North Pole Heads South
blamanj writes "Things are not looking good for Santa. First, news that it's getting warmer at the North Pole, and now, scientists report that the (magnetic) pole itself is on the move. 'Earth's north magnetic pole is drifting from North America at such a clip that it could end up in Siberia in the next 50 years.'"
The disappointment at not being able to is almost palpable, isn't it?
We need Congressdingbat McKinney to hold some more hearings. There are sure to be witnesses who will accuse Karl Rove and Dick Cheney of controlling the Earth's magnetic field from a giant console in their "undisclosed location." Women and minorities hardest hit, of course!
-ccm
Too much Law; not enough Order.