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Star Wars Trilogy MIT Musical
ArtieLange writes "The MIT Musical Theatre Group will be staging a musical version of the
Star Wars Trilogy (Eps. IV through VI). There will be tap-dancing stormtroopers, singing Ewoks, etc." Apparently tickets are available if you're in the Boston area over the next week. Hopefully someone has the decency to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents before the premiere so it can be just like the features. There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I) even tho the music credits list Elton John and Andrew Loyd Webber along side John Williams.
After about 6 edits once it hit the front page, yes, it does hint that it may be a joke (still isn't very clear, imho). The first iterations, though, do not (the sentence was what I originally quoted).
Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
The Elton John Star Wars Trilogy:
A New Hope
I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues -- Luke can't go to the academy
I am Your Robot -- Luke cleaning R2
My father's gun -- Luke gets a lightsaber
Honkey Cat -- Luke and Obi Wan enter Mos Eisley Cantina
Madman Across the Water -- Millenium Falcon escape from Tatooine
Bad Side of the Moon -- "That's not a moon, it's a space station!"
Sacrifice -- Obi Wan fights Vader on the Death Star
Burn down the mission -- Preparing to attack the Death Star
Take me to the Pilot -- Dogfights preceeding Death Star attack
The Bitch is Back -- Han Solo saves the day
Empire Strikes Back
Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me -- Luke, Stranded
Someone Saved my Life Tonight -- Han saves Luke
I'm Still Standing -- Tauntaun dies
Love Lies Bleeding -- Scruffy Nerf Herder
Saturday Night's Allright -- Hoth Battle
Rocket Man -- Boba Fett
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road -- Luke leaves Dagobah
Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word -- Lando hands them over to Vader
Return of the Jedi
Tiny Dancer -- Jabba's palace entertainment
Someone Saved my Life Tonight -- Leia releases Han Solo
Rocket Man -- Boba Fett gets eaten
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road -- Yoda dies
Burn down the mission -- Preparing to attack the Death Star (again)
Bennie and the Jets -- Ewoks preparing their catch for dinner
Son of your Father -- Emperor tries to turn Luke
Shoot Down the Moon -- That thing's operational!
The Bitch is Back -- Lando vs. the Deathstar
Candle in the Wind -- Unmasked Vader (sorry, I had to...)
eh.. that's all I can come up with, nothing he put out in the 90's is worth playing.. Clearly there's some more scenes that need representation, perhaps "I don't want to go on with you like that" could go with the scene where Luke argues with Vader on CLoud City.. no.. nevermind, I'm done now!