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.xxx Domain Remains in Limbo

datemenatalie writes "CNN.com reports that the Inernet Corporation of Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) is still awaiting the decision of an advisory committee regarding .xxx domains. According to the article, "ICANN announced in June it would move ahead with plans to evaluate establishing a sex-site domain, but the proposal hit a snag in August when the U.S. Commerce Department asked for more time to hear objections." ICANN's president Paul Tworney was unable to say when a formal decision might be announced."

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  1. This just in! by ReformedExCon · · Score: 4, Funny

    General Franco STILL DEAD!

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  2. ICANN by sloths · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean I CANN't look at porn anymore???

    :(

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    1. Re:ICANN by sloths · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't you mean perveyors?

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    2. Re:ICANN by MoriaOrc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is everyone so goddam punny today? (I wan't to hit myself for that one)

    3. Re:ICANN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ICANN't believe they misspelled "internet".

    4. Re:ICANN by bmgoau · · Score: 3, Funny

      Project Manager: Alright, in light of the Churchs and concerned citizens feelings on the issue of pornography online, we have decided to do the best we can as an organization and insist that all pronographic sites be moved to a new domain, so that they can be very easily blocked thus meaning that...

      Conservatist: Hold on a gawd damn minute, this is an outrage we will not allow it!

      Project Manager: My apologies, is there a specific problem with the idea?

      Conservatist: Absolutly! its a horrible idea!

      Project Manager: Im sorry sir, i dont quite understand, using the method i described we can make it much easier for people to be protected again profanity, is that not what you have been lobbying for?

      Conservatist: Absolutly! This is exactly the kind of progress we wanted, however i wont be one to see progress in either the right or wrong direction around here, which is why we must object

      Project Manager: Im not quite sure you understand sir, we are trying to help keep chil...

      Conservatist: Your about an inch away from going to hell young man, we dont care for your so called "logic" and "deduction", we know the truth is that by making profanity easier to protect against, its more likely to be seen.

      Project Manager: im sorry sir, your being totally unreasonable, many many people have put their own time into developing this stradagry, and we believe its the best move we can make at this time. As you can see the majority of people are in favour of this ide...

      Conservatist: I DONT CARE, I know im being illogical, irrational and am bassically shooting myself in the foot, but by god me and my friends are going to take this one to the top! RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE RABLE....

      Project Manager: (cries)

  3. In Limbo by umbrellasd · · Score: 5, Funny

    How low can it go!?

    1. Re:In Limbo by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1, Funny

      How low can it go!?

      First you spread your limbo feet
      Then you move to limbo beat
      Limbo ankolimboneee,
      Bend back like a limbo tree
      Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
      Jack go unda limbo stick

  4. Slashdot.xxx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot.xxx only for articles on device dissections like Xboxes and PSP with the cover off. Maybee even Source code... how sexy.

  5. pr0n is TRASH by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think they should put ALL sex sites on this .xxx domain. And, yes, I know that U.S. laws won't do jack for sites that are elsewhere in the world, but that is exactly why the U.S. should retain complete control of ICANN and the domain name system, without giving in to anybody. This is how to solve the problem of pr0n getting into schools, public libraries, and your child's computer: The U.S. says, ok, any sex related site has to go on the .xxx domain. All sex sites have six months to comply and move their site in its entirety to this domain. Then, a government office is set up where government officials comb through the Internet with a big comb, a la Space Balls. Any sex site that is found in a non .xxx domain will have its domain name revoked immediately and the government will immediately go after them if they're in the U.S. or will work with foreign officials to make their life really, really suck. Those who go on the .xxx domain will have no problems and they can put whatever pr0n they want on there for all ya'll's enjoyment. Public libraries, parents, businesses, and whoever else who doesn't want pr0n in their place will have a simple task of blocking .xxx domains.

    Get rid of that fscking stuff... Because you should just get your own anyway.

