Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper
0110011001110101 writes "A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the feed dependent of us out there. The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again! Heres a close-up image of this new gadget."
Well, you know what. My car is my property. And to invade my property requires a warrant, or probable cause. Since you have neither, get the fuck off my property....
that's why we don't put breathalizers in cars.
Cliff Claven
K.E.G. Party Chairman
Founding Leader of: Koncerned for Egalitarin Governance
This was supposed to be offtopic/troll. Please mod down.