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Requiem for Usenet

xoip writes "Jack Kapica at The Globe and Mail reports that '[Canadian ISP] Rogers is removing [Usenet] service without changing its rates, suggesting subscribers turn to portal technology controlled by Rogers/Yahoo, or to subscribe to an outside Usenet service -- at extra cost.'" From the article: "Aside from being based on the written word, which many game-playing kids would rather not make the effort to compose, Usenet is deeply flawed. Its democratic dream offers no defence against viruses, spammers, criminals, hucksters or deranged individuals. Rummaging about in Usenet is like slumming through the tenderloin district during the plague years -- your chances of catching a computer virus or a handful of invitations to unspeakable sexual acts is much greater than finding what you were looking for in the first place."

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  1. What if... by sprouty76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm looking for invitations to unspeakable sexual acts?

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    1. Re:What if... by davez0r · · Score: 5, Insightful
    2. Re:What if... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "...is like slumming along in the tenderloin district during the plague..."

      What the hell is this? They have steak districts in places?

      "I'm looking for invitations to unspeakable sexual acts?",

      Sex with a steak apparently?

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    3. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is everyone expected to be familiar with the names of US slums?

      They're called towns and cities you insensitive clod!

  2. The way by suso · · Score: 5, Interesting

    your chances of catching a computer virus or a handful of invitations to unspeakable sexual acts is much greater than finding what you were looking for in the first place.

    Most of the time when I'm using usenet, I'm not looking for something. I am looking to get hit with random content like what other people think is good or interesting. Its fun to explore the mp3 newsgroups and just download some random mp3s and learn about new music.

  3. They just don't get their custommers by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    your chances of catching [...] a handful of invitations to unspeakable sexual acts is much greater than finding what you were looking for in the first place.

    I think they're missing on what people are looking for on usenet in the first place ;- )

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  4. So... by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Aside from being based on the written word, which many game-playing kids would rather not make the effort to compose
    Many of those game-playing kids would probably be better off learning how to read/write those written words instead of the 1337/IM $p3k wair u h4a 2 d3c!p3r wh47 1$ $4!d

    Its democratic dream offers no defence against viruses, spammers, criminals, hucksters or deranged individuals. Rummaging about in Usenet is like slumming through the tenderloin district during the plague years -- your chances of catching a computer virus or a handful of invitations to unspeakable sexual acts is much greater than finding what you were looking for in the first place.
    So...in other words, Usenet is like the rest of the internet where there is good, valuable information as well as bad, useless (to some at least) information?

    I've been hanging out in various usenet groups for years and yet to have picked up a virus that infected my system and wasn't picked up my Norton AV. I've received more viruses via e-mail then I've found in Usenet, so does that mean we should also get rid of e-mail?

    Why don't we just call Roger's actions what they really are, a cost saving measure. They aren't doing it to protect the children, they are doing it to save a few cents per customer.
    1. Re:So... by Xiaran · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed with the what the hell is picking on USENET when everything else4 is just as bad sentiment. Also from this quote

      Usenet eventually gained a reputation as a refuge for pre-civilized thugs with a penchant for imbecile grammar and vicious talk. The antics of juveniles and troubled people started scaring off others -- democracy still needs laws, after all, so that its mechanisms are not hijacked by people in serious need of psychiatric help. I recall one incident, in which a bunch of high-spirited kids decided to invade another newsgroup as a prank. The prank effectively destroyed the target group.

      Is it just me or does this guy kinda sound like he was once kill filed by an entire USENET group. I still use USENET. some of the comp.* and sci.* groups are great. I also go there for the entertainment value of reading the raving of net kooks. You get a fantastic quality of net kook on USENET because it takes effort to post mind numbing ramblings(as opposed to a blog or whatever).

    2. Re:So... by corbettw · · Score: 5, Funny

      1337/IM $p3k wair u h4a 2 d3c!p3r wh47 1$ $4!d

      There are times when I think "I'm not that much of a geek." Then I read something like that with ease and realize, yes, yes I am.

