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Gene Found In Black Death Survivors Stops HIV

WindozeSux writes "According to research done by Dr. Stephen O'Brien, a mutated gene known as delta 32 found in Black Death survivor descendants, stops HIV in its tracks. In order to be immune both parents have to have the delta 32 gene. From the Article: 'In 1996, research showed that delta 32 prevents HIV from entering human cells and infecting the body. O'Brien thought this principle could be applied to the plague bacteria, which affects the body in a similar manner. To determine whether the Eyam plague survivors may have carried delta 32, O'Brien tested the DNA of their modern-day descendents...'"

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  1. It also gives a mighty hankerin' for... by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....brainnnzzzz.....

    1. Re:It also gives a mighty hankerin' for... by xaosflux · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky?

    2. Re:It also gives a mighty hankerin' for... by xaosflux · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I think so, Brain, but I find scratching just makes it worse."

  2. Cure for HIV. . . by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Black Death.

    Oh yeah, we're cookin' now!

    KFG

    1. Re:Cure for HIV. . . by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      until. . .

      Bingo!

      By then the gene pool would have gone way down. . .

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

      Have you had a look at the gene pool recently? There's some scary ass shit walkin' around out there.

      KFG

    2. Re:Cure for HIV. . . by ceeam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also, researchers found that being a geek drastically reduces your chances of getting HIV virus (and many other STD virii).

    3. Re:Cure for HIV. . . by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

      But it drastically increases your chance of saying 'virii', even though 'virii' isn't a word.

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    4. Re:Cure for HIV. . . by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because, there's nothing threatening about a happy furry bunny that HELPS you ...

      Nothing threatening ? Are you blind ? It just tore apart a company of knights ! It bit their heads clean off ! It's a KILLER !

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

  3. The real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... will it stop zombies?

  4. Re:Probably as close as we'll get... by Muhammar · · Score: 5, Funny

    As you say - certain behaviors minimize the HIV risk and writing Slashdot tripe on Friday night is by far the most secure approach.

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  5. enhanced humans can't reproduce by r00t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Corporations would patent the genes. If you had kids, you or they would be violating the patent. Probably your "enhanced" DNA would also contain a copy protection mechanism that you couldn't bypass without violating the DMCA. For example, you might be born without the necessary organs.

  6. Re:Jeez... [Mod me flamebait already] by putko · · Score: 2, Funny

    This story is interesting, but as you mention, it isn't new.

    This is the Zonk Effect in action. A mutation that Zonk has allows hime to think old news is news. So he forwards this. Another mutation causes Zonk to pass off press releases as news -- see today's "Microsoft as Vigilante" story.

    Folks like you happen to have the "Google" mutation, which means that you are immune to mistaking old information for "new". When you see something interesting, you Google it, and immeditately discover that you've been "Zonked".

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  7. Re:Probably as close as we'll get... by martyr69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    everynight i go to sleep worried that al qaeda communist nijas will jump out of home made palnes without even needing parachutes and land on our unsuspecting population with syringes full of HIV, infecting as many of us condom using, non-heroin doing, upright citizens as possible, after i saw a press conference suggesting this was going to happen. with a vaccine or cure, this wouldn't be a fear. we could stand in the streets, facing the al qaeda attackers yelling "give us aids bastards, give us aids!" it would become a popular bumber sitcker I think.

  8. Plague and religion-Social promiscuity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Religion goes back as far as human history has been documented. Being that the basic tenants of religion build on each other, I often wonder if promiscuity is shunned in almost all of oldest civilizations because it comes from an implicit form of survival. In other words, if you have just one faithfull partner, your chances of survival are much MUCH greater in times of a massive STD pandemic."

    There's also the mental benifits that go with having a single partner for life. Just ask all the married guys and gals here.

  9. Re:Probably as close as we'll get... by at_slashdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    "3) Encourage long term monogamy"

    Why is always the cure worse than the disease?

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    "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
  10. Best by ari_j · · Score: 3, Funny

    Best comment ever. Why can't there be like one comment that is allowed to be modded up to +6 every year or so?

    1. Re:Best by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was thinking along these lines - if 50 moderators all gave a +5 post a mod point of the same type (say it got 50 extra Insightful mods), then it goes up to +6. And also, CowboyNeal will come massage your shoulders.

  11. Re:Probably as close as we'll get... by alicenextdoor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sex is absolutely not just about reproduction. It's perfectly possible to produce offspring without orgasm, and lots of species do. Pleasure in sex appears to function to promote closeness between partners, making that hypothetical long term marriage that much more likely. There's even a hypothesis that female orgasm is a by-product of the fact that men need orgasms to convince them to stick around and look after their mates, but I remain unconvinced. More research is required, and by God, I'm the woman to do it...

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  12. Unless you have this gene by DarkTempes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then may your nights forever be filled with lonely HIV infected women.

    When can I get tested!?

  13. Re:Probably as close as we'll get... by game+kid · · Score: 5, Funny
    More research is required, and by God, I'm the woman to do it...

    *adds alicenextdoor to Friends list*

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  14. Re:Probably as close as we'll get... by Mr2cents · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good news, game kid: if you look at her friends, you'll read "alicenextdoor (910558) is all alone in the world."

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    "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
  15. South Park... by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 2, Funny

    Chef: The Black Death? Are you sure?

    Stan: What's the Black Death, Chef?

    Chef: LaToya Jackson, children.

    The Boys: Oh.

    Chef: But I think back in those days it meant something else: the plague!

    --South Park Episode 502 - "It Hits The Fan"

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    "It ain't a war against drugs.it's a war against personal freedom" --Bill Hicks
  16. What? No way! by Cyberllama · · Score: 2, Funny

    Virii isn't the plural of virus? Next you'll try to tell me that "boxen" isn't plural of "box".

  17. getting a man to stay by r00t · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Whether or not he will stay will depend largely on his genetics, upbringing, and compatibility with you."

    Let's not forget:

    • baked potatoes
    • clean shirts
    • roast beef
    • clean underwear
    • mashed potatoes
    • clean socks
    • lunch packed for work
    • clean pants
    • snacks in the fridge
    • clean toilet
    • baked chicken
    • lawn mowed
    • ham
    • kids being watched
    • bacon and eggs
    • clean kids
    • hot cereal