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Star Wars Trilogy MIT Musical

ArtieLange writes "The MIT Musical Theatre Group will be staging a musical version of the Star Wars Trilogy (Eps. IV through VI). There will be tap-dancing stormtroopers, singing Ewoks, etc." Apparently tickets are available if you're in the Boston area over the next week. Hopefully someone has the decency to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents before the premiere so it can be just like the features. There's no way it can be the worst Star Wars related thing out there (currently a tie between the Christmas Special and Episode I) even tho the music credits list Elton John and Andrew Loyd Webber along side John Williams.

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  1. Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal... by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hopefully someone has the decentsy to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents.

    Being a subscriber, I sent an email to daddypants to try to get this corrected, but since I was ignored, I will deem it fine for me to rip.

    Why on earth would someone need 'decency' to do something illegal like that? Why would you encourage your audience to commit crimes for your bemusment?
    Instead, how about we say "Lets all hope they sell it in a video format for a cheap price or even free?" Maybe that will encourage them to share their play instead of us ripping it from them illegally?

    And you wonder why the MPAA is all over torrents... this isn't helping.

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  2. From the fine article by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Star Wars" with tap-dancing Storm Troopers!

    This is just so wrong on so many levels. Then again now that I think about it, maybe adding tap dancing storm troopers to episode one would have improved it. My childhood destroyed you have!

  3. camera? by sczimme · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Hopefully someone has the decentsy to stealth a digital camera in and post torrents before the premiere so it can be just like the features.

    How would this constitute 'decency'?

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  4. * puff of smoke * by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That was R2D2's Gaydar going up in flames

  5. That's easy! by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hopefully someone has the decentsy to stealth a digital camera in

    $sys$Camera

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  6. Slashdot: The Musical by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4

    Is it just me, or is Slashdot reporting on an increasing number of musicals? Combined with Taco's urging to do something illegal, I have to wonder if the editors are really getting into this stuff.

    Then again, a lot of musicals are targetting more "geekish" plays such as "The Last Starfighter", so maybe it's just a cooincidence. Then again...

    When do get to go see Slashdot: The Musical? Make sure there are plenty of trolls attacking insightful posters, guys with horns and flamethrowers, and let's not forget the ever important stage plateaus of being modded up!

  7. Whoa! by fizban · · Score: 4, Funny

    decentsy

    Worst. Speller. Ever.

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  8. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  9. Obligatory Simpsons... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny
    [Sung to the tune of "Luck be a Lady Tonight" from Guys and Dolls]

    Luke be a Jedi, to-night!

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  10. MIT?! by richdun · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Star Wars musical and a study on tin foil hats. Why do I keep seeing a major technological university jumping a shark in my head?

  11. Shouldn't You (MIT) Kids Be in Class? by nekoniku · · Score: 4, Funny

    First the Foil Hat Study and now this. Sheesh!

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    1. Re:Shouldn't You (MIT) Kids Be in Class? by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

      No kidding, between this and seeing all the tremendously elaborate pranks in NightWork, I'm starting to think that the greatest prank that MIT ever pulled was convincing the world that they have actual classes going on.

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  12. Re:Slashdot Medley by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hit it maestro!

    Dupe dupity, dupe dupity, dupe dupe, dupe-e

    This slashdot story is familar to me!

    [tempo change]

    I've got a wish thats bona fide

    I want Natalie Portman petrafied

    Petrafied and covered in hot grits!

    Grits grits grits

    from her elbows to her tits

    Grits grits grits

    I swear to God, you insensitive clod

    I'm begging on my knees for a Beowulf cluster of these

    HOT GRITS!

    [tempo change]

    In Soviet Russia....
    [grandiose piano]
    In Soviet Russia...
    [grandiose piano]
    Yakov says its opposite
    I don't understand it
    In Soviet Russia
    MUSICAL...
    SINGS...
    YOU!

    Cha cha ha!

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  13. News for Nerds indeed... by joetheappleguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This "event" has the destructive potential of 10 Megdorks. (The first GenCon had an effect of 8.5 Megadorks) - Only a Linucon or a Furvert convention is deadlier.

    Both girls tentatively scheduled to attend refused comment.

  14. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by SquadBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    pkg_add sense_of_humour

    Come on it was clearly a joke.

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  15. its the MITichlorians in the water, dangit! by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    MITichlorians are everywhere these days

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  16. Re:Nice.... tell everyone to do something illegal. by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After about 6 edits once it hit the front page, yes, it does hint that it may be a joke (still isn't very clear, imho). The first iterations, though, do not (the sentence was what I originally quoted).

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  17. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by iabervon · · Score: 4, Informative

    The reason that there are so many musical credits is that this includes a lot of spoofs of songs from other things. Elton John and Andrew Lloyd Webber didn't write anything (intentionally) for this show, either. This isn't exactly serious drama, even for a musical.

  18. oof! by jm007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "... tap-dancing stormtroopers, singing Ewoks, etc."

    Forget about Han or Greedo, it will be the audience that shoots first.

  19. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Elton John Star Wars Trilogy:

    A New Hope
    I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues -- Luke can't go to the academy
    I am Your Robot -- Luke cleaning R2
    My father's gun -- Luke gets a lightsaber
    Honkey Cat -- Luke and Obi Wan enter Mos Eisley Cantina
    Madman Across the Water -- Millenium Falcon escape from Tatooine
    Bad Side of the Moon -- "That's not a moon, it's a space station!"
    Sacrifice -- Obi Wan fights Vader on the Death Star
    Burn down the mission -- Preparing to attack the Death Star
    Take me to the Pilot -- Dogfights preceeding Death Star attack
    The Bitch is Back -- Han Solo saves the day

    Empire Strikes Back
    Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me -- Luke, Stranded
    Someone Saved my Life Tonight -- Han saves Luke
    I'm Still Standing -- Tauntaun dies
    Love Lies Bleeding -- Scruffy Nerf Herder
    Saturday Night's Allright -- Hoth Battle
    Rocket Man -- Boba Fett
    Goodbye Yellow Brick Road -- Luke leaves Dagobah
    Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word -- Lando hands them over to Vader

    Return of the Jedi
    Tiny Dancer -- Jabba's palace entertainment
    Someone Saved my Life Tonight -- Leia releases Han Solo
    Rocket Man -- Boba Fett gets eaten
    Goodbye Yellow Brick Road -- Yoda dies
    Burn down the mission -- Preparing to attack the Death Star (again)
    Bennie and the Jets -- Ewoks preparing their catch for dinner
    Son of your Father -- Emperor tries to turn Luke
    Shoot Down the Moon -- That thing's operational!
    The Bitch is Back -- Lando vs. the Deathstar
    Candle in the Wind -- Unmasked Vader (sorry, I had to...)

    eh.. that's all I can come up with, nothing he put out in the 90's is worth playing.. Clearly there's some more scenes that need representation, perhaps "I don't want to go on with you like that" could go with the scene where Luke argues with Vader on CLoud City.. no.. nevermind, I'm done now!