BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off
Dogtanian writes "The BBC has just announced a new 'Doctor Who' spin-off called 'Torchwood'. It is intended to be more adult in tone, and will follow a team investigating alien activities in modern-day Britain. Described as a cross between 'The X-Files' and 'This Life', it will feature Captain Jack, the bisexual time-travelling conman who featured in a number of recent Who episodes. The BBC are likely hoping that this spin-off will be more successful than 'K9 and Company'. The title is an anagram of a popular British sci-fi series, by the way."
Doctor Who in case you missed it.....
This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
"Elisabeth, come in here!"
"Doctor it's so dark in here, where are you?"
"Over here in the corner."
"I can't see.."
"I have a torch in my pocket. Come and get it. Yes.. a little to the left.. yes, there it is. That's a good girl."
*shriek* "That's your KNOB!!"
"No baby, that's my TORCHWOOD..heh heh heh."
will feature Captain Jack, the bisexual time-travelling conman
Just when you thought British TV couldn't get any worse...
This is what you get when you let a Public beaurocracy do anything. They get it half right.
Bisexual is good. Man is bad. Who wants to look at an ugly man? Men are ugly. If it were up to a private organisation, it would feature a beautiful bisexual woman. Women are beautiful. Men are ugly.
Damn beaurocrats.
What's more, being a Brit, I have to pay for it by law :-(
If I want to watch the bisexual women on the commercial channel, I have to pay even more.
Damned government beaurocracy.
Stick Men