Student-Made Satellite Goes Into Orbit
College Student writes "A Satellite built by aerospace students from 23 university groups successfully took off from Plesetsk, in northern Russia. From the article: 'A Russian booster rocket successfully carried a satellite designed by students into a low Earth orbit yesterday for the European Space Agency under a programme intended to help to inspire and train future aerospace workers.'"
Some students made up some results and now the satellite is in the Pacific Ocean.
Student Space Exploration and Technology Initiative (SSETI) Express spacecraft...
In other news, the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) Institute has filed for damages under intergalactic copyright law, fearing that hostile alien intelligences may mistake the antics of college students for examples of actual human behavior; an error which would inevitably lead to the mercy-killing of our species.
Brad: "My gum is where???"
Table-ized A.I.