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Can Your Mouth Become Multilingual?

Roland Piquepaille writes "During a videoconference last week between Karlsruhe, Germany, and Carnegie Mellon University (CMU), Pittsburgh, USA, the talk of Alex Waibel, from CMU, was automatically translated in German and Spanish. Both the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (PPG) and the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review (PTR) attended the conference, took pictures and were impressed by this new 'open domain' speech-to-speech translation. This new computer technology is based on artificial intelligence (AI) and statistical methods. During the demonstration, the speaker had electrodes attached to his face and his neck, but the researchers think that these electrodes could be implanted into your mouth and your throat in a decade from now -- if you agree of course."

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  1. Absolutely! by DoraLives · · Score: 5, Funny
    the researchers think that these electrodes could be implanted into your mouth and your throat in a decade from now

    Oh yeah. Please. Right now. Insert the electrodes into me right now. I can't wait!

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    1. Re:Absolutely! by arose · · Score: 5, Funny

      Careful, sarcasm isn't translated by this system.

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  2. Privacy issues by wertarbyte · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I won't even have to use a phone to get my speech intercepted, The Bad Guys [tm] now can directly wiretap my mouth. Perhaps this can be intercepted by chewing on my tinfoil hat?

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  3. Re:Nothing to see here... by FlopEJoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why does he keep saying "My hovercraft is full of eels??"

  4. Re:Nifty but... by lintux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed. It still centuries last for computers really the capacity to approach sense construction of the human languages also but slightly of course.

  5. Re:A new form of slander and hate crime violations by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Funny
    Would the CEO now be responsible for committing a hate crime, merely because this device mistranslated what he said, and output racist remarks?
    I will not repeat what Babelfish made of your post when it translated it into Dutch, but suffice to say you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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  6. Re:At last, a babelfish by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope they don't use it for diplomatic purposes, though:

    U.S. Official discussing a movie: "In that case, I'd have to say that it bombed royally."

    Foreign dignitary upon hearing translation: "Look out! He's got a bomb in his case and he's trying to kill the King!"

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  7. yes. by artifex2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    As soon as my girlfriend slips her tongue in my mouth, it becomes multi-tongued and French.

    And then I wake up.

  8. Re:How could it translate? by UberDork · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just did exactly this (translate from English to German to English).

    I now understand how several of my coworkers write their emails.

  9. Are you a terrorist? by DroopyStonx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why would you want to speak something other than American? Are you a terrorist?

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