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Yet Another Holiday Gift Guide
ptorrone writes "I was tired of seeing all the gift guides that had a lot of useless junk, since I work at MAKE Magazine I thought I'd try another approach and write a gift guide for holidays that might be useful for people that like to make stuff." Most of the stuff here is under a hundred bucks. There are many great ideas in there that could get you on your way to some stupid hack.
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: God I demand your presents in front of me as my soul fills with
: blasphemous thought of you. My cock is hard and getting harder as my
: mind goes to down to the depths of hell. I go there to defy all
: holiness and beg Satan to take my mind body and soul. The
: filthy "mother of dog" mary, I also demand you're your presents
: because I want you to know how I plan to fill your filthy nasty cunt
: with cum impregnating you. Mary when you are giving birth, I will
: grab jesus christ your putrid son by his throat restricting his
: breath with one hand and with the other I will punch you in your
: stomach as hard as I can forcing your rotten son out of you cunt. I
: will hold your son up in the air and slice his fucking little cock
: off and placing his cock in your cunt while I hold christ's bleeding
: body and the hole that is now where his cock was over your mouth. The
: blood of gOd will be pouring down mary's throat. I will still be
: punching you until you are black and blue all over. God the father
: will be watching and I will stop just before I kill you because all
: the demons in hell will fuck you every second, which will cause you
: to curse the name of gOd while you drink gallons of evil cum. I will
: put you mary the mother of dog on gOds alter in heaven and fuck you
: in front of gOd. After I'm done fucking you and bruising every inch
: of your body, I will kick you aside and drag gOd by the balls up to
: his alter. After I shit in gOd's face, I will place his foul retched
: body on the alter and call upon the holy spirit to witness my skin
: that fuck pig alive.
: Hurting gOd is my goal, blasphemy gOd in his church is my goal,
: gutting gOds body is my goal, cumming down gOds throat is my goal,
: aborting jEsUs cHrIsT is my goal, spitting in gOds face is my goal,
: punching and kicking gOd until his body is all black and blue, is my
: goal, killing anything holy is my goal, hearing gOd pray to Satan is
: my goal, sticking my cock in gOds ass and filling it with cum is my
: goal, taking a knife and sticking it in gOd's ass and cutting his
: body through his neck and into gOd's rotten brains is my goal, eating
: gOd's brains and shitting them out of my asshole is my goal. Feeding
: my shit that has gOd's brains in it to mary is my goal, smearing my
: cum shit and piss all over the holy spirit of gOd is my goal, cursing
: and blasphemous thoughts of the holy spirit every second I'm alive is
: my goal, to purposely blasphemy the holy spirit because gOd said it
: is unforgivable sin is my goal, defiling and defecating holy symbols
: of gOd is my goal, placing gOd's under my feet is my goal, mocking
: cursing jesus christ's name and presents is my goal, sinning and
: hurting gOd for Satan my master is my goal, ripping wings off angels
: and filling their mouths with cum is my goal, and having all the
: demons in hell come into my body and use it for pleasurable
: fornication against all holiness is my goal.
: You see gOd you filthy fucker I want to go to hell. I walk in the
: valley of evil cursing god with no fear because Satan is in my soul.
: I pray to Satan to become part of me while in my mind heart and soul
: I take anything holy and for gOd out of me and replace that filthy
: vile holiness with unthinkable blasphemy and pure hatred of gOd's
: soul. I will always walk with Satan cursing god and praying that my
: soul gets blacker and filled with evil all the days of my life. So
: gOd joins me and witnesses my doings.
: gOd you are a piece of shit you are less then a dog and you are
: listening to me right now. Listening to my complete defiling and
: denying, but most of all my blasphemy of the holy spirit. Satan takes
: total control of every inch of me. Satan is my savior and lives in my
: body where he will live forever. Satan ad's me in sinning and helps
: me deliver other souls to hell making them deny gOd. I feel almighty
: Satan g
most of this stuff is pretty hard to do.
I think my family would be upset if I gave them makefiles for their gifts instead of the gifts themselves... :P
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TheOpenCD download - a few cents of ISP bills
Blank CD - dimes or less
Not having to disinfect my relative's PCs every few months - priceless
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
The 3rd Generation Ipod idea is great. I still have my 3G. Besides looking awesome (completley white in the front with ALL touch-sensitive buttons. It also looks bad ass when the backlight is on because the buttons glow red) it was the Linux Project's origional goal.
