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Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the raising-the-bullshit-detector dept.

0110011001110101 writes "A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the feed dependent of us out there. The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again! Heres a close-up image of this new gadget."

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  1. The Island by biocute · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just like Ewan McGregor's urine is used to determined what he can/cannot eat on that day.

    You would think that with technology this advanced (the Taiwanese one, not McGregor), yet we can't put a feasible breathalyzer in the car and determine if a driver is under the influence or speeding.

    And what happens when these toilet paper with Slashdot RSS clogged up the toilet?

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  2. Oooo, porn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Think about it, what better place to get porn than the toilet?

  3. Re:FAKE! by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Insightful
    from the raising-the-bullshit-detector dept.

    It's Funny. Laugh


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