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Yet Another Holiday Gift Guide
ptorrone writes "I was tired of seeing all the gift guides that had a lot of useless junk, since I work at MAKE Magazine I thought I'd try another approach and write a gift guide for holidays that might be useful for people that like to make stuff." Most of the stuff here is under a hundred bucks. There are many great ideas in there that could get you on your way to some stupid hack.
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: God I demand your presents in front of me as my soul fills with
: blasphemous thought of you. My cock is hard and getting harder as my
: mind goes to down to the depths of hell. I go there to defy all
: holiness and beg Satan to take my mind body and soul. The
: filthy "mother of dog" mary, I also demand you're your presents
: because I want you to know how I plan to fill your filthy nasty cunt
: with cum impregnating you. Mary when you are giving birth, I will
: grab jesus christ your putrid son by his throat restricting his
: breath with one hand and with the other I will punch you in your
: stomach as hard as I can forcing your rotten son out of you cunt. I
: will hold your son up in the air and slice his fucking little cock
: off and placing his cock in your cunt while I hold christ's bleeding
: body and the hole that is now where his cock was over your mouth. The
: blood of gOd will be pouring down mary's throat. I will still be
: punching you until you are black and blue all over. God the father
: will be watching and I will stop just before I kill you because all
: the demons in hell will fuck you every second, which will cause you
: to curse the name of gOd while you drink gallons of evil cum. I will
: put you mary the mother of dog on gOds alter in heaven and fuck you
: in front of gOd. After I'm done fucking you and bruising every inch
: of your body, I will kick you aside and drag gOd by the balls up to
: his alter. After I shit in gOd's face, I will place his foul retched
: body on the alter and call upon the holy spirit to witness my skin
: that fuck pig alive.
: Hurting gOd is my goal, blasphemy gOd in his church is my goal,
: gutting gOds body is my goal, cumming down gOds throat is my goal,
: aborting jEsUs cHrIsT is my goal, spitting in gOds face is my goal,
: punching and kicking gOd until his body is all black and blue, is my
: goal, killing anything holy is my goal, hearing gOd pray to Satan is
: my goal, sticking my cock in gOds ass and filling it with cum is my
: goal, taking a knife and sticking it in gOd's ass and cutting his
: body through his neck and into gOd's rotten brains is my goal, eating
: gOd's brains and shitting them out of my asshole is my goal. Feeding
: my shit that has gOd's brains in it to mary is my goal, smearing my
: cum shit and piss all over the holy spirit of gOd is my goal, cursing
: and blasphemous thoughts of the holy spirit every second I'm alive is
: my goal, to purposely blasphemy the holy spirit because gOd said it
: is unforgivable sin is my goal, defiling and defecating holy symbols
: of gOd is my goal, placing gOd's under my feet is my goal, mocking
: cursing jesus christ's name and presents is my goal, sinning and
: hurting gOd for Satan my master is my goal, ripping wings off angels
: and filling their mouths with cum is my goal, and having all the
: demons in hell come into my body and use it for pleasurable
: fornication against all holiness is my goal.
: You see gOd you filthy fucker I want to go to hell. I walk in the
: valley of evil cursing god with no fear because Satan is in my soul.
: I pray to Satan to become part of me while in my mind heart and soul
: I take anything holy and for gOd out of me and replace that filthy
: vile holiness with unthinkable blasphemy and pure hatred of gOd's
: soul. I will always walk with Satan cursing god and praying that my
: soul gets blacker and filled with evil all the days of my life. So
: gOd joins me and witnesses my doings.
: gOd you are a piece of shit you are less then a dog and you are
: listening to me right now. Listening to my complete defiling and
: denying, but most of all my blasphemy of the holy spirit. Satan takes
: total control of every inch of me. Satan is my savior and lives in my
: body where he will live forever. Satan ad's me in sinning and helps
: me deliver other souls to hell making them deny gOd. I feel almighty
: Satan g
FOAD, jackass. I hope somebody burns down your house so you don't have anywhere to put Christmas lights up. You could still fake it on your website.
Ya mispelled cheap bastards
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
This made me really furious and got myself to login and post. Which by itself is quiet christmas miracle.
I actually can't spot the whole point of the post, or what kind of interest nerds might have on this subject. Does this happen often? That there are posts from people that actually could achive financial profit from the Slashdot effect? Cause if that's the deal then I might consider some other place to fetch my news.
Anyways that page even looks like a one shitty catalog with too much information on it. I prefer more pictures on catalogs than text that covers half of it.
Too bad that there is nothing to do for this. Even though this post would disappear they already got lots of viewers to their pages. It's always the money that makes you shake a leg.
go suck a railroad spike.