Let's make a little list, shall we? According to your world view:
Anyone who posts something positive about TMM AC must really be TMM himself in disguise, and
Anyone who posts something positive about TMM non-AC must be one of his 'idiot fanboys'.
The AC in the GP was wrong....this is waaay past mere obsession...this is paranoid delusion, with a dash of persecution complex thrown in.
If TMM is so pathetic, why do you follow him around like a little dog everywhere he goes? Hmm?
And yes, we know it's you...just one sad little person, pretending to be an army of indignant ACs and purporting to speak for the slashdot community (what a laugh). Since you don't have the BALLS to post your whiny little rants unless as AC, we don't have a name...but we really don't need one, do we?
You accusing an AC of being TMM in disguise is the very definition of 'pot, meet kettle'.
And no, I'm not one of TMM's 'fanboys'. I myself do get sick of his relentless first-posting on occasion, but there's one thing I absolutely love him for:
- He's making some poor, pasty white 14-year old boy cry so hard he's getting snot all over his keyboard.
Fucking man up. If you don't like TMM, leave. Fuck, just leave anyway. No one here likes you (not that anyone ANYWHERE does).
Don't be too hard on him...it was Zonk, after all.
It's truly inspirational...how he constantly strives to overcome his congenital stupidity in his never-ending effort to write a cogent sentence. And this time, he came so close, too...if only he had actually read the article he posted...if he had only done his job this once, all this unpleasantness might have been avoided.
At about 12:15pm on November 28th , Zonk posted an article about fixing the crashing XBox 360 with string, apparently oblivious to the fact that this story has already been posted yesterday. Add to this the fact that after the first posting of the story, there was a storyless gap of over ten hours, and it's difficult to see how Zonk could have missed this one.
By the way, if you've clicked on the first link above, you've probably noticed the cute little 'Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.' message. This is because after about five replies, Zonk attempted to destroy the evidence of his incompetence by pulling the story.
In fact, due to his heavy-handed gerrymandering, Zonk actually broke the link to his next story posting, Xbox 360 Has Nothing On Atari 2600 (posted at 12:34pm, November 28th), further crippling the site.
Well, Zonk, your revisionism won't work. Your idiocy is common knowledge here...in fact, it is legend. We are sick of you killing Slashdot one story at a time, with your moronic self-submissions, vapid game reviews, and, of course, the ubiquitous dupes, which should be rechristened 'zonks' in honor of their greatest benefactor.
Is anybody at the wheel there??? PLEASE do all of Slashdot a big favor and get rid of Zonk before he drives this damned site into an iceberg.
At about 12:15pm on November 28th , Zonk posted an article about fixing the crashing XBox 360 with string, apparently oblivious to the fact that this story has already been posted yesterday. Add to this the fact that after the first posting of the story, there was a storyless gap of over ten hours, and it's difficult to see how Zonk could have missed this one.
By the way, if you've clicked on the first link above, you've probably noticed the cute little 'Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.' message. This is because after about five replies, Zonk attempted to destroy the evidence of his incompetence by pulling the story.
In fact, due to his heavy-handed gerrymandering, Zonk actually broke the link to his next story posting, Xbox 360 Has Nothing On Atari 2600 (posted at 12:34pm, November 28th), further crippling the site.
Well, Zonk, your revisionism won't work. Your idiocy is common knowledge here...in fact, it is legend. We are sick of you killing Slashdot one story at a time, with your moronic self-submissions, vapid game reviews, and, of course, the ubiquitous dupes, which should be rechristened 'zonks' in honor of their greatest benefactor.
Is anybody at the wheel there??? PLEASE do all of Slashdot a big favor and get rid of Zonk before he drives this damned site into an iceberg.
Not to mention downloading personality patches and add-ons. Want to be smooth with women? Fearless? A neat freak? A new personality is just a mouse click away. Serious shades of When Gravity Fails here.
According to the new, GPS-assisted measurements of the states in the Union, it appears that the actual area of Rhode Island is zero.
Apparently, the whole Rhode Island thing was just a hoax played on us by the Founding Fathers. Rhode Island doesn't exist, and never did, and any Rhode Islanders you think you may have met must have been just hallucinations.
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Let's make a little list, shall we? According to your world view:
The AC in the GP was wrong....this is waaay past mere obsession...this is paranoid delusion, with a dash of persecution complex thrown in.
If TMM is so pathetic, why do you follow him around like a little dog everywhere he goes? Hmm?
And yes, we know it's you...just one sad little person, pretending to be an army of indignant ACs and purporting to speak for the slashdot community (what a laugh). Since you don't have the BALLS to post your whiny little rants unless as AC, we don't have a name...but we really don't need one, do we?
You accusing an AC of being TMM in disguise is the very definition of 'pot, meet kettle'.
