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Dvorak on 'Rinky-Dink' Software Rant
DigitalDame2 writes "John C. Dvorak explores the trials and tribulations of photo editing software and why it's so difficult to use. Unless you are using these programs full-time, you spend a lot of time trying to figure things out. Is it too much to ask for a simple and powerful software program that can do the 45 things photographers do most in Photoshop?"
Which is why I use MSPaint.
MS PAINT 4 LYFE!
For the love of god, PLEASE stop posting articles from dvorak. It is just sadistic.
From the website:
"...it automatically locates all your pictures (even ones you forgot you had)" (emphasis added).
I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I want any program finding all the photos I've got - even if I have forgotten about them!
And that kids is how I met your mother.
Also, he implied the "Are you sure you want to do this?" message boxes
I always thought those should be replaced by
You really shouldn't be doing this
[Fuck my stuff up] [Oops, forget about it]
May contain traces of nut.
Made from the freshest electrons.
I though you were speaking about porn. But then, did you forget about your porn???? Are you ok man?
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And that kids is how I met your mother.
Digital camera: $300.
Getting a cute coed drunk: $15.
The look on your kids' face when they realize that the pictures Picasa unearthed were of Mommy: priceless.
Best text+sig combination I expect to read this week.
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
Unfortunately, you forget that many kids can use Photoshop functions while many adults struggle to use MS Paint.
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