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Gizmondo Tilts At Windmills
The always excellent Game Over feature on CNN reports on the upcoming launch of the Gizmondo portable console, and what a colossally bad idea it is. From the article: "Assuming you do want to play one of those games, it's going to be a frustrating affair. The system's D-pad controller doesn't lend itself to accurate aiming, particularly in fast-paced games. Of course, you have to turn on the Gizmondo to play games or take advantage of any of its offerings. This is not a quick task. In fact, it takes 48 seconds. (Compare that to less than five seconds on the Nintendo DS.) "
...as soon as I can trade saved Duke Nukem Forever games between it and my Phantom.
No way man, they sold *hundreds* of NGage's.
Dave
I write a blog now, you should be afraid.
what are they smoking!
Nintendo's dust.
The $229 version forces you to watch them.
The $179 version randomly spews profanity and flatulence sounds at high volumes.
The $149 version kicks your shins and sheds asbestos.
The $99 version calls your girlfriend and tells her you never loved her, then puts out a mafia hit on you.
The $49 version only shows episodes of 'Caroline in the City', and is glued permanently to your face.
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Of *course* they won't sell it for $400!! That'd be stupid! They'll sell it for $399 and not a penny more, what a deal!
Want to find other gamers to play board and role playing game
Nope, the bible is the top selling fiction book of all time. (:
*ducks away from the hordes of angry christians*
Whoever stated that signature sizes should be limited to one hundred and twenty characters can just go ahead and kiss my
Cervantes? That was that zombie pirate from Soul Calibur, right?
Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
> from what I've seen [the GameBoy Advance] never sold particularly well.
<laughs until he passes out>