And no, I'm not one of TMM's 'fanboys'. I myself do get sick of his relentless first-posting on occasion, but there's one thing I absolutely love him for:
- He's making some poor, pasty white 14-year old boy cry so hard he's getting snot all over his keyboard.
Fucking man up. If you don't like TMM, leave. Fuck, just leave anyway. No one here likes you (not that anyone ANYWHERE does).
Don't be too hard on him...it was Zonk, after all.
It's truly inspirational...how he constantly strives to overcome his congenital stupidity in his never-ending effort to write a cogent sentence. And this time, he came so close, too...if only he had actually read the article he posted...if he had only done his job this once, all this unpleasantness might have been avoided.
But that's a bit much to ask of Zonk, isn't it?
At about 12:15pm on November 28th , Zonk posted an article about fixing the crashing XBox 360 with string, apparently oblivious to the fact that this story has already been posted yesterday. Add to this the fact that after the first posting of the story, there was a storyless gap of over ten hours, and it's difficult to see how Zonk could have missed this one.
By the way, if you've clicked on the first link above, you've probably noticed the cute little 'Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.' message. This is because after about five replies, Zonk attempted to destroy the evidence of his incompetence by pulling the story.
In fact, due to his heavy-handed gerrymandering, Zonk actually broke the link to his next story posting, Xbox 360 Has Nothing On Atari 2600 (posted at 12:34pm, November 28th), further crippling the site.
Well, Zonk, your revisionism won't work. Your idiocy is common knowledge here...in fact, it is legend. We are sick of you killing Slashdot one story at a time, with your moronic self-submissions, vapid game reviews, and, of course, the ubiquitous dupes, which should be rechristened 'zonks' in honor of their greatest benefactor.
Is anybody at the wheel there??? PLEASE do all of Slashdot a big favor and get rid of Zonk before he drives this damned site into an iceberg.
Thank you,
A Concerned Slashdot Reader.
At about 12:15pm on November 28th , Zonk posted an article about fixing the crashing XBox 360 with string, apparently oblivious to the fact that this story has already been posted yesterday. Add to this the fact that after the first posting of the story, there was a storyless gap of over ten hours, and it's difficult to see how Zonk could have missed this one.
By the way, if you've clicked on the first link above, you've probably noticed the cute little 'Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.' message. This is because after about five replies, Zonk attempted to destroy the evidence of his incompetence by pulling the story.
In fact, due to his heavy-handed gerrymandering, Zonk actually broke the link to his next story posting, Xbox 360 Has Nothing On Atari 2600 (posted at 12:34pm, November 28th), further crippling the site.
Well, Zonk, your revisionism won't work. Your idiocy is common knowledge here...in fact, it is legend. We are sick of you killing Slashdot one story at a time, with your moronic self-submissions, vapid game reviews, and, of course, the ubiquitous dupes, which should be rechristened 'zonks' in honor of their greatest benefactor.
Is anybody at the wheel there??? PLEASE do all of Slashdot a big favor and get rid of Zonk before he drives this damned site into an iceberg.
Thank you,
A Concerned Slashdot Reader.
Microsoft sues Carl Sagan for...well, they don't need a reason...so there!
Was it actually a tantrum? Did he hurl himself to the floor, kicking and screaming? Or did he just hold his breath until he turned purple?
A winner is you.
#4: The Doors, Break On Through to the Other Side
In my mad rush for 1st post, I omitted the word 'got'. First line was supposed to read 'finally got here'.
I'm so ashamed.
Someone hold me. I need to be held.
Finally here
First post, just as I should be
Suck it down, baby.
Not to mention downloading personality patches and add-ons. Want to be smooth with women? Fearless? A neat freak? A new personality is just a mouse click away. Serious shades of When Gravity Fails here.
Honestly, I think you're putting a little too much effort into this...either that, or too little...
They've got that stage thing right where all the lines intersect...when I was ten, I stood on it and was in four states at once.
Geosynchronous (geostationary orbit):
35,786 kilometers (or)
19,323 nautical miles (or)
22,241 statute miles
I think you screwed that up. It's a classic trick question, like "Why can't a man living in Michigan be buried west of the Mississippi River?".
Clever up, frood.
Make it happen.
No, really...look at him.
Apparently, the whole Rhode Island thing was just a hoax played on us by the Founding Fathers. Rhode Island doesn't exist, and never did, and any Rhode Islanders you think you may have met must have been just hallucinations.
Fingers fly like mad
Twenty second time limit???
God damn you Hemos
Thanks...too bad that site's slashdotted too, now. :/
(Note: I work in a building without AC...it was 97 degrees in here yesterday when I came up with this brainstorm. :P )
Guess I'll try again after lunch.
Apparently he's all muscle (no bones, viscera, or skin).
Sorry...must have forgotten my sarcasm tags.