My mom said she wanted something for Christmas that would make her happy, I'm planning to build a dopamine molecule with toothsticks.
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Just got my renewal notice today. I know there are some who like it and some who hate it. I am not too fond of MAKE and I find it quite an interesting coincidence that just around the time the first year of MAKE is almost over -- translate to: we have to all renew -- there is a shashdot post from a MAKE contributor. Good marketing. Very subliminal... Still, I will probably not renew. Go ahead, shoot me now.
I want to get this for my SO so bad, just so I can take a picture of her face when she opens it. The only problem is she will then proceed to beat me with her new PVC whackin' stick, so maybe not.
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
I was tired of seeing all the gift guides that had a lot of useless junk
me too, I just didnt expect to find one on slashdot , cheers Taco!
serenity now!
Just get your son/daughter/niece/nephew/wife/girlfriend/uncle/au nt/mom/dad/secretary/prostitute/other-person an iPod nano/video for Christmas. It worked every year for me.
Viable Slashdot alternatives: https://pipedot.org/ and http://soylentnews.org/
Christmas Projector: $10
1/2 Roll Duct Tape: $2
Leftover Wires: $0
Fooling the World: PRICELESS!
Cost me a LOT more $$$ this time around (the webcams are a grand apiece), but hey, at least it is real this time. And note that theme for 2005 is Christmas Lights for Celiac as I try to raise money for the University of Maryland to find a cure for this malady.
Hulk SMASH Celiac Disease
...not to buy a crappy present.
Is Slashdot so buried inside political correctness that you are afraid to offend jews by using the "CHRISTMAS" word ?
FOAD, jackass. I hope somebody burns down your house so you don't have anywhere to put Christmas lights up. You could still fake it on your website.
For example, this is neat.
A variable 40W grounded soldering iron with replaceable element and a 0.8mm tip? FOR $35?! Where do I sign up?
Maybe not for true professionals, but even this would be a nice iron for just thier home projects. I already have a dual-tempreture Radio Shack, but I want to give this to myself for Christmas.
They mention an RFID kit from PhidgetsUSA in their list which look kind of cool (and they are definitely pretty cheap), but they only have the ability to be read like 1-4 inches away. Does anyone know good suppliers of RFIDs (readers & chips) that work in larger distances. I would love to make a tracking kit for objects around the home, i.e. keys and such, but this would require much longer distances to be any use. I have looked around some, but can't find any good ones, it seems you have to be in the business of ordering tons of RFIDs if you want to buy anything decent. And of course there's the FCC license thing, but this is slashdot... so let's not worry about that for now. Any insight would be appreciated.
Anyone know how the Griffin SmartDeck works? It appears to be a cassette deck adaptor that can respond to (changes in tension?) cassette deck commands, and relay them to an iPod.
The iPod shuffle (and the even cheaper thumbdrive form-factor MP3 players with drag-and-drop) is proof that you don't need much internal space to make an MP3 player.
Once upon a time, the Mobiblu folks (yeah, the same guys who did the 1-inch-cube MP3 player) built a player into the form of a cassette adaptor.
I'd like to wedge the Griffin SmartDeck's ability to use the tape player's controls into the form factor of the MobiBLU DAH-220 form factor, perhaps with the buttons carved into the shell of the "tape". No staticy FM-adaptor stuff. No dangly wires.
Something like this (or the sequel, here), but without the problems that caused this guy to give up and end up with a more dangly solution?
As far as I can tell, some tape decks respond well to this sort of treatment, and some require that the tape adaptor have the full-size gears/etc. to maintain proper tension.
The ideal product would fit in the tape's form factor, and use the tape's built-in buttons. No need to teach the old dogs any new tricks - it'd just work like a 900-minute cassette tape capable of infinitely-fast fast-forward/rewind, that would never break. (Every 5-10 hours, you'd eject the "tape", carry it inside with you, and recharge it (and fiddle with the music on it) by means of USB.)
Anyone ever tried this, and if so, how far did you get?
