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HP Recalls 135,000 Laptop Batteries

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the also-replacing-laps dept.

caffeine_monkey writes "AP is reporting that Hewlett Packard is recalling 135,000 notebook batteries because they occasionally overheat and melt. Affected models are HP Pavilion, Compaq Presario, HP Compaq and Compaq Evo. More details are on the HP support site. From their FAQ: Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely. HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

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  1. now and forever by Anonymouse+Cownerd · · Score: 5, Funny
    The battery packs were sold internationally from March 2004 through May 20005 by national and regional electronics stores and on Internet sites.

    So they foresee that all future batteries until 20005 will need to be recalled?

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    http://www.rayn.net . Funny. Stuff.
  2. HP stands behind their product by mousse-man · · Score: 4, Funny

    "HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

    Possibly with a big plate of chobham armor in-between?

    1. Re:HP stands behind their product by rfsayre · · Score: 3, Funny

      "HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

      Does HP make laptops? I was under the impression that their job was to send stickers to Taiwan.

  3. Are they sure? by gunpowda · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely.

    Notice it's 'buy' rather than 'use'! No wonder they can state it so definitely.

  4. HP stands fully behind its products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    At a safe distance of 50-100 feet.

  5. Also from HP's FAQ by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: I don't speak Hindi, can I still call Tech Support?

    A: No.

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    No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
  6. Re: HP Recalls 135,000 Laptop Batteries by darkitecture · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they need the batteries to fuel their 15000-strong robot replacement workforce!

    I for one welcome our robotic HP overlords.

  7. it burns, it burns! by dhallilama · · Score: 4, Funny

    notebook... usually in the lap... not a good place for it to be if the batts overheat and melt.... "honey, know all that money we were wasting on birth control? wont need it anymore...."

  8. Youch.. by slideroll · · Score: 2, Funny

    "HP fully stands behind the products it makes." That's because they've fused to their laps.

  9. Yawn by tktk · · Score: 3, Funny
    This has happened to companies so often now that it's only interesting news to the people affected. Let's think of a way to make it exciting.

    I suggest we start a betting pool and take bet on who's next and when.

  10. Melting battery is not too bad... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's better than an exploding battery. Especially if you're on an airplane. :P

  11. Kyun? by vistic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well... all I can say to that is...

    Kyun aap hindi bol sakte nahin hain?

    Eh? Answer me that... kyun? KYUN !?

  12. Re:no one is going top care.... by Klivian · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd guess you are right, no one is going to care about this except those sorry bastards having their laptop on their lap when the battery overheat and melts.

  13. Re:no one is going top care.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This post has so many grammar/punctuation/spelling mistakes crammed into a single paragraph that I think it's going to collapse into some kind of moron-singularity.

    The errors in your first post are understandable since you were rushed to get the first post, but this is idiotic. If you can't be spared to time to proofread, then do not post. Please.