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UK To Passively Monitor Every Vehicle

DrSkwid writes "The UK Police are building a network to monitor the movement of every vehicle in the U.K. through an extensive Automatic Number Plate Recognition (ANPR) system. The data will be retained for 2 years. The Register further reports that the system will likely be used for issuing speeding fines." From the article: "The primary aims claimed for the system are tackling untaxed and uninsured vehicles, stolen cars and the considerably broader one of 'denying criminals the use of the roads.' But unless the Times has got the spacing wrong, having one every quarter of a mile on motorways quite clearly means they'll be used to enforce speed limits as well, which would effectively make the current generation of Gatsos obsolete. Otherwise, checking a vehicle's tax and insurance status every 15 seconds or thereabouts would seem overkill."

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  1. What's a Gatso? by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's a Gatso?

    Don't misread that you dyslexic perv.

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  2. New motorsport in the UK by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

    having one every quarter of a mile on motorways quite clearly means they'll be used to enforce speed limits as well,

    Does this mean drag-racers can practise on the highway and get away with it?

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    1. Re:New motorsport in the UK by misleb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if they place a brick wall just before the next camera...

      -matthew

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  3. Boy am I glad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That we in the colonies won the war and started a country that didn't take away our rights and treat us like criminals.

    1. Re:Boy am I glad... by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot the "oh, wait..." part.

  4. I've seen the future... by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lenina Huxley, you are fined one-half credit for a sotto voce violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. Additionally, you are fined 120 credits per infraction of the Safe Speed Statutes, for exceeding the speed limit of 45 miles per hour on the freeway 72 times this morning. Be Happy!

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  5. A culture prone to understatement. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > "The primary aims claimed for the system are tackling untaxed and uninsured vehicles, stolen cars and the considerably broader one of 'denying criminals the use of the roads.'

    In other news, the Atlantic Ocean is described as being "considerably broader" than the English Channel.

    But these are folks whose pet name for the gulf of water separating North America from Europe as "the pond".

    One might go further and suggest that British people are prone to occasional tendencies towards understatement.

  6. Re:Another reason by dfjunior · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or you could do what we did, have a revolution!
    The UK Gov't hasn't given us a whole heck of a lot of trouble since...

  7. They have given you trouble! by kotku · · Score: 2, Funny

    > The UK Gov't hasn't given us a whole heck of a lot of trouble since...

    Really they fuc8ed you over big time. If they hadn't gone with you on the Iraq war fiasco then Iraq II would not have happened and you Yanks would still have a reasonably good international reputation. The UK gov plan is to make the US look so bad that the UK can lead Europe as this centuries only super power.

    God shave the Queen!

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  8. I've got a bike, by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Funny

    you can ride it if you like
    It's got a basket, a bell that rings
    and things to make it look good
    I'd give it to you if I could,
    but I borrowed it

    Syd Barrett escapes the universal monitoring!

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  9. Re:Much fairer speeding fines by ztransform · · Score: 2, Funny
    I have to say I totally agree with this.

    There are times when the offence of speeding is hardly justified as a safety issue. Overtaking is one such time when, done properly, one may need to exceed the speed of the vehicle one is passing..

    Of course one could have fun with this. After passing one vehicle registration plate recognition camera at 150MPH one could slam on the brakes and park on the motorway for a minute or so.. then drop the clutch and zoom off again..!

  10. Oh, those European countries by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sweden: Land of meatballs, Volvos, and The Pirate Bay.

    Britain: Land of really stupid criminals who don't know enough to switch license plates before committing a crime with a car.

    Seems to me that Q knew what he was doing when he gave James Bond an Aston Martin with changeable license plates.

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  11. You've made some spelling mistakes by uujjj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Errr, hang on a second. I think you'll find that the US uses Imperial (as in British) units. Not the other way around. Well most of the time - there are of course the bastardised Imperial units the US uses like larger fl. oz, fewer fl. oz to the pint (and thus smaller gallons), and smaller tonnes.
    I think you meant bastardized and tons. When will these Brits learn to spell?

  12. Re:wow by Eideewt · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens when you do feel the need to commit a crime? You're not going to be too happy then are you?

  13. Brazil by sremick · · Score: 3, Funny

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