The coolest gadget I have seen so far this Christmas is this USB Rocket Launcher. I had picked one up in the shop before I remembered that I live on my own and I've got no-one to shoot them at!
Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
Ya mispelled cheap bastards
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
cheap bastards
cheap bastard
Fixed that typo for ya, cause it says right there above the story: Posted by CmdrTaco
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o0t!
I've been making a pic based version of spokepov from scratch. This is the first I've heard of the kits, and it seems like a great deal. There's a lot of wiring without a PCB, and $35 for a complete kit including PCB is a great price.
I have been looking for either a DIY FM transmitter for the pc, or an inexpensive one that I can increase the range on. I remember an older slashdot story that had one that was something on the order of 2 watts, but googling has turned up very little (so far I have found extraneous FM devices, and all the PC based ones are mostly irrelevant results.)
:)
Therefore, just in time for Christmas, the perfect slashdot article!
Try to hack my 31337 firewall!
LEGO Robotics Invention System 2.0
It looks like a big claw/arm
Picture
Back in my day it was called the Armatron
I didn't know that they made a Mobile Armatron
Since battery rechargers were pretty bad back in the day, I killed an excessive number of alkaline D-Cells playing with my Armatron.
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
Personally. I think that everyone should forget lego mindstorms and go for Vex Robotics. This kit is a full fledged robot waiting to be built. No more having to worry about only being able to use three sensors and two motors. http:http://www.radioshack.com/product/index.jsp?p roductId=2104567&cp=&pg=2&kw=vex&parentPage=search _ sculpture.cfm
If that doesn't tickle your fancy why not try a scrap metal toy. This is a neat piece of art work that uses rare earth magnets to hold the metal pieces together. http://www.toymagnets.com/gifts/gizmo_scrap_metal
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
That's the only thing I want to make for Xmas.
I asked my relatives not to get me or my wife anything for Christmas. It's not as if anyone puts much thought into it anyway, so why waste the time and money and future storage space in my house? I've pleaded with my wife to get her relatives to stop giving us stuff. I really don't understand why people bother. I hate getting crap I don't want. It just underlines how little they are interested in who I am. I wish they'd give money to charities instead. As my wife has insisted on buying me stuff every year despite my pleading, I broke down and wrote out a long list for her to choose from so she can have packages to wrap for me and I don't have to bite my tongue on Xmas morn.
Remember, don't give CD's!
http://www.whatacrappypresent.com/
Save your wallet.
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Here is the PVC flamsthrower project. Great for frying Zerglings!
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-- Pablo Picasso
And if they want to exchange their gifts you can include a handy little sed file:
s/gift1/gift2/g
Engineering is the art of compromise.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
Um, which holiday is this gift guide meant for?
this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
I've noticed that right now there are a shitload of *very* heavy duty Proliants available (Ebay, ubid, etc.) that are all coming off 5 year leases from dot-com companies with too much money and not enough sense. I got myself a nice Christmas present just recently for an insanely low price.
"The Bread Builders" (book)
Just the thing for loafing around in the back yard and won't cost you much dough, not that I knead it that much.
Seriously, a chapter on Pizza Crusts is probably nearer and dearer to our hearts. I've fiddled around with them for years before finding, not a pizza stone, but a big flat piece of iron, scattered with a little corn meal is nearly ideal. It takes a while to get it up to temperature in a home oven, but it never fails to please.
what i'd really like for christmas is a way to stop winxp from flashing those damn failed processes
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
he took your mom behind the dumpster at K-Mart.
Having your relatives discover what a cheap #$*@! you are, constantly getting phone calls about how to do this or how to do that, making your relatives so frustrated at playing sysadmin all night after they get home from work that they bypass you and call Geek Squad to reinstall Windows for them... WORTHLESS!!!
P.S. - This PC BS of substituting the word "holiday" for the word "Christmas" everywhere is merely Newspeak. What a subtle and insidious way to get consumer whores to spend spend spend without giving a thought to Jesus, the reason for the season! The ACLU and their friends think that they can destroy Christianity by removing all references to it from public life, thereby wiping it from our cultural memories.