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    3. Re:So... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I've been hearing "Usenet is dead" for about six or seven years now. It's this oft-repeated bit of nonsense, sometimes used by ISPs justifying why they're cutting their Usenet feed, and sometimes by people who, for some odd reason, think that web forums are superior.

      I first accessed Usenet from a BBS in 1992, and got my own small UUCP of my favorite groups a year later. I'm still a regular on some Usenet forums, and paid my thirteen bucks to the German individual.net. Not the greatest retention, but carries all the groups I care about. Groups like talk.origins are as busy as ever, with damn little spam. The groups that seem to be dead or dying are mainly the vanity groups like alt.barney.die.die.die.

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    4. Re:So... by Arandir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been hanging out in various usenet groups for years and yet to have picked up a virus that infected my system and wasn't picked up my Norton AV.

      I'm still trying to come to terms with the concept of catching a virus from a plain text usenet post. I realize most of usenet is 7-bit text, but it would still take a damned smart hacker to hide a virus in those remaining eighth bits...

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  5. Duh by SLot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rummaging about in Usenet is like slumming through the tenderloin district during the plague years -- your chances of catching a computer virus or a handful of invitations to unspeakable sexual acts is much greater than finding what you were looking for in the first place.

    Isn't that the *point*? I like usenet just the way it is, TYVM.

  6. Bull by Jarlsberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rummaging about in Usenet is like slumming through the tenderloin district during the plague years -- your chances of catching a computer virus or a handful of invitations to unspeakable sexual acts is much greater than finding what you were looking for in the first place."

    It's all bull. I've used Usenet for over ten years, and I have never "caught" any viruses or gotten any invitations to unspeakable sexual acts (maybe I hang out in the wrong groups...). Usenet is not as big as it was, but it's still a great resource for information.

    1. Re:Bull by Morgon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly - I was going to post the same thing, but figured someone already did.
      This is absolutely true. I've NEVER had a problem with Usenet.

      You know why? Because it's also a community, like any other.

      Anytime someone posts something shady, there will always be a post in which someone calls it out, right in the subject line. So if someone posts a virus, 20 minutes later, someone's replied warning you of it.

      You only catch viruses on Usenet the same way you do in email - by not using your head.

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    2. Re:Bull by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not to fall into a "things were better in the old days" mode

      Things have gotten worse. We took a network full of college students (geeky college students at that), and opened it up to grandmothers, pre-teens, and (the source of all spam:) businesspeople. Usenet got a lot more noise and very little more signal.*

      * I'm not saying that we shouldn't have opened-up the Internet, just that that decision had some negative consequences in addition to its positive consequences.

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    3. Re:Bull by lostboy2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Me too. ;-)

  7. Re:REALLY Old News by falzer · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Already posted on digg three times now.

    Woah! Digg already duped this article twice! That's it Slashdot, I'm switching!

  8. Re:Oh come on by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sadly, the crank content on the sci.* groups is rather large.

    In other news today, the Atlantic ocean is rather wet, the Great Attractor is rather far away, and the Pope is rather religious.

    I thought the creationist mob were blockheaded... then I went to sci.physics and met the relativity deniers. Wow.

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  9. insert head up ass by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 4, Insightful

    maybe the author should keep out of the alt.sex.* groups?   there are still many,
    many useful usenet groups with reasonable signal and not much spam.

  10. Problems are over-hyped by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Its democratic dream offers no defence against viruses, spammers, criminals, hucksters or deranged individuals.

    And yet it's still easier to find informed technical help on many subjects, or to compare notes with peers, via Usenet than via any of the wannabe web forums full of people with too many letters on their CV and too many buzzwords in their brain. It's also one of the best places to find interesting discussion on many hobbies. Contrary to apparent popular opinion, not all of Usenet is binaries groups where people can rip material illegally if P2P is too hard for them to understand. Also contrary to apparent popular opinion, it is possible not to read all the virus/spyware/whatever posts!

