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RIAA vs Linux and DVDs

PlayfullyClever writes "The entertainment industry has put itself on the fast-track to destruction, using well-proven tactics as explained in Preventing DVD Playback on Linux Like Prohibition in the 1920's. Are their heavy-handed tactics to lock up and control everything we touch signs of plain old human stubborness?" Or more likely- greed.

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  1. This article.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... besides making no sense whatsoever, is depressingly difficult to masturbate to.

    1. Re:This article.... by Cylix · · Score: 2, Funny

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  2. What he say? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > The entertainment industry has put itself on the fast-track to destruction,

    ...it have no chance to survive, make its time?

    (Someone had to say it.)

    1. Re:What he say? by temojen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Move and Second DMCA
      For great justice?

    2. Re:What he say? by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Main screen turn off!
      All your baNO CARRIER

  3. Re:Who's doing what to whom when how? by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prohibition in the 1920s was actually very successful at preventing DVD playback on Linux, so I guess the thinking is that it's a pretty good model to go with.

    Unfortunately, it's kinda tricky:

    Step One: Don't invent the DVD yet.

    Step...

    D'oh!

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  4. It was said well enough long ago by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny
    Those who refuse to learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.

    I just wish they'd hurry up and die from their mistakes so something better can come along.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  5. Re:Learn to preview.. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the love of god, don't read that article. I just did and I swear it was so utterly terribly it actually made me dumber. I RTFA from the original post and went away thinking that it would probably be the worst piece of nonsense I encountered this month (I don't read blogs, or I'd encounter a lot more similarly craptacular "articles"), boy did this prove me wrong. I wish I could un-read it.

  6. dude, it's the *corporations* by igotmybfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah man, it's the corporations... they're like, taking over and stuff. if we could just like, get together, and show the corporations that we don't need their profit-mongering and extortion and capitalism, then that would show them!

  7. Re:Wrong **AA? by BushCheney08 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only thing that makes me stop short of thinking that's exactly what it is is the lack of the "word" "Rediculous".

    And what's wrong with the word "rediculous"? Balki used it all the time.

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  8. Re:Fear more than greed by JoeLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    The guy who beat two sticks together needed more cowbell.

  9. Wow. by DdJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have to work hard to be that incoherent. Even if I'm already drunk.

  10. Re:Fear more than greed by Golias · · Score: 3, Funny

    The things you own end up owning you.
    - Tyler Durden


    I'd like to be owned by a big mansion, a yact, and a Lotus Esprit Turbo, please. Where do I post my "for sale" sign?

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    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  11. speak for yourself kiddo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

  12. Re:Fear more than greed by fatcatman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Especially since he can't spell "yacht".

    (at least he got "Esprit" right...)

  13. Re:Fear more than greed by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, our market surveys show the only interested buyers are a one bedroom apartment, a used kayak, and a lime green Geo Metro....

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  14. Re:Who's doing what to whom when how? by sd_diamond · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do know that the open-source liquor industry has gone way downhill since Prohibition was lifted.

  15. Re:Who's doing what to whom when how? by RaNdOm+OuTpUt · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well then 1. Tell people to have three-step lists with the last step being "Profit!!!" 2. ??? 3. Profit!!!

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  16. Re:Learn to preview.. . by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think you have to read the related article to get the RIAA link. {a href=http://lxer.com/module/newswire/lf/view/48802 />The RIAA - Hollywood - DRM - Linux Suicide Pact
    The RIAA - Hollywood - DRM - Linux Suicide Pact
    How to get twice the karma or whoring without looking like you do.
  17. Re:Open Source Beer by sd_diamond · · Score: 5, Funny

    THIS RECIPE LICENSED UNDER THE GPL.

    Great. Now I won't be able to drink it while using MS Word.