We recommend the Nut-O-Mat 3000 for Christmas. This new model, from Wundo Electronics, features the finest lunatic sensors on the market. The patented "Mad Thoughts X7" detector, which can spot a delusion, psychosis and even some neuroses at up to fifteen feet, is included as is the "Jabbering Relative" sensor net, which can spot the lunatic relative at a family gathering in time for you to get out of the way. This new model runs off of ten AA batteries and features a handsome shoulder strap in six designer colors.
Just look at our testimonials!
"I bought the Nut-O-Mat 3000 in preparation for Christmas, and it spotted my uncle who believes you can turn water into unlimited power by brain waves. It saved me an hour of 'those physicists don't know nothin', let me show you why I know better!"
P. Albran, New Jersy NJ
"The Nut-O-Mat 3000 saved me from two crazy boyfriends. One turned out to be a UFO enthusiast, while the other thought he was good in bed."
N. Walker, Braintree MA
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
got oa thrift store, get the uglies dree you can find. Maybe something with a stain, and definatly the wrong size.
Put it in a very nice box, and have it wrapped professional in expensive paper. Something gold.
Set it where she can see it. Anticipation is great.
Get something VERY Nice that can be put under some paper that the dress sits on in the box.
Take a picture just as she opens the box and sees the stained monstrousity.
This is not only funny, but you will get to see the fake 'oh it's nice ' face. Always good to know.
Then when she setis it aside, point out the other gift.
this is very funny, but be sure the other gift really is nce. Like diamond earings, or a gift card for a new car.
I did this to my third wife...
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thank you very much for the MAKE magazine advertisement.
i know, this will get modded down, but that's because it's right. i mean, come on, it's so obvious "i work for this company, and they have a great article. read this article that i made for the company that pays me! The more readers i get for my columns, the more likely i will get promoted! so therefore, i think i'll post on slashdot and get free publicity!"
i mean, really i wouldn't even post something like this for one of the open source projects i have started.
...the day where the world huffs and puffs and feigns sorrow, but doesn't commit to make admittedly tough lifestyle changes in order to stop this deadly disease cold. They'd rather die than admit the defeat of the sexual revolution. I have the cure for AIDS! Except for freak accidents, you won't get AIDS if you don't use dirty needles or limit your intimate relations to your spouse. Anyone know of a cheaper and more reliable cure?
Actually it is programmable hence it's a robot. It offers ultrasonic, infrared, encoders, and line following sensors.
Ooo man the floppy drive is broken. No wait. The computer is just upside down.
Please post your purchases from the MAKE gift guide under my christmas tree.
I thought this was a guide that listed novel things I could make to give people as gifts, not a list of finished or almost finished products for others to add on to their projects. Talk about disappointed.
That's fine, but if they examine content and route based on it, they should lose their common carrier status. That's the trade off. If you judge value based on the content, then you are responsible for the content as a trading partner.
I agree that "geek gift guides" too often are really "early adopters with rich friends/relatives gift guides." I just finished posting my own advice for getting geeks gifts here: http://ideasinprogress.blogspot.com/2005/12/geek-g ift-ideas.html
Feel free to send it to your relatives who always buy you socks.
No dredel for you!
Can those guys teach me how to make a copy of Ready Made?
"Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
You can make great didgeridoos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didgeridoo) from PVC pipe.
r idoo.html
, if you pratice a bit.
Have fun!
Here's an explanation on how to make one: http://www.didjshop.com/shop1/make_your_own_didge
Then you'll have to learn how to play on it, it's not too hard, and you might even master circular breathing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_breathing)
Well, speaking for those on the other side of the pond, it would be nice if our magazines arrived in a timely manner - the bookstore had them a month before mine arrived in the mail...
For anyone one looking for gift ideas in the UK a couple of friends of mine have come up with the very handy http://www.giftgen.com/. Suitable for geek gifts as well as all the other relatives.
It does "free" gift ideas as well, including things you can make.
The spirit of the season is hitting hard, isn't it Mr Scrooge?
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There comes a guy, replies politely, offers his personal attention and what do you do? You rubish is
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Look Dostoievsky, you don't write a quick note the same way you write the great USian novel, to use his style in a quick note to rubish him as editor is completely ludicrous.
IANAL but write like a drunk one.