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Navy Sued for Sonar-Blasting Whales

An anonymous reader wrote to mention a CNN report about a suit brought against the U.S. Navy for sonar pollution. From the article: "The environmentalists want the Navy to use harmless passive sonar -- listening for sounds made by marine mammals themselves -- to locate the animals before using mid-frequency sonar. They also want the Navy to avoid migration and calving areas and to turn on sonar systems gradually so that the animals have time to flee."

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  1. bye by mboverload · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good bye, and thanks for all the fish....you sonar blasting n00bs.

  2. Smallville... by cldellow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds eerily like the plot of this week's Smallville episode.

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    1. Re:Smallville... by endlessoul · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe Clark and Aquaman can save the day and ruin the evil Navy's plans!

      Pfft. Gotta agree with the parent, though.

  3. Re:I love Westerners.. by Makenai · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's of the utmost importance not to piss off the whales. The future of our planet could depend on it! Haven't you see Star Trek IV yet???!

  4. Re:Poison Darts by connah0047 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bigger, I meant to type BIGGER, I swear!

  5. It's like some super-hero story by galego · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... where the bad guys will go ahead and use their weapons (or sonar) with reckless abandon while the good guys have to restrain ... except here, the hero is being overseen by third-party enviromentalists (and lawyers of course) standing by (in Armani suits of course) making sure that the hero doesn't allow the whales to be harmed in the process of the battle/mission.

    Scene ends with the US Navy saving whales as the 'bad guys' ride away cackling, having succeeded at their mission.

    [To Be Continued] ...

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  6. Was it Lex Luthor's idea? Where was Aquaman...? by antdude · · Score: 2, Funny

    It sounds like it was Lex Luthor's idea. But where was Aquaman and Clark Kent to destroy the project? See here. [grin]

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  7. No Problem... by kylant · · Score: 2, Funny

    Harm and Mac will have this sorted out in no time. What do you mean with I'm watching too much TV?

  8. Re:I love Westerners.. by flycrg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree there should be a more elegant way to detect submarines. One thought that I had was that you bring both oceans to boiling and all the submarines in the ocean will pop to the top.

  9. Damn AVALANCHE... by benpretend · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say drop the plate on those eco-freaks.

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