gk1tty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't seem to me that Nigeria needs help from M$ to scam Americans... Although MS has been doing it a lot longer...

  6. The REAL letter... by kulakovich · · Score: 3, Funny

    1835 73rd Ave NE
    Medina, WA 98039
    USA


    Dear President Obasanjo,

    My name is WILLIAM HENRY GATES III, and I am President of the Microsoft Corporation...

  7. Dear Prince Olemeade by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am writing to acquire your assistance in recovering significant assets I have acquired from monopolistic business practices. Due to a recent antitrust lawsuit settlement, the funds are being held up by a bunch of government lawyers.

    I am willing to pay you $50 million dollars to help me liberate these assets, please provide your banking information so I can wire you the funds.

    Sincerely, Bill Gates

  8. Well look at the bright side... by Yonder+Way · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nigeria was initially slow to respond to the problem of '419' e-mail scammers operating in the country, who were duping unsuspecting Internet users out of thousands of pounds by promising a share of the secret multimillion-pound fortune of a deposed African dictator.

    At least they are combating the obesity epidemic.

  9. Check out today's Foxtrot by pmike_bauer · · Score: 5, Funny

    On a related note check out today's foxtrot comic.

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  10. Get out that email tracker! by hanshotfirst · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll bet the Nigerians heard about that Email Tracking Program Bill tested a few years ago. That would be really helpful in seeing who spammed and who got spammed along the way!

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