    1. Re:pr0n is TRASH by jotux · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then, a government office is set up where government officials comb through the Internet with a big comb

      Where do I sign up for that job?

    2. Re:pr0n is TRASH by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I know you're joking, but many Europeans find it hilarious how those in the US who go on the most about bringing "freedom" to Iraq and Afghanistan are often amongst the leaders in wanting to limit freedom in America."

      I don't find it hilarious, not even a bit. I find it sad.

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  6. GIVE US OUR PORN DOMAIN! by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give it to the people or we'll riot to get it!

  7. Re:.xxx - worse than nothing by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is, if we can actually define porn. Beach pics? Lingerie ads? A hand, 6" one way or the other, is the line between porn, and sales.

        Reminds me of the great late Bill Hicks... "The US Supreme Court defines 'pornography' as 'any act without artistic merit that causes sexual thougths'. Mmmm... sounds like every God damned commercial on TV these days to me!"

  8. good idea, but impractical by aj1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Making the general internet purely a kid friendly zone would help with many concerns parents have, but I do not believe it is going to happen. What is the likelyhood that the bad people who share unlawful or illegally copied pornography will all switch over to the xxx domain? The only real reason I see in this is to protect children from accidentally stumbling across bad things.

    What's my prediction if this ever gets passed you asked? You will have an easier way of finding porn for sale by searching with the .xxx domain (as if you needed one), but nothing will change in the .com world. People who want too will still view porn. People who don't will still complain.

    In my opinion instead of pushing the .xxx domain, we should be generating a database of "acceptable and non-questionable" stable websites that would be acceptable for general viewing. Then educate parents on how too set up firewalls to keep their minor children away from the stuff. Next we can encourage parents to spend enough time with their children they will feel confident in their childs choice in the matter.

  9. I've got the solution! by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    All these folks up in arms about their children possibly seeing even slightly "objectionable" material would most likely be best locking their children in a closet. Don't let them near a computer, let alone a computer hooked up to the Internet. Don't let them near a television. Don't let them visit the local video shoppe. Don't let them visit the library (there may be medical texts there showing penises, vaginas and anuses!). Don't even let them go to school, as little Jimmy might bring in the Hustler he found in his daddy's sock drawer.

    If they were to keep their children locked up in the dark all the time, then they would never accidentally encounter anything objectionable.

    Meanwhile, the rest of us could continue to enjoy freedom of expression.

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  10. You could always just use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the .co.ck domain name. Really... http://www.google.co.ck/ I couldn't make it up if I tried.

  11. Who will be the first? by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 4, Funny

    to register goatse.xxx?

  12. Limbo Is So Second Millenium by bottlerocket · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought being "in limbo" was on it's way out?

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  13. Re:Don't even bother. by NixLuver · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course we (as USians - heeh ) don't bear the onus for the behavior of our forefathers. But for us, that's not much help; we still have to tote the barge of our own continued behavior, both in the world arena, and the continued mistreatment of Native Americans.

    And you can't really blame the Brits for their Empiricism - they conquered the world looking for a country with decent restaurants... :D

  14. This is way offtopic but I don't care by Busy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm blown away by the submitter's website

    XHTML strict? Ok, I guess that's a good habit but how did you come to the conclusion that you need seperate(sp?) style sheets for screen and print?

    ...

    And now I'm stuck wondering why I wanted to see the source in the first place :(

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  15. In the immortal words of Voltaire the Pornographer by Eternal+Vigilance · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I disapprove of what you f*ck, but I will defend to the death your right to post pictures of you f*cking it."

    "Vidi, veni" - Caesar

  16. Sex Museums by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are some good Sex Museums out there... like the one in Amsterdam. Would it go under museum.xxx or xxx.museum ?

    Just wondering?

  17. Goatse.cxxx by JonathanR · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not quite sure how adding two 'x's to goatse.cx actually helps anything.

  18. this is a great idea by mrfantasy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it's about time we're able to know that only one TLD on the Internet will contain Vin Diesel content.

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