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Novell Missteps Not Affecting SuSE
OSS_ilation writes "Analysts and users agree -- if the layoff rumors at Novell prove true sometime soon, SuSE Linux has nothing to fear. Over at SearchOpenSource.com the word is that the popular SuSE Linux operating system has both the community support and technical chops to weather any personnel-related storms that may be lingering on the horizon. However, the point is also made that should Novell go south, there are those who believe SuSE could prove to be an appealing acquisition target."
How about we all register as voters in Utah, then 12 of us can have a nice payed vacation and give Novell a couple of million dollars.
For the perfect anti-Unix, write an OS that thinks it knows what you're doing better than you do and let it be wrong.
Washington, DC: The President announced today that he had cut off both his testicles.
"I was trying to show Rummey how they dance in Mexican deportation lines when the chainsaw and the rattlesnake fell out of my hands." the President explained.
"There's nothing at all to worry about." the President's personal physician, Dr. Yuri Yurov of the Moscow Urinary and Veterinarian Research Center. "The President's sex drive may be reduced, which will greatly disappoint Mr. Rumsfeld and those two dozen gay sailors that got a White House tour yesterday."
As to the testicles themselves, the President said he's going to give them to Senator John McCain. "Everybody knows John's a bit queer, and I figure since he isn't being anally raped by Vietnamese soldiers in drag, he might appreciate my balls."