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Microsoft Launches Anti-Virus Public Beta
Chris Gondek writes "The Register has a story reporting that Microsoft has released a free beta of its upcoming anti-virus application. According to Microsoft, the new anti-virus application known as Windows OneCare Live is 'like taking your PC in for a tune up at the service station'. Microsoft announced in May that it would be releasing an anti-virus application based on software developed by GeCad, a Romanian anti-virus company that Microsoft purchased several years ago." More details from InformationWeek.
Sheesh, look at how many times the word 'beta' appears on that page. They're trying to out-beta Google...
Be a real patriot: Question authority. Think for yourself. Formulate your own conclusions.
How would changing the oil and brake fluid on my PC make it more secure?
"The company that invented software vulnerability has launched a new AntiVirus application. Microsoft executives say the new initiative, when combined with the relaxed security in such products as Office, Internet Explorer, IIS, and Outlook Express, allows the company's revenue streams to come full circle; making them both the cause-of and solution-to most of your computer's security problems."
Both Microsoft AntiSpyware and the Malicious Software Removal Tool remove the Sony rootkit.
Doesn't mean they'll continue too, though.
Yeah. Now there's a trip to the service station I'd like to see.
"So, what kind of car is it?"
"It's an '03 Nissan Maxima."
"And... you say there's some kind of problem with the steering?"
"Well, yeah. Actually, it ran great for about twelve minutes, then it seemed to just take on a life of its own and started trying to run other cars off the road."
(pause)
"I don't think it'll pass inspection like this."
Maybe I could make a deal with Linus to toss some bugs into the kernel so that I can sell antivirus software. He'd get appropriate kickbacks of course.
I don't know, but such conspicuous miscarriages inevitably lead the company to post record quarterly profits.
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
Indeed, how dare they release MS Paint to compete with photoshop!
You don't sleep. You call 9-1-1.
'like taking your PC in for a tune up at the service station'
Yeah, folks break into my car all the time because only the glove box is secure. Exploits to defeat my door locks with a bic pen and rabid goat are all over the Internet. Then the bad guys store porno in my trunk to sell later and rent out time on my engine. I regularly take my car to the service station to have it tuned up because of this.
I hadn't heard this before (apparently been living under a rock).
Googled and found Microsoft will wipe Sony's 'rootkit'
but it says (my emphasis)
Microsoft will update its security tools to detect and remove part of the copy protection tools installed on PCs when some music CDs are played.
as of the story on 11/13 -- have they made this update yet? What "part" of the rootkit does it remove?
There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.
I am an idiot
* don't actually have one of these. sorry.
So this would make their usual OS as "Microsoft Anti-Public Virus Beta"?
the more accurate the calculations became, the more the concepts tended to vanish into thin air. R. S. Mulliken