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Cray Supercomputers to be Based on AMD Opterons

PsychicX writes "AMD and Cray have announced an agreement to base Cray supercomputers on AMD's Opteron line until the end of the decade, and to collaborate on Cray's 2006 proposal for Phase 3 of the federal government's DARPA HPCS (High Productivity Computing Systems) program. Cray already offers the XT3 and XD1 supercomputers based on Opteron."

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  1. Sign You Invested In The Wrong Supercomputer, #342 by John_Booty · · Score: 5, Funny
    #34. Your "supercomputing" vendor has an AOL email address.

    From the press release...
    Contact:
    AMD
    Teresa Osborne, 512-602-0040
    teresa.osborne@amd.com
    www.amd.com
    or
    Cray Inc.
    Steve Conway, 651-592-7441
    sttico@aol.com
    www.cray.com
    Sooooo... if I scrape together a few million bucks and buy a computer from these guys, will I still be able to contact my Cray rep once his 500 FREE TRY AOL NOW HOURS have expired?
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  2. Re:excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is really just a marketing play on AMD's part. Now they can sell you:

    "The SAME CPU used in CRAY ***SUPERCOMPUTERS***, now available for your desktop!"

    And some rube will buy one based on that statement.

    A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with some taste?

  3. Re:Put on your tinfoil hats... by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

    DARPA created the Internet.

    You are using the Internet.

    You are part of the conspiracy.

  4. nVidia motherboards by CCFreak2K · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, maybe the motherboards are nForces too. I bet all the new Crays will have digital 5.1 sound, an important feature for today's supercomputers.

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  5. Finally.... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Computer capable of running Duke Nukem Forever....oh wait...

  6. It had to be said... by rubberbando · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally! Something that can run Windows Vista at a descent speed... :-P

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  7. Behold! by katana · · Score: 5, Funny

    I give you...the Crapteron!

    1. Re:Behold! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      It comes with Vista pre-installed then?

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  8. Does this mean... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That prices on the older Clay computers will drop? Holy flipflops! Now I'll have something to put into my empty warehouse building. :P

  9. Re:...and now some real numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Go AMD! Milk that NexGen core for all its worth, too bad you didn't invent it, you just bought it. It would be nice if you would start innovating one of these days.


    Go Intel! Milk that RISC design for all it's worth, too bad you ripped the idea off from ARM and stuck three metric tons of x86 mentally-backwards-compatibility cruft on it. It'd be nice if you start innovating one of these days, instead of ripping off things like AMD's invention, x86-64.

    That's just the technical side. I don't need to go in much detail about how Intel fucked up its marketing by pushing MHz (maybe because they were bitter that AMD had 1GHz first?)
  10. Sun.. by Bulmakau · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was just about to buy 40 sun machines, based on AMD. Maybe I should wait for Cray to come out with their product? Anyone knows the estimated retail price that machine is expected to hit the market with? ;)

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  11. Re:Hmmm by turgid · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder what the governmnet will do with these cheaper, powerful supercomputers?

    Why, decrypt your 66,000ft high stack of SSH traffic in case you're a would-be terrorist, of course! :-)

  12. Re:Had to be done by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Korea old jokes aren't funny anymore.

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  13. Re:Put on your tinfoil hats... by Neoprofin · · Score: 2, Funny

    To be fair, AMD is proud of helping spy on it's citizens more efficiently and we can all be proud of increased productivity. If that wasn't funny maybe it was insightful?

  14. The new juncture will be called....CRAPTERONS by digitaldc · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just kidding!

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  15. HOT HOT by betims · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think there will be very hot :D

  16. Re:excellent by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of my colleagues has just bought a small 24-core Opteron system

    Small? Small? You've lost your sense of scale with all the weather modeling and nuclear RSA NP-hard protein folding simulations you've been running.