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Ballmer - Trusting Vista and Battling Google

Carnivore24 wrote to mention a C|Net article discussing Steve Ballmer's morning keynote at Gartner's Symposium/ITxpo. From the article: "'I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life,' Microsoft's CEO said ... Ballmer also touched on a variety of areas related to Microsoft's competition with Google. The software maker will compete 'the good old-fashioned way, with innovation,' he said. 'There are many things--who knows?--Google may or may not do. If you read the papers today, other than curing cancer, Google will do everything.'"

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  1. If by cancer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    he meant Microsoft, then more power to Google!

  2. Google To Cure Cancer! by hsjones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, Steve. I have it on good authority that this is also in their roadmap.

    1. Re:Google To Cure Cancer! by enrico_suave · · Score: 5, Funny

      what do you know...

      http://cancer.google.com/ resolves! (no i'm kidding, don't bother)

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  3. The good old fashioned way? by UnderDark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, wern't the "old fashioned" ways using teams of hired mercs to wage priovate wars with? Or am I just reading too many M-rated books?

  4. Chair tossing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    'I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life,'

    First stage: Denial

  5. Honestly... by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life,"

    What he means folks, is that he has thrown a chair dishonestly.

    1. Re:Honestly... by kidgenius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah...the ever deadly double-chair throw. Ballmer has more ninja skills than I gave him credit for.

  6. What is Ballmer's Slashdot ID? by obender · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you read the papers today, other than curing cancer, Google will do everything.

    From the comment above I suspect he's been reading Slashot on a regular basis lately.

  7. Chair, hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I work for Steve Ballmer, so I am reading these comments with great interest and no small amusement. He most certainly did not throw a chair. He threw his whole fucking credenza into the hallway and kung-FUDded it to splinters.