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  11. *higher* signal-to-noise by bcrowell · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What alternate reality is this reporter living in? The usenet groups I follow (currently comp.lang.perl.tk and rec.music.makers.bowed-strings) have extremely high signal-to-noise ratios. That's also been my experience with pretty much every other group I've ever subscribed to, except that rec.music.makers.jazz did pass through a period of trolling and flamewars for a 6 months or so. And viruses -- !?!?!? What is he smoking? How the heck do you get a virus from usenet? You'd have to be totally brain-dead. I mean, sure, if you spend a lot of time surfing alt.binaries.warez.freefreefree, and blindly running everything with a EXE on the end....

    To me, usenet represents the safe, traditionalistic, slow-moving side of the internet. It's mostly populated by older people who know each other.

  12. useless? by skinfaxi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The article didn't make a lot of sense. He says:

    [it's full of thugs, imbeciles, etc...] "All this is true mostly of the Alt newsgroups, which were designed to have few inhibitions. Other groups, such as Comp, Sci, Soc and Humanities, fare much better, largely because they can be moderated. They contain lots of valuable stuff.

    But the rise in the signal-to-noise ratio among the Alt groups has made combing through the chatter a tedious process. So useless has Usenet's reputation become..." [blah, blah, blah]

    Is he talking about alt. groups or not? Why make a distinction and then act like usenet is nothing but alt.* ? Does he think it's like an ocean and you have to wade through all the alt groups to get to the moderated ones?

    I read usenet groups pretty much every day. I've never gotten a virus from usenet but then I don't download binaries, either.

    For instance: I like reading alt.horror for the goofy posts and pointers to movies I've never heard of. There are hundreds of posts there every day. Now I am a fan of Takashi Miike and Dario Argento, two great directors I'd never have heard of otherwise.

    When I'm stumped on a technical problem, whether computer or automobile related, and web searching doesn't help, often I can find the problem already solved on usenet. Or I can find a group to post to and get help.

  13. Re:Why lower prices? by infochuck · · Score: 4, Informative

    Usenet requires tons of bandwidth and storage, and serving it needs decent server hardware. I'm not sure anyone I know still uses it.

    Then you obviously don't know anyone worth knowing.

    Being an ISP today means giving the user the most bandwidth, the least downtime and the cheapest cost. Value added services such as e-mail accounts, web home, Usenet and even security utilities is better served by third parties.

    News flash: your ISP probably ALREADY (as I'm sure did Rogers) outsources your usenet access. Go ahead: ping news.myisp.com and see where it ACTUALLY goes. They buy a corporate subscription that is nowhere NEAR the cost of maintianing their own usenet servers.

  14. Not Unlike WWW? by EXTomar · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Its democratic dream offers no defence against viruses, spammers, criminals, hucksters or deranged individuals. Rummaging about in Usenet is like slumming through the tenderloin district during the plague years -- your chances of catching a computer virus or a handful of invitations to unspeakable sexual acts is much greater than finding what you were looking for in the first place.


    Not like the web supported internet at all right? Web pages offer defenses against virus, spammers, criminals, cheats, liars and swindlers! All web pages offer clear and concise information! You can never catch a virus from the web! And the web is chalk full of explicit stuff?

    Err...wait, what are they complaining about again that they want to get rid of Web..er..I mean Usenet? It seems to me both are different implementations that exhibit the same problems. If one wants to complain that offering Usenet is an expensive service they can no longer offer at cost that is one thing. It is something silly to suggest that Usenet has to be sacked because it offers the same problems the Internet in general features.
  15. alt.regrettable.step.is.is.is by kahei · · Score: 5, Funny


    alt.fading.usenet.dwindles.declines.ain't-what-it- was
    alt.remote.past.!dead.!gone.!forgotten
    alt.sacred.format.preserve.continue.cherish
    alt.noble.cry.resound.ring.echo:
    "alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb!"

