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Hubble Replacement on Slow Track

iamlucky13 writes "The targeted launch date for the James Webb Space Telescope, an infrared space observatory currently nearing the completion of the design stage, has been pushed back 2 years to help deal with a price tag that has grown to $4.5 billion. This advanced telescope is designed to build upon the achievements of the Hubble after its retirement, peering into deep space with it's large 6.5 meter primary mirror from the L2 point 1.5 million kilometers from earth. As the highest priority science mission on NASA's agenda, a decision was made to spread the extra cost over additional budget cycles rather than compromise it's instrument package. Regardless, some of the lower priority missions may feel the impact of the JWST cost growth."

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  1. energy is liberated through blasphemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Please remember that "Energy is liberated when an individual breaks through rules of conditioning with some glorious act of disobedience or blasphemy. This energy strengthens the spirit and gives courage for further acts of insurrection. Help me defile gOd and his name.

    Jehovah fucking Yahweh, I curse you in the name of Satan the Almighty. Evil lives in me and I walk with Satan all the days of my life cursing and mocking you god (the dog), filthy fucking maggot. My hate grows by the second as I dream of the day when you are under my feet begging for my cock.

    God I rape you and hurl blasphemy into your mind. I demand you to come down from heaven right now and get down on your stomach in front of me, lifting your asshole up to receive my cock. God I promise to fuck you and I long to rip your eyes out, kick you in the face, mutilate you, and bathing in your blood. Listen to me, I'm screaming
    in your ears to come to earth and in this room for I will have my way with you, oh most cursed god of heaven (you foul piece of shit). Satan is my God and he will force you to drink cum from my dick. I will never stop sinning and blaspheming your name, presents, existence, and most of all the rotten, putrid holy spirit that fucked the mother of gOd and pregnanted that slut with jesus christ.

    I stand before all the angles and saints, gOd, jesus fucking christ, mary the whore of gOd, the filthy holy spirit, and they are witnessing my denouncement of you gOd, and my ongoing blasphemy of the holy spirit. I am purposely cursing the holy spirit and its purity and will defy you god and the holy spirit all the wicked days of my sin filled life. My soul is full of evil thoughts and sins, its black with pure hatred of anything holy.

    God, I will find new ways to defile and blasphemy you, because I'm seeking evil every second of my life. That is all my mind can think about. You're pain is my desire, you're name I mock, your son I defy, your mother I fuck, and your spirit I cum in.

    The only prayers from me are prayers of hate and blasphemy, evil is a part of me, it dwells in my soul, cursing everything about you is the most important part of my existence, total darkness is inside of me. gOd I will rip you out of heaven and force you under my feet you fuck pig. You will listen to all my demands. I will slip into heaven and I will rape all the angels and saints and will kill them in your unholy putrid name. God I will kill you and bath in your blood. Holy spirit I demand you to listen to my hatred of your foul existence, drink my cum, and remember my blasphemy against you, you putrid, rotten, vile spirit of gOd.

    I'm the meaning of gOd's pain. This is the way that you will die dog gOd. It will be a slow death, the joy of killing you will make my cock hard, I know you will feel my showers of hate and you will feel extreme pain as I beat your body and make every inch of your body black and blue. I force you bastard Jehovah to the ground and I will
    put you under my feet where you belong, you putrid bastard. God you will try to run but I will strap you down and fuck your soul before I rip it out of your body. God "the dog", your life is worthless, for I'm the angel from your new God "Satan". I destroy everything holy, you are felling my hatred pierce your mind intensely, inferior god "dog" you fucking maggot. You will be screaming in pain as I strap you down under my feet, you will look up at me and I will piss down your throat.

    I'm so consumed with hatred of you that I will masturbate, and when I feel that I'm about to cum, I force my evil cock full of Satan's cum down your mouth and fill it up with my vile hot cum. I will be pumping your body full of my hot cum. Inside your brain is my blasphemy. The pressure in your skull begins push through your eyes,
    burning your flesh, and I laugh as it drips away. Heat burns your skin; your mind starts to boil with my blasphemy, and pure evil hatred of your fucking existence. You will not last long; it's just a matter of time until your ripped apart with my h

    1. Re:energy is liberated through blasphemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You know what's amazing? Even after you have done this, God will still love you.

    2. Re:energy is liberated through blasphemy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Dammit George! I thought I told you to stop posting on Slashdot.

      -Dick

    3. Re:energy is liberated through blasphemy by TallMatthew · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Yeah, you want to fuck God, we get it. Oh right, you want to do it really hard, too.

