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Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test

caffeinemessiah writes "The New York Times has a story on how chimpanzees seem to exhibit a better understanding of cause and effect than human children. While training chimps to perform a routine task with redundant steps, the chimps were able to figure out and eliminate the redundant steps, while the human children routinely performed them despite their evident uselessness. It says something about the way we learn compared to chimps and should be interesting to cognitive scientists and those interested in computational learning theory, at the least."

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  1. but children will become adults by rebug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chimps will always be chimps.

    Lucky bastards.

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    1. Re:but children will become adults by SenatorOrrinHatch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does anyone doubt that, when genetic engineering reaches the point where we can graft human vocal chords to chimps and dolphins, some of them will be plainly more intelligent than many humans?

      I am certain it will happen, I just hope its in the next 20 yeas.

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    2. Re:but children will become adults by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 5, Funny
      As bad as human violence is, at least I'm fairly certain none of my competitors will ever cut open my sack and squeeze my nuts out.

      Then why post as an AC?

    3. Re:but children will become adults by DissidentHere · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well......they could become president.

      We do have precedent now.

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    4. Re:but children will become adults by mrogers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe the dolphins will be intelligent enough to convince the creationists that they're full of shit.

  2. slashdot is proof by incubusnb · · Score: 4, Funny
    a Chimpanzee would have stopped visiting slashdot a long time ago, its a redundant step.

    oh, and First Post(though i've probably failed it, i have Karma to burn so do whatever to me)

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  3. Re:Experiment Proposal by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    The chimp would probably eat the child, just so it doesn't get stuck doing pointless experiments.

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  4. Re:A little bit biased, isn't it? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    True. A more useful interspecies study would have compared human children and politicians, since politicians seem to have no grasp on cause-and-effect regardless of age.

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  5. I have two children by Luveno · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe this study.

  6. I was more excited about this when... by radiotyler · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I read the article title as "Chimpanzees Beat Children in Reasoning Test".

    I didn't know what sort of a reasoning test involved children and simians to engage in fisticuffs, but I was all for it.

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  7. Re:Human survival trait by Barny · · Score: 3, Funny
    I could probably eliminate some steps between boot, crash, and reboot too...


    What? like running windows, if it is really working as intended, it should crash on boot, saveing all that valuable work time you could have spent so you can look at buying a new PC :)
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  8. Re:Chimps writing PHP code. by millennial · · Score: 5, Funny


    $ook = new Banana.GiveMeBanana();
    my $stomach = _FULL_;
    my $sound = loudContentedScreech();

    throwFeces(); // OOK OOK OOK AAH AAH AAH! OOK!

    ?>

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  9. Re:So let me get this straight. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm shocked. Shocked!

    Fool! The banana is with the BLUE button! Not the RED one!

  10. Re:Chimps writing PHP code. by merreborn · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's one thing to bring post your PHP trolls on EVERY PHP thread, but do you really have to bring them to the non-PHP threads too?

    Seriously man, did Rasmus Lerdorf systematically kill off every one of your remaining family members, or something?

    Seriously man. These are all CyricZ PHP trolls from THIS MONTH. I skipped a good 10 that were all on the "PHP5 Recipes" thread, for sanity's sake.

  11. Well? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny
    This reminds me of the study a few years back when the attempted to discover why hot pizza burns the roof of your mouth.

    Don't leave us hangin, man; did they learn why?

  12. Re:A little bit biased, isn't it? by zaphle · · Score: 5, Funny

    El Wife and I got a puppy recently (at about 6 weeks old) and I started training her from day one.

    I agree, you should always train your wife from day one.

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  13. Re:Language by masklinn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, it's probably that they don't even consider us worth communicating with.

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  14. On the Continuing Evolution of Language by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't recall ever creating a new word.
    Any person who has not created at least one new word in his/her lifetime lacks plachoritence, IMO.
    I know that that sounds entroniant, perhaps even bleavisome, but it had to be said.
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    1. Re:On the Continuing Evolution of Language by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, and on a slightly more serious note, how do you know that chimps haven't created new words?
      Perhaps they have, and humans just haven't recognized them.
      It's entirely possible that they have words for chimp concepts.
      For example, they probably have a simple verb that means "to fling my excrement at".
      So rather than saying/signing "I flung my excrement at the keeper this morning.", a chimp might say/sign, "I feced the keeper this morning.", where "feced" is a verb meaning "flung my excrement at".
      I think that more research should be done into this area, possibly by seeing what sorts of signs/sounds/facial expressions/etc. chimps make to each other shortly after they fling their excrement at people or do other chimp things.

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    2. Re:On the Continuing Evolution of Language by infinite9 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Any person who has not created at least one new word in his/her lifetime lacks plachoritence, IMO.
      I know that that sounds entroniant, perhaps even bleavisome, but it had to be said.


      I'm imbiggened by your cromulent words.

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  15. Re:A little bit biased, isn't it? by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 5, Funny

    El Wife and I got a puppy recently

    Did you....ahh..check under the hood before you married ...her?

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