Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion

Posted by Hemos on Monday October 31, 2005 @02:19AM from the the-robots-are-coming-the-robots-are-coming dept.

A Dafa Disciple writes "Post-Gazette.com reports that roboticist Daniel H. Wilson, a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University's Robotics Institute, has written a humorous guide, 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion.' Even before the 178-page book was completed, the rights to a movie were sold to Paramount Pictures, who has already delegated the screenplay writing to writers/actors from Comedy Central's 'Reno 911,' Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon. From Daniel Wilson's manual: 'Any robot could rebel, from a toaster to a Terminator, and so it is crucial to learn the strengths and weaknesses of every robot enemy.' I for one welcome our new robotic overlords."

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Re:Cue Sam Watterson by Trolling4Columbine · 2005-10-31 02:27 · Score: 5, Informative

Reference (Damn you for beating me to it!)

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Socialism: A feeling of discontent and resentment caused by a desire for the possessions or qualities of another.
Re:remember the way of the fry... by piper-noiter · 2005-10-31 03:01 · Score: 5, Informative

Bah, Fry stole it from Captain Kirk, the original Robot Paradox creator! He destroyed robots on at least 3 separate occasions using his masterful use of nonsense statements and paradoxes.

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