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Still No Director For Halo Movie

Via 1up.com, an interview with Halo movie Producer Peter Jackson about his upcoming King Kong feature and the film adaptation of the Bungie game. As of yet, he has not selected a Director. From the article: "Question: You're still producing Halo? Jackson: Yeah. Question: What attracted you to Halo? Jackson: I'm a fan of the game. Question: But video game movies suck. Jackson: They do. Question: So what will be different? Jackson: Hopefully it won't suck. "

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  1. Wow by Pxtl · · Score: 2

    He's remarkably direct. Doesn't beat around the bush much does he?

  2. Rumours... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    Fingers crossed that its' Guillermo Del Toro.

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    1. Re:Rumours... by ElVaquero · · Score: 2, Funny

      Figer's crossed that it's Uwe Boll!

  3. blargh blargh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait, so he plays the game or he's seen people play the game and thinks "hey that's pretty neat"???? damn it that interviewer sucks at asking questions.

  4. Step One by thebdj · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look at every video game movie ever made and make sure to not hire any of those directors. If you do this you can move on to step 2, hiring good actors.

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    1. Re:Step One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 3: Scrap this and make a Marathon move instead.

    2. Re:Step One by Xenkar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Master Chief's actor just has to look good in a battle suit. He does not need to talk at all. That would be out of character.

      Next find a good looking girl to play the part of the 3D AI. Show her naked through out the movie. Make it rated R or NC-17. If I'm going to watch a movie based on a game, there best be some fan service.

      Next thing to do is make sure the bulk of the movie is located on the Halo. When the Master Chief looks in the sky, I want to see the other side of the Halo.

      I'd like to see is either excellent CG enemies or guys in suits. I want none of that cheap looking Hulk CG. I want to be frightened by the enemy. When the Flood comes after me, I want to feel the fear and need to flee. In regards to the Flood, I want to see them actually transform a human corpse.

      Follow these guidelines and the movie won't suck as much as it would if it was made for a PG or PG-13 movie.

    3. Re:Step One by Seumas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Since I've only played Halo 1 a bit (on PC) and Halo 2 a TINY bit (one sitting), I don't even really care. I'll probably watch it if it ever shows up on cable late one night and hopefully Jackson will do a good job with it.

    4. Re:Step One by goodenoughnickname · · Score: 1
      If you do this you can move on to step 2, hiring good actors.
      Totally.
    5. Re:Step One by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      Good call.

      Hire Quentin Tarantino if you can afford him (or if he's still functional). He's the only person (that I can think of) that could possibly pull off a successful videogame->theatre release.

      Hell, most of his movies seem more like video games than traditional films, IMHO. He's truly a rare breed (in a good way, if you ever read this Mr. T).

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    6. Re:Step One by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Unless you're the other Seamus (the one who created the XBOX), this hardly qualifies as a flame, you tards. It's a simple point that most people who see Halo (as with most audiences in general) won't know the details about the movie and just want to see a good flick. Period.

      You fanboys are so sad. Wish you could hear an opinion that disagrees with yours and not get your panties all wet and twisted. :(

  5. I hope they get Uwe Boll, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they get Uwe Boll, he's my favorite.

  6. Film adapted to film? by game+kid · · Score: 1
    "Via 1up.com, an interview with Halo movie Producer Peter Jackson about his upcoming King Kong feature and the film adaptation of the Bungie film."

    Why would they need to re-adapt something to the same format (unless they want to boast of its billion-dollar production cost)? My head a splode...

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  7. Questionable by imstanny · · Score: 1
    "Fingers crossed that its' Guillermo Del Toro."

    He directed Hellboy, Blade 2, and Mimic... he's notorios for underground scenes and the actor Ron Perlman. So good chance those two things will be in the Halo movie if he directs.

    1. Re:Questionable by Seumas · · Score: 1

      He directed Hellboy, Blade 2, and Mimic...

      So . . . even with all three of those strikes against him - would you still want him directing?

      I am a big Ron Perlman fan, but Hellboy probably sucked the most of the above movies.

  8. But ... wait a minute ... by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

    The Halo movie has had a director for a few years now. It's all right here.

    What do you mean, "Stop being an ass!" That's not a Halo movie??

    (Oh, come on. You knew that someone had to do it!)

    I have to give Peter Jackson credit, though. He doesn't want to direct because he wants to take a break. After what he's done over the past few years, I certainly grant him that a break is deserved. I still wonder what a Halo movie would be like under his direction, but that might also come down to a possible difference between passion (like he had with LotR and KK) or just being a fan.

    Hey, let's get George Lucas to do it! At least then we'd be assured of a quality movie! *cough* Of course, if that's the case who wants to bet that red fires first theatrically then blue fires first in the DVD with GL stating "That's how I wanted it from the beginning."

    Oh, well. It's only karma. :)

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  9. Peter Jackson's relationship with this film by Lifix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just so y'all know, Peter Jackson was made an Exec Producer because he is allowing the movie to use Weta Digital and Weta Workshop for all their graphic needs and knowing that it will be a video game adapt, there will likely be lots of rendering needed. Also, by making Jackson an EP, they can slap Wingnut films on it (his banner) and give it instant credibility. Jackson probably won't have much in terms of creative input but then again this is normal for an EP. Just thought I would weigh in for those folk who don't know much about the film buisiness.

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    1. Re:Peter Jackson's relationship with this film by Sathias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, by making Jackson an EP, they can slap Wingnut films on it (his banner) and give it instant credibility.

      So does it also retrospectively do the same thing for "Meet the Feebles"? ;)

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    2. Re:Peter Jackson's relationship with this film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the idea that using a label whose logo (at least originally) closely resembled a penis gives a movie instant credibility.

  10. Bah...here's a better idea by sgant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Instead of making a 200 million dollar spectacular...just hire the guys at Rooster Teeth Productions to make a high-rez, full length Red vs. Blue movie using the Halo 2 engine...or perhaps even the Halo 3 engine.

    There ya go, save some cash. Oh, I'll expect my consulting fee within the next few days.

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    1. Re:Bah...here's a better idea by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because we all want to see Master Chief kill-humping Captain Keyes... (kidding)

    2. Re:Bah...here's a better idea by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

      It would be hysterically funny for the first 10 minutes as the characters rip into each other, but for the next 100 minutes the audience would get lost and confused as they attempt to introduce a "plot" that involves body jumping, ghosts, robots and dimension jumps. ***1/2 for the first 10 minutes, * for the rest of the movie.

  11. Doom doesn't actually suck by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

    I saw Doom on DVD a month ago, and it was rather good. I especially liked what they did with the "pink demon" monster, and the FPS sequence was cool.

    1. Re:Doom doesn't actually suck by Trails · · Score: 1

      Someone mode the parent as Flamebait please...

    2. Re:Doom doesn't actually suck by shoptroll · · Score: 1

      It's on DVD already? Damn it must've gotten telefragged in the theatres or something...

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    3. Re:Doom doesn't actually suck by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1
      It's on DVD already?

      Not legally. I don't know how my friend got hod of it, but it was a good quality transfer, probably from a screener.
  12. They will need a Red Vs. Blue Reference!! by jameskojiro · · Score: 0

    They will most definately need to have a Red vs. Blue reference somewhere in the movie, Like someone named Tex, Chruch, Dougnut or Sarge. Of course that is assuming thet Peter Jackson even knows about Red Vs. Blue in the first place. It would be a nice nod to internet Halo fandom and all it would have to be is a charachter named or having a callsign of someone from R vs. B.

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