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RFID Tags to Track Your Food

Angry_Admin writes "According to the article at IT World Canada, 'Recent food security scares have triggered public outcries and intense concern. People want to know exactly what is in their food, and what is done to it by whom. In response, Canada and many other countries are introducing traceability requirements - records that track all links in the food supply chain, from farmers to processors to retailers to consumers. The Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada agency recently released a policy framework, stating the goal is to make 80 per cent of all food products traceable by 2008.'"

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  1. hmmmmph ... by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is my Big Mac linking back to a horse farm??

  2. But won't RFID tags by Kizzle · · Score: 5, Funny

    be kinda hard to chew?

    1. Re:But won't RFID tags by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Funny

      An RFID tag is small enough that you don't have to chew it.

      But it is a bitter pill to swallow.

      -Peter

  3. You get sick after drinking bad milk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Enter the latitude/longitude from the RFID into your GPS and go beat the crap out of the cow that produced the milk yourself!

  4. New waiter jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Waiter, my salad apparently passed through 3 Mile Island, may I have another?"
    "Certainly, Madame. Please allow me to light your candle as an alternate light source."

    "Waiter, why did my hamburger pass through Mecca?"
    "To go on Hajj. It was a very devout cow."

    "Waiter, why was my pork chop processed in L.A.?"
    "Suffice it to say, monsieur, that many applicants for the part of 'Babe the Pig' did not get cast."

    "Manager, why does the General Tso's chicken say that it passed through Daytona Beach?"
    "Well, it wanted to get some Spring Break...er...nevermind."

  5. Re:this isn't the only problem with the food chain by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 3, Funny


    "make sure you're keeping track of the nearest available rest rooms!

    When in Australia, you need to check this out: http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/

  6. Re:Genetic Engineering... by nogginthenog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speak for yourself, banana boy! :)

  7. Great by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great, now that we know where our food has been no one will ever go out to a restaurant again. There are some things in life that's best kept a mystery, like why you can never replicate that taste at home in your kitchen.

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  8. Re:this isn't the only problem with the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here's a food tip for you: In a pinch, you can use your tinfoil hat as a makeshift saucepan.

  9. Re:LOL by heinousjay · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know what? I like the cruelty of meat production. It's my belief that the terror a cow goes through before a cruel death in a slaughterhouse releases hormones that make the beef more tender and delicious.

    People by and large don't care and won't go vegan, which is why the movement is a minority and always will be. Sorry, but by all means keep pretending that trying makes a difference!

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