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Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test

caffeinemessiah writes "The New York Times has a story on how chimpanzees seem to exhibit a better understanding of cause and effect than human children. While training chimps to perform a routine task with redundant steps, the chimps were able to figure out and eliminate the redundant steps, while the human children routinely performed them despite their evident uselessness. It says something about the way we learn compared to chimps and should be interesting to cognitive scientists and those interested in computational learning theory, at the least."

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  1. but children will become adults by rebug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chimps will always be chimps.

    Lucky bastards.

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    1. Re:but children will become adults by SenatorOrrinHatch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does anyone doubt that, when genetic engineering reaches the point where we can graft human vocal chords to chimps and dolphins, some of them will be plainly more intelligent than many humans?

      I am certain it will happen, I just hope its in the next 20 yeas.

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    2. Re:but children will become adults by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 5, Funny
      As bad as human violence is, at least I'm fairly certain none of my competitors will ever cut open my sack and squeeze my nuts out.

      Then why post as an AC?

    3. Re:but children will become adults by DissidentHere · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well......they could become president.

      We do have precedent now.

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  2. Re:Experiment Proposal by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    The chimp would probably eat the child, just so it doesn't get stuck doing pointless experiments.

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  3. I have two children by Luveno · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe this study.

  4. I was more excited about this when... by radiotyler · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I read the article title as "Chimpanzees Beat Children in Reasoning Test".

    I didn't know what sort of a reasoning test involved children and simians to engage in fisticuffs, but I was all for it.

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  5. Re:Chimps writing PHP code. by millennial · · Score: 5, Funny


    $ook = new Banana.GiveMeBanana();
    my $stomach = _FULL_;
    my $sound = loudContentedScreech();

    throwFeces(); // OOK OOK OOK AAH AAH AAH! OOK!

    ?>

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  6. Re:A little bit biased, isn't it? by zaphle · · Score: 5, Funny

    El Wife and I got a puppy recently (at about 6 weeks old) and I started training her from day one.

    I agree, you should always train your wife from day one.

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  7. On the Continuing Evolution of Language by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't recall ever creating a new word.
    Any person who has not created at least one new word in his/her lifetime lacks plachoritence, IMO.
    I know that that sounds entroniant, perhaps even bleavisome, but it had to be said.
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  8. Re:A little bit biased, isn't it? by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 5, Funny

    El Wife and I got a puppy recently

    Did you....ahh..check under the hood before you married ...her?

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