Revolution Roundtable
1up.com is running a piece talking to six professional game developers, where they discuss the possibilities and possible pitfalls of the Nintendo Revolution. From the article: "I don't think it will be difficult at all to make full length titles for the Revolution. First of all, Nintendo has hinted that they will provide an add-on for the controller that will mimic a "normal" controller, like the GameCube's Wavebird controller. Second, as long as the device is light, movement based input is not that tiresome. I have used a gyroscopic mouse for many years, and can successfully play many games with it. I would presume that games specifically tuned for the Revolution's controller will be easy to use for extended periods of time. As a bonus, gamers who play that long will end up with impressive looking forearms!"
At about 12:15pm on November 28th , Zonk posted an article about fixing the crashing XBox 360 with string, apparently oblivious to the fact that this story has already been posted yesterday. Add to this the fact that after the first posting of the story, there was a storyless gap of over ten hours, and it's difficult to see how Zonk could have missed this one.
By the way, if you've clicked on the first link above, you've probably noticed the cute little 'Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.' message. This is because after about five replies, Zonk attempted to destroy the evidence of his incompetence by pulling the story.
In fact, due to his heavy-handed gerrymandering, Zonk actually broke the link to his next story posting, Xbox 360 Has Nothing On Atari 2600 (posted at 12:34pm, November 28th), further crippling the site.
Well, Zonk, your revisionism won't work. Your idiocy is common knowledge here...in fact, it is legend. We are sick of you killing Slashdot one story at a time, with your moronic self-submissions, vapid game reviews, and, of course, the ubiquitous dupes, which should be rechristened 'zonks' in honor of their greatest benefactor.
Is anybody at the wheel there??? PLEASE do all of Slashdot a big favor and get rid of Zonk before he drives this damned site into an iceberg.
Thank you,
A Concerned Slashdot Reader.