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North Pole Heads South

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the change-in-latitudes dept.

blamanj writes "Things are not looking good for Santa. First, news that it's getting warmer at the North Pole, and now, scientists report that the (magnetic) pole itself is on the move. 'Earth's north magnetic pole is drifting from North America at such a clip that it could end up in Siberia in the next 50 years.'"

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  1. It's an Communist Plot by Ranger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who knew melting the polar icecap would cause the magnetic north pole to free itself up? It must be a Communist conspiracy. They don't want our compasses to work anymore. That's why they want us using them their orbital mind control GPS laser satellites to navigate. They made sure we had cheap oil so we'd pump out more CO2 because they knew that melting the polar ice caps would cause the magnetic north pole to become unstuck. Since it's moving to Sibera that means it's an old Communist conspiracy.

    God, what fucktard approved that badly written blurb?

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