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Water Vapor Causing Climate Warming

karvind writes "According to BBC, new studies suggest that water vapor rather than carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is the main reason why Europe's climate is warming. The scientists say that rising temperatures caused by greenhouse gases are increasing humidity, which in turn amplifies the temperature rise. This is potentially a positive feedback mechanism which could increase the impact of greenhouse gases such as CO2. Even though 2005 will probably be warmest year, climatologists still differ in opinion"

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  1. It's not water vapor by Mancat · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's God sneezing

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  2. Thinking about global warming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    makes me all moist.

  3. At least its a dry heat? by SirDrinksAlot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too bad we wont be able to say "At least it's a dry heat" if this continues.

  4. So what can we do then? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists promptly advised everyone to:
    1. Stop drinking water
    2. Stop breathing
    3. Stop taking showers (note: this doesn't apply to some countries such as France and Mexico)

    1. Re:So what can we do then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In other news, MoveOn.org has called for a full Congressional investigation of Wal-Mart, Exxon and McDonald's, becauase they must have had something to do with all this.

    2. Re:So what can we do then? by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, what the hell else can we do?

      Paint Texas white?

      -jcr

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    3. Re:So what can we do then? by tsa · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nice to see that, in the true American spirit (après nous, le déluge), the troll you responede to was modded Insightful.

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  5. Dihydrogen Monoxide by Arramol · · Score: 2, Funny

    I knew I should've voted for the EPA to ban that blasted dihydrogen monoxide!

  6. Re:Title and Summary are misleading by KylePflug · · Score: 4, Funny
    Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

    Bad idea! You're just contributing to the problem!

    Hmm... *Buys stock in Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer (Kills 99.9% germs without water!)*
  7. Re:Title and Summary are misleading by woolio · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in *every* cancerous cell, has been attributed to thousands of deaths per year, and is now also causing global warming. Obviously this harmful substance must be eraticated!

  8. Re:Welcome to ten years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Supercomputers estimate the temperature increase will be between 1.5 and 11 degrees celcius in the next 50 years.

    Yet the harder they estimate the quicker it raises.

  9. Re:Isn't this like saying: by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Funny

    As it turns out, bullets aren't responsible for killing people.

    A bullet fired from a gun does not cause death! It's the injury that causes death.
    If the injury happens to be caused by a bullet, that's the injury's fault. But just firing bullets does not kill people.

    Some bullets cause injuries that cause death, but some bullets cause injuries that don't cause death.
    Also some injuries caused by things other than bullets do cause deaths, and some deaths happen without injuries.

    You can't tell, by just looking at a bunch of bullets, which ones would cause a deadly injury, which ones would cause a non-deadly injury, and which ones would fall harmlessly somewhere or end up in the drywall.

    Finally some bullets are never fired.

    So stop trying to blame the bullets. Bullets don't kill people.

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  10. Re:IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!! by (negative+video) · · Score: 2, Funny
    The way in which the atmospheric cycles have operated for the last 2 billion years or so-- long stable periods followed by slowly increasing, then sudden and dramtic shifts-- suggest not that climate is some preplanned externally determined thing, caused by the hand of God moving a knob on a thermostat somewhere.
    He's really old and his hand shakes, you insensitive clod!
  11. I just knew it there was a catch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    There goes all the hype for hydrogen powered cars right out the window. "All they emit is water vapor." Yeah.

  12. In other news... by Bewbewbew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scientists have reported that they have discovered a thick layer of gases and evaporated liquids around the earth which they believe contributes to global warming. They have named this layer of various elements, composed primarily of nitrogen and oxygen, the "atmosphere". It is hoped that further investigation of the atmosphere could lead to a greater understanding of global warming.

  13. Nukes and paranoia by ONOIML8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're all gonna die!

    When I was a kid the world was going to be destroyed by nukes. Either WWIII would happen and MAD would do us all in or a nuclear reactor would go out of control somewhere and destroy everything. Pay attention kids, that's really the way it was for us. They taught it to us in school, it was the theme of many of our Saturday morning cartoons, it was in every magazine and book and all over the TV.

    That myth was slowly shattered over time. The Soviets had a couple of nuke reactor problems and so did we. Life went on. Then the USSR fell and the idea of MAD went away with it. Suddenly nukes didn't seem so frightening. People started to wake up to the fact that life was even going on in the cities that the US had nuked in WWII.

    So what do we do without the threat of nukes? Without the fear of nuclear death we would have to accept the fact that the fate of every living thing might be in the hands of a higher power or, worse yet, not in the hands of anyone at all. As humans we can not accept that. Something or someone must be in control and we like it best if we can imagine it to be us as we had imagined it with nukes.

    So now there is some data that can be stretched to imagine that the climate of our planet will kill us all. That's even bigger and more scary than nukes. Children can be taught to fear that with ease. Better yet, our ego will allow us to believe that we can control it, that we caused it. And most of us can accept as fact that although we caused it there is nothing we can do to correct it.

    Yes, we're all going to die.

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