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Ballmer - Trusting Vista and Battling Google

Carnivore24 wrote to mention a C|Net article discussing Steve Ballmer's morning keynote at Gartner's Symposium/ITxpo. From the article: "'I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life,' Microsoft's CEO said ... Ballmer also touched on a variety of areas related to Microsoft's competition with Google. The software maker will compete 'the good old-fashioned way, with innovation,' he said. 'There are many things--who knows?--Google may or may not do. If you read the papers today, other than curing cancer, Google will do everything.'"

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  1. If by cancer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    he meant Microsoft, then more power to Google!

  2. Google To Cure Cancer! by hsjones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, Steve. I have it on good authority that this is also in their roadmap.

    1. Re:Google To Cure Cancer! by enrico_suave · · Score: 5, Funny

      what do you know...

      http://cancer.google.com/ resolves! (no i'm kidding, don't bother)

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    2. Re:Google To Cure Cancer! by Tinidril · · Score: 5, Interesting

      OK, I'll bite. :)

      The massive clustering infrastructure google has developed sure could help with protein analysis. I would bet that their idle cycles could easily match or exceed what is being done today with United Devices or Folding at home.

      They may not cure cancer, but I could see them partnering to help those that will.

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  3. Rootin for Google by LilGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll root for google up until the day they become too big for their (b)riches, at which point I'll root for the next underdog.

    VIVA AMERICA!

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  4. The good old fashioned way? by UnderDark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, wern't the "old fashioned" ways using teams of hired mercs to wage priovate wars with? Or am I just reading too many M-rated books?

  5. Chair tossing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    'I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life,'

    First stage: Denial

  6. Honestly... by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life,"

    What he means folks, is that he has thrown a chair dishonestly.

    1. Re:Honestly... by kidgenius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah...the ever deadly double-chair throw. Ballmer has more ninja skills than I gave him credit for.

  7. What is Ballmer's Slashdot ID? by obender · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you read the papers today, other than curing cancer, Google will do everything.

    From the comment above I suspect he's been reading Slashot on a regular basis lately.

  8. Chair, hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I work for Steve Ballmer, so I am reading these comments with great interest and no small amusement. He most certainly did not throw a chair. He threw his whole fucking credenza into the hallway and kung-FUDded it to splinters.

  9. Hmmmm. Would people here trust MSN? by hey! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've never tried Microsoft's search engine. This article made me pause a bit and ask why.

    The reason may not be entirely rational, but I just don't feel like I can trust MSN. It isn't just a blanket mistrust of Microsoft; writing a memo on Word doesnt' make me uneasy. I think the issue is that Microsoft has such an obvious lust to control the economic and technological ground on which information is created, processed, stored and distributed, my subconscious impression is that I couldn't rely on their search results as not having some kind of strategic agenda embedded in it.

    Of course, may not be wise not to trust Google either, but they are in the informaiton as information business, not in the business yet of setting themselves as the ground on which all transactions have to occur. The most important asset they have is user trust. In many ways, Google is the closest thing we have to the old newspaper business model: we give you information, and support that service by advertising around the information. Newspapers these days tend to be part of media empires with financial interests that go beyond the old fashioned cussede political biases.

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  10. Re:Well... by JasonKChapman · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Despite being oft (and many times unfairly) maligned by self-proclaimed computer experts Microsoft has irrevocably broken the yoke of the client-server relationship that has held computing back and is single-handedly responsible for the microcomputer revolution. The last twenty-five years would not have been impossible without them, and it's pure fantasy to suggest otherwise.

    That's a bit revisionist. Microsoft rode the personal computer wave. It didn't create it. Z-80-based CP/M machines had already broken the client-server relationship and had proven that stand-alone, even portable, computers would find business users waiting with open arms. Those of us who were selling, ready-to-go with WordStar, SuperCalc, and custom dBase applications, had already seen the future. It was coming no matter which OS came down the pipe.

    And if any company can be said to be single-handedly responsible for the microcomputer revolution, it would be IBM. It was the weight of that name that got the second wave of people believing that there just might be something to this "personal computer thing."

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  11. Google Toolbar Curing Cancer! by fbg111 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hate to break it to ya Steve old boy, but Google is curing cancer. The Google Toolbar includes Google Compute, which contributes unused CPU cycles to Folding@home, the Stanford research project on protein folding. Potential payoffs of the research include curing some types of cancer.

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