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eBay Wants Voice Phone Free In Five Years

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the well-sure-don't-we-all dept.

kmk writes "In a few short years, users can expect to make telephone calls for free, with no per-minute charges, as part of a package of services through which carriers make money on advertising or transaction fees, eBay's chief executive said on Wednesday."

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  1. Ads? by elbenito69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would much rather pay for phone service than to put up with ads on the telephone, of all places.

    1. Re:Ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to worry. Following TV and cable, you WILL pay and also have to listen to the ads.

    2. Re:Ads? by Jonathan+the+Nerd · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's inevitable that advertising will try to worm its way into every possible medium.

      Leela: "Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?"

      Fry: "Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio...and in magazines...and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in dreams, no sirree."

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    3. Re:Ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Male voice: Hello?
      Female voice: Hi, John, I just thought I'd give you a ring and see how you're doing?
      Male voice: Hey, I'm glad you called, I...

      Announcer: HI! DO I DETECT A HAPPY YOUNG COUPLE? HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF USING TROJAN (TM) BRAND CONDOMS?

      Male voice: Uh...
      Female voice: Uh...
      Male voice: Look, mom, this isn't a good time. Maybe we can talk at Thanksgiving?
      Female voice: Yeah...

  2. Not as far as I can tell by FluffyWithTeeth · · Score: 5, Informative
    From as far as I can tell, TFA suggests they don't mean free phone calls, but that they're trying to get everyone onto using Skype in the next five years or so.

    And now with advertising in it, yay...

  3. Yeah right ... by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the company that perfected "nickle and diming."

  4. Wal-Mart LD card charges AND gives me an ad by davidwr · · Score: 5, Informative

    I pay a nickle a minute for a Wal-Mart-branded major-carrier long distance card.

    It still gives me an ad I can't bypass after I enter the number.

    At 5 cents a minute it should be ad-free.

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  5. As long as... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 5, Insightful


    ...the FBI has to watch/hear the same advertising that I have to suffer through because of the FCC mandated CALEA IP-taps!

    Sorry, I'm cranky today.

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    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency
  6. Great... by TomServo_1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. I call someone... while it's connecting me I have to wait 60 seconds to listen to an ad...

    2. Other person picks up the phone... they have to listen to a 60 second ad just to talk to me.

    3. Oops, it's a wrong number. So I have to go back to step one and waste another 60 seconds.

    4. ???

    5. Profit!

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  7. Re:Face it, stupid telecom/media companies.. by DaHat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't that much the same logic that lead to the .com bust? Lots of companies eating lots of money and not actually making any? Nice and idealistic concepts my friend... but still awful naive.

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  8. Re:Ecoterrorism ad nauseam by Seumas · · Score: 3, Funny

    What does Dungeons and Dragons have to do with this?!

  9. Imagine if this was combined with google? by arkham6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    me: So greg, my friends and i were going over to the bar ...

    *BEEEP* you said bar, you may want to check out Punters pub, tonight we have free chicken wings! *BEEEP*

    me: urrg. Sorry about that, so we were going to that....place and were drinking some beer...

    *BEEEEP* You said beer. Have you tasted the cool, clean refreshing taste of budweister today? *BEEEEP*

    me: ....FUCKING THING!

    *BEEP* YOu said fuck, have you called 1-900-hot-chix today, for the best in....

  10. So, how's ebay gonna profit from this? by Arpie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really just plain ads?

    Or will they take advantage of the new mandatory wiretapping laws, and have automated systems that scan your conversation for keywords and give you related ads?

    Sort of like Google adsense, but with voice content...

    I for one do not welcome our new phone tapping overlords...

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  11. I always wondered... by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny
    why it's impossible to contact either eBay or PayPal customer support via the telephone.

    Now I know. The cheap bastards are waiting for free phone service.

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  12. Great. Just fucking great. by Caspian · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So I was at work, right? And in comes this customer and.... **We interrupt this call to bring you this exciting informational bulletin! Is your toilet getting messy? Try new ShitWipers, new from S. C. Johnson Wax! For a 5-minute instructional tutorial on how to use your new ShitWipers...press...one! To speak to a representative about new ShitWipers...press...two. To learn about our exciting Web site at ShitWipers dot com...press...three. To hear why ShitWipers are superior to competing toilet wipe products...press...four. To resume your phone call, dial...pound...three...five...seven...one. This message will repeat in 5 seconds. **

    >FIVE<

    I'm sorry, but you didn't respond quickly enough. This message will now repeat.

    We interrupt this call to bring you this exciting informational bulletin! Is your toilet getting messy? Try new ShitWipers, new from...

    >FIVE<

    I'm sorry, you cannot press buttons until this announcement has completed.

    We interrupt this call to bring you this exciting informational..."

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    With spending like this, exactly what are "conservatives" conserving?
  13. No thanks. I'd rather pay. by Ssolstice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd rather pay for a service that is free from advertisements than get a free service that I can't use when I want to. Most of those "free services" require you to sit through ads before you can use them, such as many website video streams. My time is not free.

  14. Re:eBay and phones? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is more like Microsoft going into the vacuum cleaner business and making something that doesn't suck for a change.

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  15. Ad supported calling would be awesome... by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Awesome for geeks anyway... we'll all just use adblockers or alternative, open-source brows... er phones.

  16. context sensitive ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Based on the conversation you are having .. you will hear ads. Don't worry I am sure the interruptions will be polite...

    *ring*

    GF: Hello
    You: Hey baby

    Voice: Sorry to interrupt, did you know that you can buy Hay at a really low price from Bob's farm on route 64?

    You: o..

    Voice: And for your baby, there is a special on Baby food going on right at Joe's Groceryu store ..if you buy in bulk .. I can even dial the number for you now to reserve your case.. note your current call will be interrupted.

    You: I'm not interested

    Voice: No problem. I see that you called a different lady prior to this call, so you may be interested in our new "more friends" plan?