BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off
Dogtanian writes "The BBC has just announced a new 'Doctor Who' spin-off called 'Torchwood'. It is intended to be more adult in tone, and will follow a team investigating alien activities in modern-day Britain. Described as a cross between 'The X-Files' and 'This Life', it will feature Captain Jack, the bisexual time-travelling conman who featured in a number of recent Who episodes. The BBC are likely hoping that this spin-off will be more successful than 'K9 and Company'. The title is an anagram of a popular British sci-fi series, by the way."
Doctor Who in case you missed it.....
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"BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off"
And here I was hoping for some quality sci-fi T&A, a la US Spice Channel. Serves me right for RTFA, back to Seven-of-Nine for my sci-fi kitten-killing adventures.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
"Elisabeth, come in here!"
"Doctor it's so dark in here, where are you?"
"Over here in the corner."
"I can't see.."
"I have a torch in my pocket. Come and get it. Yes.. a little to the left.. yes, there it is. That's a good girl."
*shriek* "That's your KNOB!!"
"No baby, that's my TORCHWOOD..heh heh heh."
Am I the only one who isn't totally sold on Russell Davies' ability as a science fiction writer? The interpersonal drama elements of the new Who were well done, but pretty much all the sci-fi was rubbish. At least two episodes ended with some kind of big beam from the sky hitting the Tardis as a way of resolving the plot. One episode had the Doctor developing some kind of force field so the Tardis wouldn't get hit by Dalek missiles (how can you get hit by a missile when your ship dematerializes to travel through both space AND time?). And when it came right down to it, the whole "Bad Wolf" plot thread was a huge letdown at the end and didn't really make any kind of sense at all. I'm hoping the second season is better, but I get the feeling that will depend on its relying more on independent writers rather than Mr. Davies himself. The two-parter with the gas mask zombies was the best one, and the direction I'd like to see them go. Try watching a bunch of Philip Hinchcliffe-era episodes starring Tom Baker and you'll see how the new series really sort of pales in comparison.
Breakfast served all day!
"OK, lay it on us, what's your idea?"
"well, there's this bisexual time-travelling conman...."
(awkward silence)
"...and that's it!"
"Brilliant! Here's a bag of moneys!"
will feature Captain Jack, the bisexual time-travelling conman
Just when you thought British TV couldn't get any worse...
So... BBC is going to do an "Adult" show called "Touchwood" with some bi-sexual Captain, his K9 and Company... ....
And this is somehow NOT one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
Very well then.
Jack: I'm measuring the Tardis for The Doctor for a block transfer computation. Would you give me a leg up, Mr. Humphries?
Mr Humpries: Why, YES, I'd be delighted!
To-do List: Receive telemarketing call during a tornado warning. Check.
Queer As Folk
You realize that was originally a British series... and as it happens, created by Mr. Davies...
This is what you get when you let a Public beaurocracy do anything. They get it half right.
Bisexual is good. Man is bad. Who wants to look at an ugly man? Men are ugly. If it were up to a private organisation, it would feature a beautiful bisexual woman. Women are beautiful. Men are ugly.
Damn beaurocrats.
What's more, being a Brit, I have to pay for it by law :-(
If I want to watch the bisexual women on the commercial channel, I have to pay even more.
Damned government beaurocracy.
Stick Men
That sounds like the start to a bad joke, with the punch-line "because they've just been to Swansea".