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Microsoft Loses Two Key Executives
DIY News writes "Microsoft lost two key employees amidst major reorganization announced last month. One of them has led several MSN efforts and another who was a top developer for the Office unit. According to Microsoft, 'when you have a company of 60,000 employees, people are coming and going all the time.'"
Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of coverage of M$ around here lately. Just look up and down the page and you'll see Borg Images everywhere. Sigh...
Michael unbuttons
Taco winks suggestively
Cumstain spreads in pants
I'm currently eating my last small bite of a delicious Butterfinger candy bar and I am saddened as the choclaty coating dissolves in my mouth.
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And no, I'm not a big fatty like the stereotypical nerd. I'm just a man who's expressing his sadness for having to part with such a yummy treat.
It's almost gone now...
C R U N C H !!!
Alas my buttery chocolaty bliss comes to an end...
Not much to add but lots to improve. Take Word for an example, it's like stacking crates in Half-Life. You have one table in place, add another and the first one takes a hike to who knows where, most often to the previous/next page but sometimes it disappears completly. If you use sections make sure to check the page numbering and for empty pages. Sure, you can get by with some experience but it's still frustrating. Disclaimer: we're still using 2000.
Breaking News
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old- fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
In Soviet Russia the insensitive clod is YOU!