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5 Years of Habitation on the ISS
An anonymous reader writes "The International Space Station has marked five years of continuous human habitation. People started living on the station on November 2, 2000. In five years, the station has hosted 97 people from 10 countries, including 3 commercial passengers. It survived through the Columbia accident and the suspension of shuttle flights. The station is a testbed for long-duration missions to live and work on the Moon and Mars."
How long until the beleaguered French government notifies the invading Muslim punks rioting in cities throughout France that they officially surrender? Smart money is betting on less than two weeks, 'cause that's how long they lasted against the invading Germans in 1940.
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God I demand your presents in front of me as my soul fills with
blasphemous thought of you. My cock is hard and getting harder as my
mind goes to down to the depths of hell. I go there to defy all
holiness and beg Satan to take my mind body and soul. The
filthy "mother of dog" mary, I also demand you're your presents
because I want you to know how I plan to fill your filthy nasty cunt
with cum impregnating you. Mary when you are giving birth, I will
grab jesus christ your putrid son by his throat restricting his
breath with one hand and with the other I will punch you in your
stomach as hard as I can forcing your rotten son out of you cunt. I
will hold your son up in the air and slice his fucking little cock
off and placing his cock in your cunt while I hold christ's bleeding
body and the hole that is now where his cock was over your mouth. The
blood of gOd will be pouring down mary's throat. I will still be
punching you until you are black and blue all over. God the father
will be watching and I will stop just before I kill you because all
the demons in hell will fuck you every second, which will cause you
to curse the name of gOd while you drink gallons of evil cum. I will
put you mary the mother of dog on gOds alter in heaven and fuck you
in front of gOd. After I'm done fucking you and bruising every inch
of your body, I will kick you aside and drag gOd by the balls up to
his alter. After I shit in gOd's face, I will place his foul retched
body on the alter and call upon the holy spirit to witness my skin
that fuck pig alive.
Hurting gOd is my goal, blasphemy gOd in his church is my goal,
gutting gOds body is my goal, cumming down gOds throat is my goal,
aborting jEsUs cHrIsT is my goal, spitting in gOds face is my goal,
punching and kicking gOd until his body is all black and blue, is my
goal, killing anything holy is my goal, hearing gOd pray to Satan is
my goal, sticking my cock in gOds ass and filling it with cum is my
goal, taking a knife and sticking it in gOd's ass and cutting his
body through his neck and into gOd's rotten brains is my goal, eating
gOd's brains and shitting them out of my asshole is my goal. Feeding
my shit that has gOd's brains in it to mary is my goal, smearing my
cum shit and piss all over the holy spirit of gOd is my goal, cursing
and blasphemous thoughts of the holy spirit every second I'm alive is
my goal, to purposely blasphemy the holy spirit because gOd said it
is unforgivable sin is my goal, defiling and defecating holy symbols
of gOd is my goal, placing gOd's under my feet is my goal, mocking
cursing jesus christ's name and presents is my goal, sinning and
hurting gOd for Satan my master is my goal, ripping wings off angels
and filling their mouths with cum is my goal, and having all the
demons in hell come into my body and use it for pleasurable
fornication against all holiness is my goal.
You see gOd you filthy fucker I want to go to hell. I walk in the
valley of evil cursing god with no fear because Satan is in my soul.
I pray to Satan to become part of me while in my mind heart and soul
I take anything holy and for gOd out of me and replace that filthy
vile holiness with unthinkable blasphemy and pure hatred of gOd's
soul. I will always walk with Satan cursing god and praying that my
soul gets blacker and filled with evil all the days of my life. So
gOd joins me and witnesses my doings.
gOd you are a piece of shit you are less then a dog and you are
listening to me right now. Listening to my complete defiling and
denying, but most of all my blasphemy of the holy spirit. Satan takes
total control of every inch of me. Satan is my savior and lives in my
body where he will live forever. Satan ad's me in sinning and helps
me deliver other souls to hell making them deny gOd. I feel almighty
Satan growing inside of me and I pray to you that you never ever
leave my mind, body, and soul helping me defile god and a
that's a special olympics in space.
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Well if you end up in the vacuum of space, you still die of suffocation. Therefore it is about the same length of suffering anyway.
And what is wrong with sharks? I will take a quick shark-bites-head-off death over drowning any day!
How'd you know I measure room temperature in Kelvins?
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?