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  16. free forums by Spamalope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Usenet is a discussion forum free of direct corporate control. In the comp.databases.*yourdatabase* group, critical messages don't disappear. Often the folks who wrote key parts of a system will answer technical questions. There are no flash ads, no shockwave, and no popups blocking your view of the content.

    Bandwidth is not an issue for a large ISP. Having a local server reduces the need for bandwidth, if your users use the local server. Of course if you don't inform new users anything about the service, much less provide client software or a web client, of course average folks will never find out about it.

    This is about control, not cost. Yahoo forums are controlled by Yahoo and generate Yahoo ad revenue. Yahoo posts won't be in Google groups. This is about Yahoo, the other comments are excuses.

  17. No defence...and no control either by mccalli · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Its democratic dream offers no defence against viruses, spammers, criminals, hucksters or deranged individuals

    ...and also offers no opportunity for centralised authority to be exercised. Web forums simply cannot offer the same protection.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  18. Re:Why lower prices? by woolio · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Because of competition, they'll spend it on service quality improvements for services their customers do use. If they pocketed it, they'd lose business.

    Being an ISP today means giving the user the most bandwidth, the least downtime and the cheapest cost.


    I thought the American trend was for the CEO to pocket half and spend the other half on mindless advertising to further brainwash customers that they are in fact better than their competitors.

    I'm not sure about your second point either. Most ISPs just seem to want to brainwash the customer in to thinking they are getting a ton of bandwidth. THE ISPs real plot is to sell the user as many services as possible for a monthless fee... (Such as "wireless" APs, "pop-up blockers", and the rest of the host of items that they charge monthly fees for fixed-cost items). Of course, these are considered "Value-Added" because they add value to shareholders, not to the customer.

    So, please don't try to deceive yourself or other readers about what is really happening. This ISP is just trying to find a way to increase their profits... The customer will not benefit from the removal of usenet service.

    Frankly, I'm still amazed that home cable/DSL users are still getting their own IP address... I figured long ago, they would have put everyone on a private network and used NAT and/or WWW proxies for access... Despite the financial cost, I suspect there are technical motovations for not doing this. (Such as scalability).
  19. Re:Why lower prices? by mike449 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What will the ISP do with thr money saved? Because of competition, they'll spend it on service quality improvements for services their customers do use. If they pocketed it, they'd lose business.

    This might have happened if Rogers weren't a monopoly in its market. In my area, DSL has much lower coverage and Rogers is the only choice for high-speed Internet.
    Yes, they will pocket the money and will not lose business. In fact, they have just increased their rates from 45 to 50 CAD/month for their 5Mbit service.

  20. Re:Sorry to hear this. by Fhqwhgadss · · Score: 5, Funny
    It probably means I'll have less pirated movies^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H stimulating late-night conversations.

    What exactly are "pirate stimulating late-night conversations?" and why would I want to have them?

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  21. Re:Sorry to hear this. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Funny
    What exactly are "pirate stimulating late-night conversations?"

    I suppose like, "Yarrr, matey, before we go sleep it off in our racks, pass me that bottle of rum and I'll tell ye o' the time we caught this fat merchant freighter off the coast, yarr..."

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  22. Re:Sorry to hear this. by Agrippa · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to this article you could post a picture of that to Usenet and probably satisfy somebody's sexual food fetish.

    .agrippa.

  23. Re:Sorry to hear this. by Zarquil · · Score: 4, Funny

    And there is the difference between USENET and Slashdot right there..

    On USENET, there is absolutely zero chance that someone would have failed to quote "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." This, of course, would be followed with an off topic conversation twenty threads long about whether Churchill ever said such a thing or not, finally ended when the entire thread degenerates to a discussion of Nazi's.

    On Slashdot, someone will backhandedly mention rum, sodomy and lashes, and from there we'll just drift off-topic three threads deep, moderators slamming us with "Offtopic" all the way while we slowly degenerate to a fascinating treatease on totalitarian regimes circa 1940.

    Frankly, I'm much more proud of my Slashdot contributions. If it weren't for bad karma, I'd have no karma at all!

        - Zarq