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Cannabinoids Induce Brain Cell Growth?

Harlan writes "The Globe and Mail is reporting that researchers at the University of Saskatchewan are claiming that high doses of cannabinoids have induced new brain cell growth in the hippocampus, the part of the brain responsible for learning and memory, in rat subjects. There are some interesting potential implications in regards to high doses of cannabinoids found in substances like marijuana."

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  1. This was never really in doubt... by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, have you seen the complexity of some of those home-made bongs?
    There's some serious brain power gone into engineering those bastards.

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    1. Re:This was never really in doubt... by NickABusey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
      McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
      McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
      McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
      McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
      McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!

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    2. Re:This was never really in doubt... by lastchance_000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're not getting enough cannabinoids.

  2. Yay! by sveskemus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always suspected... uhm, what were we talking about again?

  3. Ah... by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Funny

    You might grow more brain cells, but all of these new cells will be dedicated to designing more complicated bongs and imagining conspiracies to unravel, so the net functional gain is minimal.

  4. So, what do you want to do tonight, Brain? by bsartist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Same thing we do every night, Pinky - get baked and munch out.

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  5. Great... by fragmentate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that my kids have read this we can argue about, "But DAD, Slashdot says!"

  6. Dude! by pookemon · · Score: 3, Funny

    It, like, alters your mind! Wohoa!

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  7. HU-210 by gfody · · Score: 5, Funny

    The team injected laboratory rats with a synthetic substance called HU-210, which is similar, but 100 times as potent as THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol), the compound responsible for giving marijuana users a high.

    Clearly my dealer has been lying to me. He swore there was nothing stronger than his stuff. Where do I get HU-210? ..or better yet, how do I make it?

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    1. Re:HU-210 by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

      The description of this highly pure form of cannabis deserves an appropriate street name...

      Since it's so much more powerful, kinda like crack compared to coke, how about we call it, by analogy:

      Crack Pot

  8. Laws of nature are different in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    US Congress will make sure this is the case. Drugs may not harm the Canadians but they do harm American people.

  9. I don't get it... by lightspawn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why are rats attending a hippocampus in the first place?

  10. I think there must be a mistake by Brendor · · Score: 3, Funny

    This article was posted 13 minutes too late.

  11. Man... by Auraiken · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're just going to talk, pass that over here.

  12. Re:Brain cells the are limiting factor by Admiral+Frosty · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whada ya mean brains can't be replaced? This man obviusly has not seen those future documentaries known to the public as "Ghost in the Shell".

  13. George Bush should think upon this.... by Khyber · · Score: 4, Funny

    This one phrase out to put his mind into action.

    Man brewed alcohol, God created marijuana. Who're you going to trust, Mr. President?

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  14. Makes sense to me by bunratty · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you have to struggle to remember what you and your bong bud have just been talking about, it makes sense that you'd have to exercise your brain's memory regions. Smoking pot is like walking with leg weights -- it's harder to do when you have them on, but when they come off you're stronger for the extra effort you exerted.

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  15. Actually that is more accurate than you realize by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your brain learns both by creating connections and by deleting them. If you create to many new connections you can't thnk straight. Everything gets too connected and you can't resolve your thoughts. You have to prune nodes to be able to think effciently and to focus.

    Thus your comment is right on.

    Clearly the only solultion is to first smoke loads of weed to build up your brains connecitons, and then huff gasoline to prune them back to a useful level. Then you will be a super genius.

    Worked for me.

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