      Next time you want to take on Christians, rather than use a bunch of naughty words and images, which is only going to get patronizing "God loves even you" responses, point out their lack of reason, uptightness and general hatred for reality.

      And maybe you should talk to somebody about your budding homosexuality which apparently you're having problems with. And demand that your parents to pay attention to you once in a while.

  2. Re:$4.5 billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you just sit around in your own corner of the world sending ever bigger telescopes into space doing science, you're unlikely to have any islamic lunatics trying to kill you with suicide bombs and bioweapons. They aren't interested in an invasion and aren't going to set about killing themselves to try and hurt you without any sort of a reason.
    OTOH if you have a large military and station them all over the globe, which really annoys said islamic lunatics, they are going to try and kill you.

  3. In Soviet Russia... by rogerzilla · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Space watches YOU!!

  4. Re:$4.5 billion by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    are you really REALLY stupid?

  5. Does it by JustOK · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Does it run on linux?

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  6. it's - it it that freaking hard to learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    it's = it is
    its = possessive

    really, you make fun of people who can't grasp concepts that are much harder than that!!!

  7. Re:ST's falling out of favor? by powerful_in_il · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Excellent post! Thanks for injecting some facts and reason into the typically childish debate that comsumes so much of the bandwidth around here.

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  8. Re:$4.5 billion by pnewhook · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They're only trying to kill you because the US is trying to kill them.

    As a US citizen how would you feel if China, Korea, Iran and a few other nations had military bases on US soil? Probably wouldn't put up with it would you? Be pretty pissed and want to fight back. Well then why does the US have military bases in foreign lands? And don't give me any of this world police crap. Iran doesn't want a US sense of morality pushed down their throats any more than US citizens would want an Iranian one pushed down theirs.

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  9. Re:$4.5 billion by Cat_Byte · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you just sit around in your own corner of the world sending ever bigger telescopes into space doing science, you're unlikely to have any islamic lunatics trying to kill you with suicide bombs and bioweapons. They aren't interested in an invasion and aren't going to set about killing themselves to try and hurt you without any sort of a reason.

    You are waaaay off topic here but I'll reply to the new topic you started. That is exactly the thinking Clinton used while we were attacked 8 times by terrorists and the hijackers from 9/11 were training to attack for 6 years under his nose. They aren't after us because we're in Iraq or Afghanistan. They're after a way of life that opposes their radical belief. You can't ignore terrorism and hope it goes away.

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  10. History and Presidents by WindBourne · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I tend to believe that between reagan's and gwb's deficits, that yes, they may have killed us. Now, with that said, I am concerned that if we run it up too much, AND elect another GWB type at the wrong time, they may elect to start a war to hide things (wag the dog). It certainly would not be the first time that a president did that.

    One interesting time frame, was when the USSR invaded Afghanastan, Carter cut off USSR from easy credit and all grain. In doing that, we were economically killing off USSR. Reagan came in and rolled those back. That allowed the USSR beast to continue for another decade. Of course, this also allowed for glastnot and a slower pace decay, which may be why it ended fairly peacefully, instead of forcing the top admin to start a war.

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  11. Re:$4.5 billion by shrubya · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ah yes Bali, let's see... an 80+% Hindu city, full of western tourists, in an 80+% muslim country with lax borders and a corrupt US-friendly government. Nope, can't think of ANY reason why bombers would decide to attack there, not at all.

    Speaking of Indonesia, did you know that they, Egypt, and other muslim nations offered to send lots of peacekeeping troops to Iraq, allowing US forces to withdraw? The only condition was that they would be under the authority of the Iraqi government rather than ours. Guess who vetoed them?

    Yep, we're spending a billion a week over there just to stroke King George's ego. I think a few billion for science isn't unreasonable.

  12. Re:$4.5 billion by Cat_Byte · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They're only trying to kill you because the US is trying to kill them.
    Wrong, wrong, WRONG. Read up about the beliefs of Muslim extremists and how many times we were attacked during Clintons 8 years while we WEREN'T trying to kill them. 8 times!
    As a US citizen how would you feel if China, Korea, Iran and a few other nations had military bases on US soil?
    Uh...we don't have bases on their soil either. We're only based on allied territory or in war zones.
    Well then why does the US have military bases in foreign lands?
    You can thank the dictators from previous wars who drug us into battle for that.
    Iran doesn't want a US sense of morality pushed down their throats any more than US citizens would want an Iranian one pushed down theirs.
    You wouldn't want nuclear fallout from Iran any more than the US would.

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  13. It is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's is not possessive!