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A Flu Pandemic?
Pedrito writes "Scientific American is running a story in this month's issue about preparing for a flu pandemic. What this article tries to convey is that a pandemic is definitely coming. Whether it's from the H5N1 strain (which would likely cause hundreds of millions of deaths) or another strain a few years down the road. There have been 3 other flu pandemics in the past 100 years. The 1918 strain being the worst, with 40 million killed. The reason H5N1 is being followed so closely is because it's already spread to people and because it's incredibly lethal (a roughly 50% fatality rate at th moment). Even if the fatality rate dropped to 5% when and if it mutates into an easily communicable form, it would be twice as deadly as the 1918 virus."
Randall Flagg is cackling with glee right now. His plan as almost borne fruit. I'm stocking up on Nozz-a-la and heading for the hills. Who's with me?
Make sure those bastards get infected.
As I've been living in a cave with a sneezing chicken. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, Slashdot.
Better save up some sick days. Wish I hadn't already 'had the flu' twice this year.
It's probably been fourteen years since I've had the clue.
Ummm...Not gonna comment on that one... : p
Be a real patriot: Question authority. Think for yourself. Formulate your own conclusions.
Today's good news:
Boy Crosses Road Unharmed
Apartment Building Completed On Time And On Budget
A Man Loves His Wife And Tells Her Of That Fact
Ice Cream Is Enjoyed By Many
Zero Asteroids Hit Earth
I hope that makes you feel better about humanity.
Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
Its name was Enza.
I opened the window
And in-flu-enza.
Stolen from: http://www.stanford.edu/group/virus/uda/
The Kansas Board of Education told me so.
I don't see what everyone is worried about. Everyone knows that organisms don't change from one form to another, so there's no risk of a human-transmissible strain.
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Quasiman will save us!
And do it with a vacant stare, and a line of drool hanging from his chin, and a good 30% of his brain phased into some other reality.
Ok. Am I the only one, having a somewhat weak immune system, that is not in the least bit worried about a pandemic? ....
No matter what, an important question remains: Should I buy stock in chicken soup?
>It's wrong.
:-)
Wow. All those caps, a long quote and then a two word opinion. Try giving us some proof; otherwise, you're just another crackpot spouting his opinion.
p.s. Yes, it's a tad ironic that I'm doing almost exactly what I'm telling you not to do.
p.s.s. Don't use ALL-CAPS subjects. It's like yelling!!!
Did you hear about the H2G2 variant? It was mostly harmless. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Did you see what happened when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans? That only proves the parent poster's point. Free markets are far less bureaucratic than governments are.
And let's all thank the good people at Sears and Dell for the way they handled the evacuation. Don't know what we would have done without them.
There are some places where free markets don't do any good for anybody.
OMG, recycled plots? No author would stoop that low. They are artists, and every word comes from their tortured soul. They suffer for their art. They... Huh, what? I can make another 5 Mil if I crank out more of the same? Ok. Give me two weeks. There's a lot that will require more than a quick global find and replace.
Imaging the economic effects of a spreading flu that was lethal - people would quit going to work, you could see much commerce grinding to a halt.
Then again it might induce a virtual society in which everyone works from home and interacts through only through the internet.
Kind of depressing though... Oh wait...
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)