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Blue Gene/L Tops Its Own Supercomputer Record

DIY News writes "Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory and IBM unveiled the Blue Gene/L supercomputer Thursday and announced it's broken its own record again for the world's fastest supercomputer. The 65,536-processor machine can sustain 280.6 teraflops. That's the top end of the range IBM forecast and more than twice the previous Blue Gene/L record of 136.8 teraflops, set when only half the machine was installed."

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  1. Beowolf cluster by totallygeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of...oh, nevermind.

  2. Reader by Jozer99 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They say it can launch Adobe Acrobat Reader in ELEVEN SECONDS!!!

    1. Re:Reader by Phat_Tony · · Score: 5, Funny
      I was going to use:

      It even meets the minimum system requirements for Longhorn!

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  3. For various uses by strider44 · · Score: 3, Funny

    An IBM engineer was caught remarking "And boy can it hold a lot of porn."

  4. I have just one question for Blue Gene/L by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and the answer had better not be 42.

  5. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  6. 1983 by Xrathie · · Score: 2, Funny

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  7. Electricity Bill by tpv · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'd be able to figure out how to heck to pay the huge electric bill this would generate.

    Easy - you'd run a huge federal deficit, and let future generations sort it out.

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  8. Was to be expected by halleluja · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. since Quake 4 just hit the shelves.

  9. Re:Perhaps we could use it to.. by John+Hurliman · · Score: 2, Funny

    And moments before the breakthrough is finally computed, a blackout occurs due to the power consumption of the supercomputer.

  10. Re:Results? by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Funny

    What useful science has the "Earth Simulator" produced?

    Yes, better climate models and weather forecasts are obviously not needed. A little rain never hurt anyone, as this years hurricane season clearly shows.

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  11. Nitpicking by darkitecture · · Score: 2, Funny

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    If you're going to be an 80s geek, don't half-ass it like most people. The correct line from WarGames is "SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?"

  12. I know what I'd do... by Jack+Earl · · Score: 5, Funny
    If I had a computer that fast...
    #include <stdio.h>
    int main(){
    int answer = 42;
    printf("%d", answer);
    }
  13. Upgrade complete- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just in time for... Windows Vista(tm)

  14. Time for Earth Simulator to make a Walmart run by heroine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time for Earth Simulator to make a Walmart run and get some more Athlons to regain the top of the "supercomputer" chart.

  15. Re:compiler? by SnowZero · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't forget to compile with:
    make -j 65536

  16. The faster they get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The faster they make these things, the slower they sing that damn Daisy song.

  17. Re:still en vogue? by sgant · · Score: 4, Funny

    When this was announced, world chess champion Gary Kasparov said "ok, no way am I playing this fricken thing"

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  18. Yes, but. . . by 02bunced · · Score: 2, Funny

    It still takes 15 seconds to start up OpennOffice.org

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  19. Re:hmmm by LordFnord · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Oh, and BTW, the IO nodes of this beast run linux

    Yeah? Hmmmm.

    lordfnord@eris:~$ ssh bluegene-l.ibm.com

    Welcome to Linux 2.6.14

    bluegene-l login: falken
    Password: joshua

    Greetings, Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game?

    1. Checkers
    2. Chess
    3. Protein folding
    4. Global thermonuclear war

    Uh-oh.

  20. Re:Results? by indifferent+children · · Score: 3, Funny
    Seem like it's just a wang dangling contest

    No, this is IBM. Wang went out of business years ago.

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  21. Re:hmmm by troc · · Score: 5, Funny
    Greetings, Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game?

    Am I the only one who is incapable of reading that (even in the dubious privacy of my own head), without saying it in a "computer" voice?

    Troc.

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